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Top 50 Earth Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Earth pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Earth conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth

    has clearly never stood next to you

  2. There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

    And I'm still waiting for yours

  3. Hey girl, you are like earth.

    Some people might say you're flat, but deep down we all know you have amazing curves.

  4. Are you earth?

    Cause you're getting hotter every second

  5. The earth’s atmosphere is 21% oxygen

    And you still take my breath away

  6. Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

    I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

  7. Have you been protesting? Cause all that angst & hate really turns me on!

  8. That Phish tee shirt would look great on the floor of my tent.

  9. I got you a recycled engagement ring to save our planet"s finite resources.

  10. I want to exploit you like an oil company.

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Funny earth pickup lines

Like the moon, my thoughts revolve around you.

Are you an alien?

Cause your like nothing I have ever seen on this earth

Hey baby, are you the earth? Because all things are attracted to you...

In honor of Earth Day, I'll rock your world.

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I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.

Let’s treat your pants like the polar ice caps and make them disappear.

Everyday is Earth Day for me baby.

Normally only 6 planets can be seen with the naked eye. Mercury, Mars, Venus, Saturn, Jupiter, and Earth.

But if I were lucky, you'd let me see Uranus.

Do you know where i can find a Hoe so i can plant my tool?

Oh excuse to brush against you with my shirt hemp , or am I?

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

Let's make this spring a little less silent.

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Working Earth tinder opener

Since you are kind of hideous, and electricity isn't Green, let's turn these lights off, baby.

If you believe in "wind power", this might require you getting your knees dirty.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

Can I plant my tree in your rain forest?

Reuse. Seduce. Recycle.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 25%?

Well, Earth is okay, but I think we should have a day to honor Uranus.

I am to love what Detroit is to capitalism, baby.

It is warm in here? Cuz you make me hotter than taxpayer-subsidized solar panels.

If you can plant a tree, will you dig me?

How many rules did God have to break...

To put an angel like you here on earth?