How'd you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

You are going to be fired if the manager found out that you are drowning me in your love.

The manager told me to take the trash out...

So are we going or what?

Hey, girl, are you Gamestop stock?

Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.

"You may like bullying, but the only thing you've managed to steal is my attention."

"In a world where nothing can harm you, your beauty still manages to sweep me off my feet."

"Just like a velociraptor, you've managed to escape from my dreams and become a reality."

"I've mastered Global Management, but managing to take my eyes off your beauty seems like an impossible course."

"You're a dancer, huh? Incredible how you move on stage and yet still manage to steal my heart."

"Is your job being a financial reporting manager or an angel? Because your beauty is off the balance sheet!"

"Excuse me, but how did you manage to make the stars jealous of your cute smile?"

"Is your name Global Management? Because studying you feels like an exploration of beautiful complexities."

"Even if we're miles apart, your smile still manages to light up my world."

"Are you a Mexican chili pepper? Because even though you're so far away, you still manage to stir up heat in my heart."

Wanna go manage some mischief together?

***I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.***

"Is your name Global Management? Because I'm studying you in my dreams every night."

"Are you my global management textbook? Because I'm totally lost in your indexes."

"Just like a Lamp, you've managed to brighten up my world the moment you walked in here."

"Are you a lighter? Because every time I see you, you always manage to spark a flame in my heart."

"Are you Medusa? Because with one look, you've managed to make my heart stand still."

"As a Gemini, your dual nature perfectly matches my global management studies. Can we merge our assets tonight?"

"I've taught many students, but only you have managed to captivate my thoughts both in and out of class."

"You find colors hard to manage? Well, they come naturally together when it comes to your beauty."

"Are you a teapot? Because even when things get heated, you still manage to look steeping good."

"Was I as charming in your dreams as I am in reality? Or did I finally manage to steal your heart there?"

"Your picture caught my eye, but your radiant beauty captured my heart - how do you manage that?"

"Are you my anger management coach? Because every time I analyze you, my heart rate definitely increases."

"You're not just managing the office, but also my heart's portfolio."

"Are you a dessert tray? Because I can't help but indulge in your tempting sweetness."

"Your smile must be a magical bow, it always manages to shoot arrows straight into my heart."

"You're quite the bully, but instead of stealing lunch money, you've managed to steal my heart."

"Are you good at naming things? Because you've already managed to put a name to my heartbeats - it's yours."

"You're so beautiful, even without a gallbladder, you still managed to digest my heart."

"Is your name Global Management? Because I can see us creating a world of possibilities together."

"Is your name Time? Because you've managed to stop my world with your electrifying beauty."

"Are you half a sub? Because you've managed to fill the empty half of my heart."

"Are you in charge of scheduling at the salon? Because I'd love to book a lifetime appointment with your gorgeous smile."

"It's exhilarating! Just like a great concert, it keeps you on your toes - much like this conversation."

"Are you a management textbook? Because I can't stop studying your global beauty."

"It's amazing how you manage to look so beautiful; even when you're throwing insults my way!"

"You're so efficient at your job, how do you manage to still steal my attention every time?"

"Are you a bowl of ramen? Because even though you play games with me, you still manage to stir up my noodle."

"Girl, with all those social media handles, it's a wonder how you've managed to stay out of my DMs this long."

"Are you a magician? Because whenever I'm down, you always manage to pull happiness out of thin air."

"Feel free to inquire about anything, but can we start with how you managed to steal my heart so effortlessly?"

"Despite this cold weather and my own cold, your smile still manages to make me feel warm and cozy."

"Ever consider a joint venture? Because with your beauty and my global management skills, we'd rule the world."

"Excuse me, gorgeous, but how does someone as sexy as you manage to improve with every 'how are you'?"

"Are you the global management course I've been studying? Because your beauty has me captivated worldwide."

"Are you an archer? Because you've managed to target the most guarded part of me - my heart."

"Your enchanting presence is a healing force, just like my green energy at work."

"A midnight kiss with you would be a victory in itself, but the real prize is seeing your smile sparkle brighter than any star."

"Well, when a sight as breathtaking as you crosses my path, all I can manage is a simple 'hello'."

"Are you a Global Management textbook? Because I can't stop checking you out."

"Are you studying global management? Because you've got the power to globally manage my heart's currency rate."

"Are you Jeff the Killer? Because whenever I see you, you always manage to steal my breath away."

"Just like Selina Kyle steals precious jewels, you've managed to steal my attention with your captivating charm."

"Even when I lose, your laughter becomes my victory; it's the sweetest consolation any charmer could ever see."

"As a Global Management student, I've learnt to appreciate rare gems. You, beautiful Gemini, are my finest discovery."

"Just like these clips, you've managed to secure a special place in my heart."

"Just like a difficult puzzle, you make my heart beat harder with every piece I manage to fit together."

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again with my 'Bread Delivery Service Management' badge?"

"Well, as an investment banker, I'm pretty good at managing interest... especially when it's compounded daily by your charm!"

"Are you a magician? Your smile alone managed to steal my heart in one swift moment."

"Your presence alone could cure any iron deficiency, as you always manage to make my heart pump harder."

"Just finished working out? I was just wondering how you managed to shape such a perfect body."

"Studying Global Management must be tough, but managing not to fall for you might be impossible."