Top 22 Agent Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Agent pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Agent conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

2. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

3. Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

   Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
    Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
    May Contain Tree Nuts. 
    Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
    Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

4. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

5. Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

   Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

6. Girl, are you a Russian agent?

   Because you can interfere with my erection.

7. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

8. Can I be your FBI agent?

   Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

9. I think we’d make some great TSA agents….

   Cause I know we’d both like to get frisky

10. Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

    Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

Funny agent pickup lines

Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?
Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

Are you a TSA agent?

Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

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Hi guys I have the program I'm giving it for 15$ pm me if you're interested.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.
Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.
Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.
(Men in Black II)

Hey what are you wearing?
Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!

Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
Bond: "So does England!"

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.