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Top 50 Repair Man Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Repair Man pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I may not be a window repair man

    But I can fill your crack tonight ;)

  2. You are my AA battery, you charge me up

  3. Let’s become a potty of two tonight.

  4. Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!

  5. Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?

  6. Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

  7. Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

  8. Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

  9. You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

  10. Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

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I am a carpenter, I want to nail you.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

I always wear my hard hat, baby.

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Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

I have a job for you.... but it blows

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

If you were a burger at McDonald's, you would be the new McShock.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

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Baby your ass is rounder than a motor's rotor.

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.

Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

Can I tinker with your pipes?

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.