Top 50 Weatherman Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Weatherman pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Weatherman tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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I ain’t no weatherman
But you can be expecting a couple inches tonight
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My nickname in high school was Butt Warmer.
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Today’s forecast: Mostly horny and a chance of baby makin’
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Is your name Summer? Cause you are as hot as hell.
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Let's add this log to the fire. Oh wait, that's just my penis.
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It's hotter than a rooster in a hen house! We should take the cock out.
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Let's get you out of those bloody clothes.
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I'm sensing your weekend forecast is mostly horny!
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Damn girl, is your name Irene? Because you look like you're good at blowing.
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I can't jerk off because my roommate's classes were cancelled, too. Want to hang out?
Working weatherman pickup lines
The Arizona desert's full of cacti, but I've got the biggest prick.
Just got the weekend forecast…mostly horny with a chance of doing “it”.
Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.
I'm not a weatherman...
But you can expect 7-8 inches in your forecast tonight, you won't be able to leave the house for a few days
I like your earmuffs. Maybe my roommate can borrow them when we're having kiss later.
You must be a frozen pond, because I can see myself skating all over you.
Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.
I didn't know snow angels could fly as pretty as you skiing.
If I need to find you
I’ll just call the weatherman to tell me where all the hotness is.
Do you like your downdraft in the rear flank?
Do you want to absorb my emittance.
Do you want to suction my vortex?
Hey, how’d you like to take a look at my extended forecast.
Hey, you spelled “forecast” wrong. There should be a “U and I” in it.
Hey! Do ya wanna flux?
I feel a pretty strong updraft coming on.
I'd like to punch your core.
I'd like to WeatherTap your booty.
I'm a meteorologist. I'm experienced in everything from the ground up.
I'm like Jim Cantore, but with hair.
I'm picking you up on my SEXRAD.
I've got an F-5 in my pants, baby!
I've got mad Skillings.
