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80 Land Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 80 land pick up lines for her and flirty land rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about land that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your land rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny land pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty land joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Land Rizz

A good Land pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl are you an airport

    Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  2. Hey, are you moon?

    Cz I wanna land on you.

  3. Hey girl are u a Moon?

    Cuz i wanna land on you

  4. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  5. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  6. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

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What is a good Land pickup line?

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Short and cute land pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about land are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

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Smooth Land pickup line

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.


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Cheesy land Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.


You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

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Working Land tinder opener

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

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Funny land Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Land conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?


Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-a**...

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Clever land Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Land hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...
Has never been in between your arms.

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.

Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!


Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face

Did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face...

Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face

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Smooth land Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Land pickup lines make her give you her number.

I want to land my critical attack on that sexy bod of yours.

Your kiss is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

I found "the one " now just help me land her

Ok, so I went for an interview last week me and the receptionist hit it off so well, I did get her name but not her number. I've decided what I will do is send her flowers to work with a card to try and get my foot in the door. I only get 170 characters and I want this girl to know that I have been thinking about her since I left the interview without it sounding too weird. Please helppppp

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Did you fall from heaven?
Cause you must have landed on your face

Baby, might you be Dutch?

Because I'd like to see your Nether lands

I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.

Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing s**....


Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

Are you Native American land?

Because I want to manifest your destiny

Idk my investment is going to be Gold Mine or Land Mine

But you sure are going to be MINE :)

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Flirty land Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Land pick up lines are made to get him interested.

I must be lost...

...Because I thought the land of fairies was further South.

Are you a book?

Cause I wanna make your face burn for the father land.
(I commented the punchline on another post titled “ are you a book” by u/wawadbear12)

Do you land here often?

Hey babe, can I colonize your land and exploit you for your natural resources.

Are you from Australia?

Cuz I want to come in your land down under.

My staff is ready, I want to travel to your promised land.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face

To really cultivate the land, you have to go soft and slow.

I hope you're a lifeguard

Because I'm drowning in your eyes.

(Recommend a blue eyes prerequisite for this to land)


Im like a land mine right now

If you touch me I’ll explode

You just landed a crit, on my heart.

Are you from Texts?

Cause I'd like to take a ride in the land down under

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Cringe land Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

I'm flying blind here. Can I land on you tonight?

You must have just landed a Rest because you blow me away.

We'd make a great matchup. I'd take you to Dream Land every time.

I'll land this osprey in your LZ any time.

Tell me honey ham, did it hurt when the devil spit you up and you landed here?

If I was a fruit fly, I'd land on you first. Because you are so sweet.

I hope you are the rain and I'm the land, because even it rains like cats and dogs, you will still fall to me.

If you’re looking for dry land, you may be disappointed later.

I wanna land my (insert bird mascot) into your nest.


What’s your star sign? No, wait, I already know the answer. You are a shooting star sent down from heaven. Your beauty warms and lights up these frozen surroundings. You have become one with the land. Won’t you please open your Northwest Passage and let me hike your tundra?

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Land love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Land chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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