Top 29 Grass Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grass pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Grass conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether
Let’s build a house, and put our beds together
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Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.
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Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?
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Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?
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Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.
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Roses are red, grass is green....
Open your legs, I will fill you with cream
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Roses are red, Grass gets greener...
When I think of you, I play with my weiner
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If your kiss is grass then call me a cow.
Mooooove that booty girl
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Roses are red, grass is green...
I love your legs and what's in between.
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Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener
When I look at you, I play with my wiener
Funny grass pickup lines
Grass is green you're fine
I'll be the six if you'll be the nine
Roses are red, the grass is green
I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean
Roses are red..
Grass is green,
I want only you in this quarentine
Your kiss is grass
... and I’m gonna mow it 🥰
Violets are blue, grass is greener
When I think of you,my wiener is bigger
Roses are red grass is green...
Open your legs and I'll grab my peen
Let’s play winter-winter
You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you
Is the grass green where you live?
Then it must be the paradise city
I’d like to grass feed your beef.
I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.
Grass is green
Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together
Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...
Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance
Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?
Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?
Roses are red grass in greener
When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost
Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.
I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.