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110 Land Pick Up lines And Rizz

Here are 110 land pick up lines for her and flirty land rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about land that are smooth and cute, best working Tinder openers and Hinge openers with land rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny land pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty land joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Land Rizz

A good Land pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl are you an airport

    Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  2. Hey, are you moon?

    Cz I wanna land on you.

  3. Hey girl are u a Moon?

    Cuz i wanna land on you

  4. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  5. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  6. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

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What is a good Land pickup line?

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Short and cute land pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about land are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

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Smooth Land pickup line

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Do you believe in bad luck on Friday the 13th?

Because when I fell for you, I definitely didn’t land on my feet.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

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Cheesy land Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

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Working Land tinder opener

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

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Funny land Tinder openers

Try using funny and charming Land conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Hinge and chat.

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-a**...

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Clever land Pickup Lines and Hinge openers

Using good and clever Land hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

"Are you a birdwatcher? Because I've been feeling like a rare species ever since you landed in my life."

"Come sail in my ocean of love, sweetheart, and you'll forget what dry land ever felt like."

"Are you a pilot? Because my heart's been on autopilot ever since I saw your stunning landing."

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... Is it the mystical land of Unicornia, where rainbows never end and laughter fills the air?

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

"Living in Israel must be divine, but darling, even the Holy Land pales compared to your heavenly beauty."

"Absolutely, the Land of the Rising Sun has a unique charm. Ever tried sushi at its origin? It's a whole new world."

"Are you from Samoa? Because whenever I see your smile, I feel like I've landed in paradise."

"Are you Snow White? Because even the fairest in the land could not match your captivating charm."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven or did you use Gorilla Glue to stick the landing into my heart?"

"Is your name Thailand? Because my heart's been exploring the contours of Thigh-land all night."

"Adventure awaits us, in lands old and new, With you by my side, every view would be a heavenly view."

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Smooth land Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Land pickup lines make her give you her number.

"Forehead or not, every time I look at you I forget how to land... because I'm already falling for you!"

"Wearing that American inspired swimsuit, you've turned this pool party into my personal land of the free, home of the babe."

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven and landed in this crime scene?"

Oh, I'm really good at guessing! I'd say your native place is... the mystical land of unicorns and rainbows! Am I close? 😉

"Are you Paul from Tekken? Because you've just landed a combo straight to my heart."

"Are you a gymnast? Because you've been doing cartwheels in my mind all day, landing perfectly in my heart."

"Ahh, Jamaica, the land of warmth and enchanting rhythms. Ever been there? Or do you just enjoy its tropical allure from afar?"

"If I could be any insect, I'd be a butterfly, to land on your shoulder and steal a kiss."

"As you drift to moonlit land, your grace outshines the stars unplanned."

Let me consult my crystal ball... I'm sensing KaroMeri's native place is a mystical land where unicorns roam freely and chocolate flows like rivers! 🦄🍫

"Is your name Lisbon? Because my heart has been traveling and it's just landed on you."

"Just like the fertile lands of Mesopotamia, your beauty is bountiful and leaves a mark in history."

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Flirty land Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Land pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Oh, I've got it! Your native place must be the land of unicorns and rainbows, am I right? 🦄🌈

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

Haha, I'm going to take a wild guess and say... the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

"Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because it looks like you landed right in my heart."

"Since you've already fallen for my charm, how about we make the landing a bit smoother over dinner tonight?"

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

Haha, I'll take a wild guess... is it in the land of unicorns and rainbows? 🦄🌈

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed right in front of me?"

"Are you the queen of thigh land? Cause your legs are a kingdom I'd love to explore."

"Hey Mary, if I were a ladybug, I'd land only on the most beautiful flower - that's you."

"Are you Snow White? Because you brighten every room, just like the fairest in the land."

"Darlin', your smile outshines the sunrise over my fields, and I'd rather plow your heart than my land any day."

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Cringe land Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

"Are you an explorer? Because my heart has been lost somewhere in the fascinating terrain of Thigh-land!"

"Are you a sakura blossom? Because your beauty is captivating and simply makes my heart flutter in the land of the rising sun."

"If words could kiss, mine would land softly on your lips right now. How about we make it real soon?"

"Your exotic charm whispers stories of distant lands. Can I be part of your next chapter?"

"Baby, I may work the land, but it's your curves that really plow my heart."

My best guess would be the land of unicorns and rainbows! Or maybe just a not-so-exotic suburb nearby. 🦄

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

"Can you read Exodus? Because each time you laugh at my cooking, I feel like I'm leading my taste buds to the promised land."

"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven and landed in my... expectations for tonight."

"Efforts? Nah. I would have just sent over my unicorn for a magical ride around the land of witty banter and sarcasm."

"Did you come from the Land of Smiles? Because your smile just made my day unforgettable."

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Land love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on dating sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Land openers to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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