Top 36 Grass Pick Up lines

We have compiled a funny list of grass pick up lines. Grass is good, grass is green. These pickup lines involving grass will surely help you. Funny and cheesy grass pick up lines to make the girl or guy of your dreams smile. Are you the grass or do you rake the grass? Take advantage of these grassy one liners today!

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?
Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?
Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.
Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener. When I look at you, I want to feed you my wiener.

Working short grass pickup lines to impress a girl

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

Roses are red, grass is green....

Open your legs, I will fill you with cream

Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

When I think of you, I play with my w**...

Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

When I look at you, I play with my wiener

Roses are red, grass is green...
I love your legs and what's in between.

Hey are you made out of grass

Because I really want to touch you

grass Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Grass is green you're fine

I'll be the six if you'll be the nine

One things for certain your a woman of refined class with lips as soft as wild grass, add a sprinkle of sass and a..

Dam fine cracking ass

Roses are red, the grass is green
I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

Roses are red..

Grass is green,
I want only you in this quarentine

Hey girl, are you grass?

Because I need to touch you.

Your kiss is grass

... and I’m gonna mow it 🥰

I like my girls how I like my grass keeper

Mexican ...

grass Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

Violets are blue, grass is greener

When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

Roses are red grass is green...

Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

I only play in the short grass

Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

Roses are red grass in greener

When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost

grass Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

Using smooth Grass phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Grass conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Grass phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Grass lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.