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Top 50 Weatherman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Weatherman chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. I'm not a weatherman...

    But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

  2. If I need to find you

    I’ll just call the weatherman to tell me where all the hotness is.

  3. I have an overshooting top.

  4. Are you a meteorologist? because i need something to talk about to keep myself distracted from your body, but all i can think of is weather.

  5. Are you a meteorologist? I bet you got experience in everything from the ground up.

  6. Break out the AWIPS and chains.

  7. Can I advect your vortex?

  8. Can I calibrate your instrument?

  9. Can I lift your index?

  10. Can I make your jet stream?

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Can I see your weather balloons?

Can I TK your WXP?

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

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Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

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I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!

I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.