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Top 36 Grass Pick Up lines

We have compiled a funny list of grass pick up lines. Grass is good, grass is green. These pickup lines involving grass will surely help you. Funny and cheesy grass pick up lines to make the girl or guy of your dreams smile. Are you the grass or do you rake the grass? Take advantage of these grassy one liners today!

  1. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

    Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

  2. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

  3. Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

  4. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

  5. Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

  6. Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

  7. With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

  8. Roses are red, grass is green....

    Open your legs, I will fill you with cream

  9. Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

  10. Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

    When I think of you, I play with my weiner

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What is a Grass pickup line?

Working grass pickup lines

If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.
Mooooove that booty girl

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

When I look at you, I play with my wiener

Roses are red, grass is green...

I love your legs and what's in between.

Hey are you made out of grass

Because I really want to touch you

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This is a funny Grass pickup line!

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

Roses are red, the grass is green
I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

Roses are red..

Grass is green,
I want only you in this quarentine

Hey girl, are you grass?

Because I need to touch you.

Your kiss is grass

... and I’m gonna mow it 🥰

Hey girl are you grass

Cuz i need to touch you

I like my girls how I like my grass keeper

Mexican ...

Violets are blue, grass is greener

When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

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Working Grass tinder opener

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

I only play in the short grass

Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

Roses are red grass in greener

When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?