50 Repair Man Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Repair Man rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about repair man, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Repair Man Pickup Lines

A good Repair Man hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

f**... me if I am wrong, but you want to screw me, don't you?
I may not be a window repair man

But I can fill your crack tonight ;)
Can I tinker with your pipes?
You are my AA battery, you charge me up
Hey, I'm the cable guy, my only policy is that if I hook your cable up, you have to hook mine up!
Hey baby how long/hard is your cable?

Short and cute repair man pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about repair man are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a carpenter? Because when you came in the room it became beautiful.

Hey let's play carpenter, first we get hammered, I get some wood, and then I nail you.

Wanna play carpenter? First we get hammered, then ill nail you!

You’re a carpenter’s wet dream–flat as a board and easy to nail.

Are you a carpenter? Because you're giving me wood!

Your eyes are like wrenches ..... they make my nuts tighten.

I always wear my hard hat, baby.

Cheesy repair man Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey! Ya wanna try out my new 'Home Artificial Insemination Kit?'

I have a job for you.... but it blows

I'm not an expert in hardware, but I know that you'd be able to screw my nuts

I've got a hummer and a vibrator. Which one do you want to test drive first?

You are the perfect switch. You turn me on.

Can I earth you? You seem to be at a high potential.

Baby are you the secondary winding to my transformer, I feel magnetically coupled to you.

Corny repair man Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Repair Man conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

You and I are so perfect, want to make a complete circuit?

You are like a 250 W halogen, you brighten my world.

Guy: You are the light of my life.
Girl: You turn me on.

Are you a electrician? Because when you came in I felt a gilt of energy.

I don't usually like being shocked, but when I saw you I was knocked off my feet!

I'm an electrician, let me remove your shorts

I am an electrician, I want to give you a jolt of my high voltage juice,

I am a HVAC installer, I want to heat you up and cool you down.

Are you a plumber? Because that is a solid career choice with a decent wage and I crave stability.

I don’t normally plunge into a relationship, but tonight I’ll make an exception.

I have a dirty job. I’m a plumber.

I hope you're a plumber because you got my pipe leaking

A good repair man Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Repair Man hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I wanna flush your pipes, baby.

I'll only use rigid pipe in your rim holes.

I’m a sucker for a man who knows how to use his equipment.

If there's anything I know how to do the right way... it's lay pipe. I'm happy to prove it!

Is that your boyfriend? Because that’d throw a real wrench in my plans

Baby your kiss is rounder than a motor's rotor.

Is your father a plumber? Because when you come in the room, it seems so clogged.

Plumber? I hardly even know her.

That is quite an elbow joint.

Toi-let me be your valentine would be the greatest honor.

Tonight was almost down the drain… until you walked in.

You’re flooding my heart with emotions.

I am a plumber, I want to ream you with my plunger.

Let’s become a p**... of two tonight.

That tool belt really brings out the color in your eyes!

Hey carpenter, I'm hammered. Want to nailed me?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Repair Man love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Repair Man chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.