Top 26 Agent Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Agent rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Agent pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

Want to play TSA agents and f**... my package?
Is your last name Gillette? Because you’re the best an agent can get.
Looks like you’re the big ticket free agent, and I got a little money to spend.
Are you First Light? Because you put some special powers in my Agent.
Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "b**... Street."
And now here I stand because of you. I'm no longer an agent of this system, because of you. I've changed. I'm unplugged. A new man, sort to speak, like you, apparently free.

Working short agent pickup lines to impress a girl

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour.
Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat.
May Contain Tree Nuts.
Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers.
Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Ma'am, are you a secret agent?

Because I could see you giving me a number and taking away my name.

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my e**....

Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?
Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

I think we’d make some great TSA agents….

Cause I know we’d both like to get frisky

agent Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?

Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

Are you a TSA agent?
Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

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Hi guys I have the program I'm giving it for 15$ pm me if you're interested.

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Give them for 20$ Pm me .

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

agent Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.
Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.
Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.
(Men in Black II)

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
Bond: "So does England!"

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Agent phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Agent lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.