Top 24 grass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Grass chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

2. Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

3. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

4. Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

   :)))

5. Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

6. Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

   When I look at you, I play with my wiener

7. Roses are red..

   Grass is green,
   I want only you in this quarentine

8. Red is for roses

   Green is for grass
   
   I feel like Moses
   
   When push apart your ass

9. I like my girls how I like my grass keeper

   Mexican ...

10. Violets are blue, grass is greener

    When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

Latest grass chat up lines

Roses are red grass is green...
Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

- day 2

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

I only play in the short grass

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?

Ever made out on a pile of artificial grass?

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

Roses are red grass in greener

When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost