The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

50 Land Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Land rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about land, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Land Pickup Lines

A good Land hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Hey girl are you an airport

    Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  2. Hey, are you moon?

    Cz I wanna land on you.

  3. Hey girl are u a Moon?

    Cuz i wanna land on you

  4. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  5. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  6. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

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What is a good Land pickup line?

Short and cute land pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about land are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

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Smooth Land pickup line

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from the Battle Bus? Because you've landed straight in my heart's landing spot!

Cheesy land Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

Are you fresh farm land? Because you look ready to plow.

I thought the land of fairies was further South. And I am ready to go down to find out.

You can consume my Lands Between Rune tonight.

Are you a dry desert? I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

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Working Land tinder opener

I’ve been looking at the analytics, and I’d like to make you my landing page.

Corny land Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Land conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I want to go on a journey explore your Lands Between.

Babe, looking to expand your house? Because I can construct additional unit into your private lands.

When you walk in to the room, all my spotlight lands on you.

Girl, I am not good at Tennis, but I can still serve my balls into your No Man's Land.

Where you flying today? B/c you landed in my heart.

If you land in Jail tonight during monopoly, would you be open for some conjugal visit.

How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

(Sorcerers) Let's do some Reverse Gravity before I land my Punishing Strike.

Are you a landing page? Because you just give me a call-to-action.

Did you know I was a monopoly board? Because you and your friends could land on me all night long?

I must be a rocket ship because I wanna land in ur-a**...

Hey girl are you a planet?

Because I want to land on Uranus

A good land Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Land hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Girl, once I hit your landing page, I will never want to leave your site.

I’d convert on your landing pages anytime.

Did It Hurt Comeback: No because I landed on your face.

If I built fantasy land i would have you on every ride.

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...

Has never been in between your arms.

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.

Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!

Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face

Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face

Did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face...

Your kiss is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

I want to land my critical attack on that sexy bod of yours.

I want to turn your deserted land into some sweet Wetlands.

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you must have landed on your face

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Land love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Land chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.