Top 50 Weatherman Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weatherman pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weatherman conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. I ain’t no weatherman

   But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight

2. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

3. I'm not a weatherman...

   But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days

4. You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.

5. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.

6. I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.

7. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

8. I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.

9. If I need to find you

   I’ll just call the weatherman to tell me where all the hotness is.

10. Can I make your jet stream?

Funny weatherman pickup lines

Can I see your weather balloons?

Can I TK your WXP?

Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?

Do you want to absorb my emittance.

Have you ever had multiple vorticies?

Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.

Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.

Hey! Do ya wanna flux?

I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.

I'd like to punch your core.

I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.

I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.

I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.

I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!

I've got mad Skillings.

I’d like to issue a severe lovin’ watch.

Is your tornado big enough to chase?

It may be a stationary front now, but I'll make it move later.

Let me analyze your contours.

ls there a rainbow today'? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

My! Your parcels are buoyant.

My! Your tornado is long.

Nice mammatus.