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Top 26 Agent Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Agent pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Agent tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Want to play TSA agents and fondle my package?

  2. Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.

  3. Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.

  4. Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.

  5. Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

  6. And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

  7. Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

    Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
     Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
     May Contain Tree Nuts. 
     Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
     Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

  8. Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

  9. Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

    Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

  10. Girl, are you a Russian agent?

    Because you can interfere with my erection.


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Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

I think we’d make some great TSA agents….

Cause I know we’d both like to get frisky

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Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

Are you a TSA agent?
Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

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Hi guys I have the program I'm giving it for 15$ pm me if you're interested.

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Give them for 20$ Pm me .

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!

Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

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Working Agent tinder opener

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
Bond: "So does England!"