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Top 22 Mechanic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Mechanic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

  2. Hey baby, how bout i teach you the Sn2 mechanism and show you a backside attack?

  3. With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

  4. Hey babe, I’ll be your mechanic if you’ll be my ride.

  5. I have never been a mechanic...

    But I wouldn't mind changing your fluids

  6. You must be a mechanic

    Coz you sure know how to crank my shaft

  7. Are you a mechanical pencil?

    Cuz i’ll never have a dull moment with you

  8. I'm no mechanic but...

    I totally would like to oil your piston

  9. Babe, Can I be your mechanic?

    Because I am not afraid to go down and dirty

  10. Damn girl, are you a mechanical pencil?

    Because you’re finer than .7mm lead

Funny mechanic pickup lines

Hey girl,
I'm a mechanic. I understand your ex broke your smile. I can fix it if you would let me.

I don’t believe in mechanization.

Do you like self deprecating jokes?

Because I have low confidence and humour is my coping mechanism...

Your dad must have been a mechanic, because you've got a nicely tuned body.

Are you happy to see me, or is that just a defense mechanism?

Was your daddy a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?

I think when we met there were crossed-stars. Do you happen to know anything about cars? Don't panic. I don't think every lesbian is a mechanic. But I just got home after a long-ass expedition. My car broke down couldn't remix the ignition.

Is your father a mechanic? Because you’ve got a finely tuned body!

Hey baby, need a mechanic for that finely tuned body?

I'll be your mechanic if you'll be my ride.

Was your father a mechanic? Then how did you get such a finely tuned body?