I'm against animal cruelty, so don't hurt my monkey, please s**... it gently

Do you believe in the big kiss theory?

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!

Baby, all the ones other guys are unsustainable. Pay attention, I’ve got a environment friendly resource. We can go all night.

Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

Can I be your axis for the night?

Care to show me your ozone layer?

Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter

Did you know I recorded the 1953 Christmas hit 'Santa Baby'?

Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

Do it for Mother Earth.

Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?

Hey sexy, I hear climate change is going to get really bad, you are gonna need a lover that knows the bush and can hunt.

Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.

How deep are your oceans?

How'd you like to capture some of my emissions?

I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.

I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

I can see us in orbit together.

I can't resist your gravitational pull.

I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!

I hope it's not aninconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

I just got dumped, would you recycle me into your boyfriend

I like my men the way I like my wind turbines: tall, sturdy, and full of energy.

I love getting dirty, and you seem to have a lot of it.

I love stratified layers.

I love T&A, Trees and Air Quality

I love the way you whip through my hair, I wish it was with hurricane force.

I love your soft edges.

I mainly date guys who recycle

I should call you carbon, 'cause you're causing a period of unprecedented warming in my atmosphere.

I want to climb your trees and swing.

I want to fly in your friendly skies.

I want to swim deeply in all five of your oceans.

I wish I were one of your Northern Lights.

I won’t faucet offshore oil, but I will tap something else.

I would love to experience tectonic subduction with you.

I'd love to explore your longitudes and latitudes.

I'd make your icebergs melt.

I'd never mow your grass with a gas mower.

I'm an environmentalist, because I wouldn't want you any hotter than you already are.

I’d plan to leave my carbon presence.. in your bedroom.

I’m sure we could both reach the Big O… ozone that is

If you were a year you'd be the last one, cause you're the hottest on record

In this entire universe, all I want is you.

Is it hot in here or is it the greenhouse effect?

Is it hot in here? Or did you just render every known climate change model irrelevant?

Is that the summit of Mt. Everest or are you just happy to see me?

Is there a magnetic field between us or am I just attracted to you?

Is your middle name turbine? Cuz you've got me spinning

It got really hot all of the sudden. Is it global warming? Oh, wait, you just walked into the room

Just say yes and I'll make sure you never get cold feet.

Just verifying your emissions.

Let's follow this current wherever it might lead us.

Like the bamboo sheets on your bed I want to cover you with sustainable love!

Looking at you gives me a renewable energy source in my pants

Meet me inside Davy Jones' Locker, I'll be Neptune, you be my staff.

My favorite geological features are created under pressure.

My h2o and footprint? Why it’s some size 16. And you know what THAT means, right?

My middle name could be Magellan, because I love exploring your continents.