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Top 50 Land Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Land pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you an airport

    Cause I'd like land between your thighway

  2. Hey, are you moon?

    Cz I wanna land on you.

  3. Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

    But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato

  4. Hey girl is your name Jerusalem cause i'm going to liberate your holy land.

  5. In case of a water landing, my pants double as a floatation device.

  6. I'm looking for a place to land my stealth bomber.

  7. Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

  8. Look at all that fertile land waiting for us.

  9. I'm gonna steal your virginity like you stole my land.

  10. Hey baby. You're so hot I'd send you to a foreign land to get in a war we can't win.

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Funny land pickup lines

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because you obviously landed on your face.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven... and landed on your face?

They stole my land but I'll steal your heart.

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How about I land my space shuttle in your International Space Station?

Anyone who says Disney land is the happiest place on earth...
Has never been in between your arms.

Hey let me flip this coin and whatever side it land on that's what I get.

I'm no sandman, but I can take you to cotton candy land.

Are you the Holy Land

Because, I wanna claim you for my own!

Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face

Did you fall from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face...

Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face

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Working Land tinder opener

I want to land my critical attack on that sexy bod of yours.

Your ass is my farm land

I'm gonna plough it and plant my seeds in it

Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you must have landed on your face

If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ️

Baby, might you be Dutch?

Because I'd like to see your Nether lands

Hey girl, are you the Wounded Knee Massacre?

Because I’m going to invade your foreign lands and leave you devastated.

Are you Native American land?

Because I want to manifest your destiny

I'll strike down your no mans land with my virginity rocket.

Hey gurl, are you an airport?

Coz I would love to crash land on your landing strip.

Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"

Idk my investment is going to be Gold Mine or Land Mine

But you sure are going to be MINE :)