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Top 26 Manager Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Manager pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Manager conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  2. I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

  3. Can I see your manager?

    Cause I can’t stop Karen about you

  4. I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

  5. How'd you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

  6. The manager told me to take the trash out...

    So are we going or what?

  7. Hey, girl, are you Gamestop stock?

    Because I'm a hedge fund manager, and I'm willing to spend a lot of money hoping that you'll go down.

  8. Wanna go manage some mischief together?

    ***I solemnly swear I’m up to no good.***

  9. Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

  10. Are you the manager?

    Because my name is Karen and I wanna talk to you.

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You can just call me the DNR
Because I gotta start managing your wetlands

I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...

I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"

Are you a manager?

Yes - Have you ever had a big staff?
No - Could you handle a big staff?

Is your name Karen?

Cuz I'll be your manager.

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Hey baby, are you Disk Management Utility?

Because you just formatted my hard drive.

I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager.

We get half-off, but we have to share.

Are you from the Marshall Islands?

Cuz you’ve managed to march all over my heart

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?

I'm being managed by Don King again

Are you interested in managing my account?

You look familiar, are you a branding manager for Von Dutch or are you the bass player from Kings of Leon?

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Working Manager tinder opener

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

Are you a property manager? Because you are checking me out.