Top 28 Grass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Grass chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

   Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

2. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

3. Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

4. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

5. Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

   :)))

6. Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

7. Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

   When I look at you, I play with my wiener

8. Roses are red, grass is green...

   I love your legs and what's in between.

9. Roses are red, the grass is green

   I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

10. Roses are red..

    Grass is green,
    I want only you in this quarentine

Funny grass pickup lines

Red is for roses
Green is for grass

I feel like Moses

When push apart your ass

I like my girls how I like my grass keeper

Mexican ...

Violets are blue, grass is greener

When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

- day 2

Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

I only play in the short grass

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

Roses are red grass in greener

When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.