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Top 50 Land Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Land pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Land tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you an airport

    Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  2. Hey, are you moon?

    Cz I wanna land on you.

  3. Hey girl are u a Moon?

    Cuz i wanna land on you

  4. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  5. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  6. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  7. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  8. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  9. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  10. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.


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Working land pickup lines

Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

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Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

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Working Land tinder opener

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-anus

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.