Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Are you an alien?

Cause your like nothing I have ever seen on this earth

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Save the earth. Hug a me.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...

I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.

Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

I can't claim there will be zero emissions...

I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

I also have this shield.

Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.

It's as if Gaia made you just for me and my friend...

Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

Are you the Earth?

Cause you are getting progressively hotter.

Are you the earth?

Because the only thing you do is get hotter.

Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

Your volcano makes my earth quake.

Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.

Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

Wanna get together and warm my globes?

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

Let's merge our environments.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

Are you the earth? Because I'd really like to plant my seed in you.

Heard you recycle. Well feel free to reuse me.

I'm supporting an entire ecosystem in my dreadlocks.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

I am against cruelty to animals, so I do not hurt my monkey, please gently caress.

I hate earth day. Want to take a ride in my hummer and go someplace with lots of air conditioning?

The smell my carbon emissions is just for you, baby!

Hey gurl, wanna plant a tree with me? We can carve our initials into it on our 50th anniversary.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because I am your perfect down to earth type of guy.

Pretend my hands are a recycling bin and stick your cans in them.

I'll take you to the limit as x approaches infinity. Even if there wasn't gravity on earth, I'd still fall for you. You must be differentiable, because all I see are smooth curves.

Would you like to go down like Solyndra?

Our relation is like earth and moon. We bound to each other unconditionally.

I invented the Internet AND global warming.

71 % of earth is covered in water, still i wanna drown in your love

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

As the Moon is to the Earth

You're to me, the one and only one till eternity.

If not for the sun you would be my brightest spot on earth.

Trust me, my carbon footprint is the ONLY thing getting smaller, right now.

I am the moon and you are the earth and the center of my universe.

Are you the Earth?

Cause I think you’re flat

Did you fall from space? Because I want to populate the earth with you.

I believe when you're dead, you're dead. So why don't we make our own heaven on earth.

Even if there wasn't any gravity on Earth

I would still fall for you

Are you the Earth?

Because you're flat.

I like your "Bernie for President" T-shirt. I bet it would look great on the floor next to my bed.

If earth didn’t have gravity

I’d still fall for you

The earth has recently reached 8,000,000,000 people. Wanna make it 8,000,000,001?

Wanna make it 8,000,000,001?

Her eyes are bright as halogen lamps, energy-saving light of my life?

I just got dumped. Would you recycle me into your new boyfriend?

Do you know, what is common between you and Earth ? You both

Are getting hotter and hotter 🥵 day-by-day.

What the best tea for this most beau-tea-ful girl on earth?

Of course I'm wearing a condom. I recycled it!

You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

"They must have named you Sekai because my heart travels around you like the Earth orbits the sun."

"I didn't know an angel could walk on earth, until I saw you defying gravity with your effortless charm."

"Are your feet as hairy as a hobbit's? Because I'm lost in Middle Earth when I'm with you."

"Wow, no wonder we're having such an out-of-this-world connection! Ever tried Earth's pizza though?"

I've got two of the greatest balls on earth. Wanna see?

"Your beauty rivals the majesty of space, even Felix Baumgartner couldn't resist getting lost in the orbit of your enchanting eyes."

"Like droplets that kiss the earth with grace, your smile brings sunshine to every dark place."

"I wanted to wish you sweet dreams, but our Earth simply pales in comparison to your beauty 🌎💫"

"Because you're out of this world and I want you to have sweet dreams with me in it."

"Just like Felix Baumgartner, I'd gladly leap from the edge of space into the beauty of your eyes."

Are you a navy seal? Because I feel like you've traced my heart and are about to wipe it out!

"Your African roots might connect you to the Earth, but your feet, darling, walk straight into my heart."

Life without you would be like a Chevy Volt without a fire extinguisher.

"Are you a star? Because my world revolves around you just like the Earth orbits the Sun."

"Is this place Heaven on Earth, or did I just stumble upon the most beautiful girl in the world?"

That’s a nice dress. It’ll look even better when it’s slowly decaying beneath the earth since each moment brings everything one step closer to death.

"Are you a map? Because ever since I started believing the earth is flat, I've been lost in your eyes."

Could you recommend the best teas to the most beau-tea-ful person on Earth? As known as them here.

"Because everything revolves around you, even in my dreams. Goodnight, my Earthly beauty 🌎💫"

Excuse me, Alicia, but seeing you in that white dress is like witnessing a beautiful angel gracing Earth with her presence.

Is your name Methane or Carbon Dioxide? ‘Cause you're making my world hot as h**...!

You're the earth emoji in my message, the one that makes my heart sing with glee.

"Because even in your dreams, you deserve the whole world, not just a piece of it." 🌍

"Your lips look so sweet, can I get a taste and experience the most exquisite dessert on Earth?"

"An angel walking earth, with grace unfurled, a good girl like you, is a gift to the world."

Are you made of cake? Because you're definitely a piece of heaven on Earth.

"Are you a strawberry? Because every time I look at you, I taste the sweetest thing on earth."

"Felix Baumgartner jumped from space, but your allure keeps pulling me in like a celestial body, irresistibly beautiful."

"Your beauty is so captivating, even Felix Baumgartner would keep floating away to space from your forehead."

"You must be Felix Baumgartner's backup plan, because falling for you feels like drifting gently into space."

Let's save water and shower together. In our clothes, though, so they get washed with the same water.