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Top 50 Land Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Land chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  2. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  3. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  4. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  5. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  6. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  7. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

  8. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

  9. You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

  10. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you obviously landed on your face.

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!

Did you fall from heaven...
Because I wish you'd landed on my face

Did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face...

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you must have landed on your face

Baby, might you be Dutch?

Because I'd like to see your Nether lands

I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.

Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

I must be lost...

...Because I thought the land of fairies was further South.

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Do you land here often?

Are you a book?

Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
(I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

My staff is ready, I want to travel to your promised land.

Are you from Australia?

Cuz I want to come in your land down under.

Im like a land mine right now

If you touch me I’ll explode

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

Are you from Texts?

Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under