I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-a**...

"Absolutely, the Land of the Rising Sun has a unique charm. Ever tried sushi at its origin? It's a whole new world."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"Come sail in my ocean of love, sweetheart, and you'll forget what dry land ever felt like."

"Are you a pilot? Because my heart's been on autopilot ever since I saw your stunning landing."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed smack dab in the middle of a dull party!

Your grace surpasses Persephone's elegance, you are the true gem in the land of Hades.

Your grace outshines the pearls in your hand, my dear Persephone, enchanting the underworld's darkest land.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because those curves look like they landed perfectly!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? 'Cause it looks like you landed in my sensory-friendly heart.

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

"Are you a birdwatcher? Because I've been feeling like a rare species ever since you landed in my life."

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... Is it the mystical land of Unicornia, where rainbows never end and laughter fills the air?

Your beauty rivals the pearls in Persephone's hand, a treasure unmatched in all the land.

"Living in Israel must be divine, but darling, even the Holy Land pales compared to your heavenly beauty."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because size 9 angels must have a soft landing!

"Are you from Samoa? Because whenever I see your smile, I feel like I've landed in paradise."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed funny!

Like a sea king with a crown so grand, you and I together can rule the land.

Your beauty is like art carved by a skilled hand, blooming in my heart's garden land.

Your grace shines like a pearl in hand, just like Persephone in Hades' land. You're enchanting and grand.

"Wearing that American inspired swimsuit, you've turned this pool party into my personal land of the free, home of the babe."

Oh, I'm really good at guessing! I'd say your native place is... the mystical land of unicorns and rainbows! Am I close? 😉

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Are you Paul from Tekken? Because you've just landed a combo straight to my heart."

"Forehead or not, every time I look at you I forget how to land... because I'm already falling for you!"

Are you a supply drop? Because you just landed in my heart like a legendary weapon.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

"Adventure awaits us, in lands old and new, With you by my side, every view would be a heavenly view."

"Ahh, Jamaica, the land of warmth and enchanting rhythms. Ever been there? Or do you just enjoy its tropical allure from afar?"

"If I could be any insect, I'd be a butterfly, to land on your shoulder and steal a kiss."

"Is your name Thailand? Because my heart's been exploring the contours of Thigh-land all night."

"In a white dress, you grace the sand, with beauty so pure, like a sun-kissed land."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed in a luxury car.

Like a pearl in Persephone's hand, you shine brighter than the sun on highland land.

"Is your name Lisbon? Because my heart has been traveling and it's just landed on you."

Like the pearl in Persephone's hand, your beauty shines in the darkness of Hades' land.

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

Are you a rare magical creature? Because you just made my heart go wonder-*land*!

Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed right in the middle of my emotional wreckage.

Music in your hands, creating magic in faraway lands. Your beats must move the sands, a melody that expands.

Let me consult my crystal ball... I'm sensing KaroMeri's native place is a mystical land where unicorns roam freely and chocolate flows like rivers! 🦄🍫

"Just like the fertile lands of Mesopotamia, your beauty is bountiful and leaves a mark in history."

Haha, I'm going to take a wild guess and say... the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

Oh, I've got it! Your native place must be the land of unicorns and rainbows, am I right? 🦄🌈

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

Let's waddle in this pond, hand in hand, like two ducks dancing in a magical land.

Like a pearl in Persephone's hand, your beauty shines throughout the land.

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed right in my heart."

"Since you've already fallen for my charm, how about we make the landing a bit smoother over dinner tonight?"

"As you drift to moonlit land, your grace outshines the stars unplanned."

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... is it in the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

In a realm of beauty, you shine like a pearl in hand, divine Persephone in Hades land.

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

"Are you the queen of thigh land? Cause your legs are a kingdom I'd love to explore."

Like the pearl in Persephone's hand, your beauty shines bright in this shadowed land.

"If you're my princess, then I must be the luckiest king in all the land."

