Top 31 Grass Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Grass pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

   Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

2. Id love to invest in a riding lawnmower, to eat my grass.

3. Do I have to cut away that grass with my sword before I can enter your forbidden forest?

4. Never done it on a pile of artificial grass?

5. Roses are red, they grow in the grass, give me a chance, and I'll cum in your ass.

   :)))

6. Hey baby, let me cut that grass and find your rupees.

7. Roses are red, Grass gets greener...

   When I think of you, I play with my weiner

8. Roses Are Red, Grass is Greener

   When I look at you, I play with my wiener

9. Roses are red, grass is green...

   I love your legs and what's in between.

10. Grass is green you're fine

    I'll be the six if you'll be the nine

Funny grass pickup lines

Roses are red, the grass is green
I want you in my bed, if u know what I mean

Roses are red..

Grass is green,
I want only you in this quarentine

Your ass is grass

... and I’m gonna mow it 🥰

Red is for roses

Green is for grass

I feel like Moses

When push apart your ass

Violets are blue, grass is greener

When I think of you,my wiener is bigger

Roses are red grass is green...
Open your legs and I'll grab my peen

Let’s play winter-winter

You lie on the grass and I’ll frost you

Grass is green

Your as hot as the nether, let's build a house, and put our beds together

Roses are Red, Green's the colour of Grass...

Give me a chance, and I'll show you the true Power of Romance

I won't mind if you run down my grass all day darling.

Is the grass green where you live?

Then it must be the paradise city

I’d like to grass feed your beef.

With a figglefluff there, in the tall greenest grass. I couldn't help notice your magnificent ass.

I only play in the short grass

Are you the color green like the grass? Because I run my hands through you.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

Do I have a grass stain on my ass?

Roses are red grass in greener

When I think of you I play with my wiener idk if this is a repost

Ever done it on a pile of artificial grass?