Top 50 Climate Environment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Climate Environment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Climate Environment conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Venus ain't got nothing on you.

2. I hope it's not an inconvenient truth to learn that I love you.

3. That look you just gave the Minister of Environment really brings out the colour of your eyes.

4. Are all your appliances energy efficient? Because when I saw you the room became more environmentally friendly!

5. Can I be your axis for the night?

6. How many dormant volcanoes do you have? Because I bet I could activate all of them.

7. Ain't no mountain high enough to keep me away from you.

8. Baby, I like my energy clean and my bedroom dirty, so let's just transition to the sheets

9. Baby, looking at you makes me want to be on top like a rooftop garden, underneath like geothermal energy.

10. Baby, the connection I'm feeling is stronger than the link between climate change and extreme weather

Funny climate environment pickup lines

Fair Trade Coffee, Organic Tea or Me

Can I buy which you drink? In a reusable bottle keep in mind.

Care to show me your ozone layer?

Cars Pollute, so can I pick you up on my electric scooter

I can't resist your gravitational pull.

Did you know my sheets come from only organic, fair-trade silk?

Do it for Mother Earth.

Do you know what time it is? It's time to take your boyfriend to the dump.

Do you think we can we get to absolute zero together?

Don't say you've got a girlfriend, cuz that would be an inconvenient truth.

Excuse me while I climate turn into something more comfortable…

I want to climb your trees and swing.

Hey, let’s come up with compost, not love. As well as war.

How deep are your oceans?

How'd you like to capture some of my emissions?

I am glad we are creating a sustainable relationship.

I bet you know a thing or two about bedrock.

I bet your Dad is an Environmentalist, because you are so eco-friendly

I can see us in orbit together.

Did that rising sea-level get your pants wet? We better get you out of those!

I can't stop thinking about what is under your topsoil.

I don't care what Copernicus says, you're the only planet to me.

I don't drive a car, but I'd love to walk you home!