Are you a supply drop? Because I'd gladly land on you in Fortnite and protect you all night long.

Your beauty, like a pearl in hand, outshines even Persephone's in the underworld's land.

If cuteness were a height, you'd be a skyscraper in the land of delicious chocolate.

"Are you Snow White? Because you brighten every room, just like the fairest in the land."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I'd land only on the most beautiful flower - that's you."

Your touch as gentle as a pearl in hand, like Hades drawn to Persephone's land.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed right in front of me wearing those stylish spectacles?

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed right in front of me?"

Do you have a map? Because every time I look into your eyes, I get lost in "Shukriya" land.

"If words could kiss, mine would land softly on your lips right now. How about we make it real soon?"

Your thighs are enchanting, like a forbidden land waiting to be explored. Can I be your adventurer?

"You may be dangerous, but with me, you'll always have a safe place to land. Let's explore that hope together."

"Are you an explorer? Because my heart has been lost somewhere in the fascinating terrain of Thigh-land!"

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you must have landed on your sweet *anal*-ogy.

Your touch as gentle as a pearl in hand, Persephone's grace in Hades' land.

"Your exotic charm whispers stories of distant lands. Can I be part of your next chapter?"

"Are you a sakura blossom? Because your beauty is captivating and simply makes my heart flutter in the land of the rising sun."

Like Persephone in Hades' land, your grace and charm I can't withstand.

"Are you a flight plan? Because I can’t help but feel we’re destined to land together in the clouds."

Are you a Floyd Leech fan? Because you're making my heart beat faster than a leech on land.

Like a pearl in your hand, you shine bright, my dear Persephone, in Hades' shadowed land.

Are you a fallen angel? Because you've landed right in my heart with your heavenly beauty.

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

Is your name Apollo 11? Because I think you're the one faking my heart's landing trajectory!

Like a pearl in Hades' hand,
Your beauty shines in every land.

Did it hurt, Stephanie? When you fell from heaven and landed on Earth looking so breathtaking.

"Efforts? Nah. I would have just sent over my unicorn for a magical ride around the land of witty banter and sarcasm."

"Did you come from the Land of Smiles? Because your smile just made my day unforgettable."

Your pearl hand, a sight so grand, like Persephone in Hades' land.

"Can you read Exodus? Because each time you laugh at my cooking, I feel like I'm leading my taste buds to the promised land."

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

"Baby, I may work the land, but it's your curves that really plow my heart."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed in a pile of cocaine!

My best guess would be the land of unicorns and rainbows! Or maybe just a not-so-exotic suburb nearby. 🦄

Like a pearl in your hand, you're a beauty so grand, just like Persephone in Hades' land.

Are you a runway model? Because your thighs are like a smooth landing strip.

Your grace shines like a pearl in hand, enchanting as Persephone in Hades land.

"Do you believe in love at first flight, or should I circle back and land again?"

Did it hurt when you fell from McDonald's? Because you landed with those "Maccashas" sparkling!

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed in my... expectations for tonight."

Like Persephone in Hades' land, your beauty stands out, a rare gem so grand.

"Your beauty rivals the moon, but unlike it, I don't want to admire you from afar. Can I land closer?"

Your thighs must be made of magic, because every time I look at them, I get enchanted.

"Are you a dream? Because I've spent all night hoping we could meet in the land of sleep."

Your touch is as delicate as a pearl in hand,
You're a goddess, like Persephone, ruling over this land.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I'm pretty sure you landed on a magical vagina cloud.

"Hey Snow White, your beauty outshines the fairest in the land. Wanna make some magic together tonight?"

"Your thighs are like paradise, can I be a tourist in your exclusive thigh land?"

"Is your butt made of feathers? Because it looks like an angel just landed in heaven."

"Are you from the Land Down Under? Because every time I look at you, my heart starts to thunder."

Like a pearl in your hand, you shine bright in this land.

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.