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Following is our collection of Manager chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. I have successfully managed to synthesis a protein that makes two people fall in love, do you want to try it.

  2. I was feeling a little off today, but you managed to turn me on.

  3. I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

  4. How'd you like to align your employee interests with those of upper management?

  5. The manager told me to take the trash out...

    So are we going or what?

  6. Are you the fed, because I want you to manage my inflation.

  7. Are you the manager?

    Because my name is Karen and I wanna talk to you.

  8. "If you and I were squirrels...."

    So it's 2004, I'm 16 years old, working at a Winn-Dixie in Panama City Beach, FL (lived there for 12+ years) and a bunch of 40-something year old drunk men would come through my checkout line. I was the 2nd fastest cashier there, was basically a front end lead, and could control just about anything in the store, so I knew I could handle myself.

    But this one drunk guy...I was so uncomfortable but it made me laugh. I'll never forget this one:

    "If you and I were squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?"

    Thankfully, my manager was nearby and stayed with me until he left. I *was* underage, after all.

  9. You can just call me the DNR

    Because I gotta start managing your wetlands

  10. Are you a manager?

    Yes - Have you ever had a big staff?
    No - Could you handle a big staff?

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I managed to copywrite some letters of the alphabet...
I'd totally lose an "I" to get "U"

Is your name Karen?

Cuz I'll be your manager.

You must work in management...

Because you sure know how to direct that booty

Hey baby, are you Disk Management Utility?

Because you just formatted my hard drive.

I rolled a 5 on my Diplomacy check to haggle with the hotel manager.

We get half-off, but we have to share.

Risk management just sounds like something so clandestine!

Now how'd you manage to fit that great big thing into that little ol' Speedo?

Are you a property manager? Because you are checking me out.

I'm the top executive managing president of international sales at the #1 marketing company in the greater Northern hemisphere.

I'm being managed by Don King again

You wanna be my equipment manager?

You look familiar, are you a branding manager for Von Dutch or are you the bass player from Kings of Leon?

Are you interested in managing my account?