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80 Earth Pick Up lines And Rizz

Impress the girl or guy with your knowledge about Earth. Use pick up lines about Earth to help you start the conversation. Make the girl or guy laugh with these funny pick up lines about Earth.

Best Working Earth Rizz

A good Earth pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

    has clearly never stood next to you

  2. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  3. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  4. Are you earth?

    Cause you're getting hotter every second

  5. The earth’s atmosphere is 21% oxygen

    And you still take my breath away

  6. Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

    I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

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What is a good Earth pickup line?

Here are 80 earth pick up lines for her and flirty earth rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your earth rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny earth pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty earth joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute earth pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about earth are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

I want to exploit you like an oil company.

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Smooth Earth pickup line

Are you an alien?

Cause your like nothing I have ever seen on this earth

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

Let's head to the park so I can plant my tree.


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Cheesy earth Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.


Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

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Working Earth tinder opener

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

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Funny earth Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Earth conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

Without you, there's a hole in the ozone layer of my heart!

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. s**.... Recycle.

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?


I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

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Clever earth Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Earth hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?

I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.

Save the earth. Hug a me.

That chalupa really gave me greenhouse gas.

This could be our last night on Earth. You don't want to die a virgin.

I don't know what's hotter, you or Global Warming!

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

Inside you, I shall plant a tree. Metaphorically speaking, of course.

I’d like to the recycle the moment I first saw you over and over and over...


Hey baby, is you a tree? Cause I wanna hug you.

When I saw your beautiful face I soiled my pants - I didn't planet, honest.

I'd walker with you to the ends of the earth.

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Smooth earth Pickup Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Earth pickup lines make her give you her number.

Cars pollute, so you can get on my electric scooter.

Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

My feelings for you are a renewable resource.

I can't claim there will be zero emissions...

I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

I also have this shield.

If we were the last two people on earth.

I'd throw a boogie bomb down so we can dance together forever.

Hey gurl... are you the earth?

Because you only get hotter the older you get.

Let's save the trees...I mean...date me please...but you know we can also save the trees.

Think coal’s dirty? Wait until you hear what I want to do with you.


It's as if Gaia made you just for me and my friend...

Girl you must be an angel, because I want to get into a giant mech suit and fight you to the death to protect Earth.

What time do you take the job? Let’s Carpool go back to my place.

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Flirty earth Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Earth pick up lines are made to get him interested.

Are you the Earth?

Cause you are getting progressively hotter.

Are you the earth?

Because the only thing you do is get hotter.

Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

Your volcano makes my earth quake.

Are you a fossil fuel? Because you're making my temperature rise.

How much toilet tissue do you use?

Hey Earth, is your sea-level rising, or are you just happy to see me?

Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is flat, right?

At this point I just might be the last man on Earth.


Maybe we could be more than eco-friendly.

Why should Earth be the only thing that gets some loving today?

Don't I know you from that green energy company that went bankrupt?

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Cringe earth Pickup Lines For Your Girlfriend

Are you into forestry? Cause I'm growing some wood right now.

Wanna get together and warm my globes?

One thousand two hundred and thirty three trillion litres of water on Earth to sink and still I choose to submerge in your love.

Let's merge our environments.

I would ask u to dance but it uses too much energy!

I've got no job, I live with my mother, and I have no car. But, my carbon footprint is nada! So what do ya say?

That Greenpeace t-shirt would look even better on the floor of my ecologically-sustainable yurt.

What do you say we.. plant some seeds?

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.


No, it's not dirt, it's my Earth Day suit!

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Earth love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Earth chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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