Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "b**... Street."

"In the game of love, you’re the ultimate ace,
Peppa, with your charm and skill, you light up this space."

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because you’ve got me feeling like I need a full squad for this attraction."

Are you a real estate agent? Because I'm ready to sign a lease on your heart.

Are you a secret agent? Because you have all the intel on stealing hearts.

"Are you a spy? Because only a secret agent can hide her smile that well in photos."

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because I’d love to strategize how to have all the best fun with you."

"Are you an undercover agent? Your beauty's got my heart locked up like I'm in mafia custody."

Are you a real estate agent? Because every time I see you, I imagine a dream home.

"If you were a Valorant character, I'd definitely want to team up for some intense action and unforgettable rounds."

"Excuse me, but your smile could outshine any heroine's spotlight, do you have an agent for those eyes too?"

"Are you a secret agent? Because you just stole my heart with that killer smile and those mesmerizing eyes."

Are you a secret agent? Because your beauty is the best intel I've ever uncovered.

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because every time I see you, my heart skips a beat and my pulse fires up."

Are you an insurance agent? Because just being around you makes me feel safe and protected.

"Ha, busted! Okay, let's play 'Two Truths and a Lie'. I'll start: I'm a secret agent, I like pineapple on pizza, and I hate Mondays."

"Are your thighs secret agents? Cause they've surely got James Bond beaten in the 'killer looks' department."

Ah, a fan of Eminem? Just remember, if we ever lie, let’s at least make it a funny one. “I’m actually a secret agent!” 😄

You must be a secret agent, because you've got all the intel on stealing my heart.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.

Are you a double agent? Because you've got all the information I need and a captivating smile.

"Are you an agent in Valorant? Because you've got me pinned down with your charm and skills."

Are you a Valorant agent? Because you're definitely carrying my heart in this game of love.

"Are you a secret agent? Because that mole on your cheek seems to be encoding 'drop dead gorgeous' in Morse code!"

"Are you a prime property? Because I can’t resist wanting to explore all your charming features."

"Are you a secret agent? Because every time I see you, my heart goes undercover like your love for that bad boy!"

"Are you a house? Because you've got me feeling all kinds of home vibes!"

Are you a real estate agent? Because I can't stop admiring your prime Thighs Land.

"Busy? I didn't realize I was chatting with a secret agent. Should I be worried about your undercover missions or just your texting skills? 😂"

“Married, huh? Does that mean I need to call you ‘Agent Secret’ now? I promise to keep the spy jokes coming!”

"Is your name Zillow? Because you’ve just listed yourself as my dream home!"

"Peppa, your spark shines brighter than all in Valorant’s play,
A masterpiece in every match, you steal my heart away."

"I prefer calls too! Nothing beats chatting while pretending to be a secret agent on a mission. 🎤 What would your spy name be?"

Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my e**....

If I could pick any agent to play with in Valorant, I'd choose you as my ultimate teammate.

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because every time my heart beats, it feels like you're diffusing the Spike."

Are you an insurance agent? Because you've already insured your way into my heart.

"Are you a secret agent? Because you've got me intrigued and wanting to know more about you."

Ah, a secret agent then? Just remember, if you ever need a sidekick, I come with a cape and really bad puns!

Are you an insurance agent? Because you've already covered my heart with your smile.

"Do you have a property brochure? Because I'm ready to invest in a lifetime of happiness with you!"

"Are you an agent? Because every time I see you, my heart goes into overtime, ready for the next round."

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains. Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains. Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby. (Men in Black II)

Are you a secret agent? Your serious demeanor is just a disguise for your beauty and grace.

"Are you a customs agent? Because I can't seem to declare my love for you without getting questioned."

"Are you a Valorant agent? Because every time I see you, my heart rate spikes faster than a defuse!"

Haha, that's so true! It's like a secret agent letter just hanging out at the end. By the way, your sense of humor is refreshing.

"Are you a customs agent? Because I can't seem to declare my feelings for you without breaking into a cheesy grin."

"Are you a real estate agent? Because you've definitely caught my attention with your prime location."

"Are you an FBI agent? Because your beauty is so classified, it should be my job to investigate."

"I'm a secret agent for the Bureau of Intriguing Questions. We're currently recruiting, but shhh, don't blow my cover."

"Merci? Well aren't we fancy! Next you'll tell me you're a secret agent... Oh wait, then you'd have to kill me. Please don't!"

Can I be your FBI agent?

Cause I’d love to stare into your eyes all day long

"Ah, my girlfriend? You must've mistaken me with James Bond, because I'm currently a free agent and focused on intriguing conversations like ours."

"Are you a prime location? Because in my heart, you’re the only foundation that feels like home."

"Are you a house? Because every time I see you, my heart feels like it's found its forever home!"

"In Valorant's realm, your beauty shines bright, let’s team up together, and conquer the night."

"With agents galore, your grace is unmatched, let’s play this game where our hearts are attached."

"Are you an FBI agent? Because you just decoded the mystery of my heart’s secret file!"

"I have my sources...you know, spies, secret agents, maybe a friendly squirrel? Let's just say I'm well-informed! 🕵️‍♂️🐿️ What's your superhero alias?"

"Is your name Realtor? Because you've got me ready to invest in a future with you."

"FBI agent, huh? Well, it's a crime not to let me explore the mystery that is you."

Plot twist: he's actually a secret agent trying to sabotage my love life! Jokes on him, I'm clearly vibing with your DMs.

"Are you an FBI agent? Because my heart's under investigation, and it’s a major case of 'attraction'!"

"Are you a customs agent? Because I can't help but declare my attraction for you."

"Ready to pretend we're secret agents? Because I can't stop spying something incredibly sexy in this room."

Are you a real estate agent? Because you just sold me on the idea of forever with you.

"Are you a real estate listing? Because I can't stop checking you out and imagining my future in you!"

Are you a secret agent? Because you've got me intrigued with your mysterious aura.

Well, I must say you've got me intrigued. Mysterious like a secret agent with the allure of Jessica Rabbit.

Are you an agent in Valorant? Because you've stolen my heart with your quick reflexes.

"Is your name Zillow? Because you've just listed the key to my heart!"

I think we’d make some great TSA agents….

Cause I know we’d both like to get frisky

Hey girl, are you an fbi agent?

Cause i want you to tie me in a basement

Well, if we’re lying, I’m convinced I’m a secret agent. Just waiting for my mission… or a snack. Which comes first?

"Are you a secret agent? Because every time I look into your eyes, I feel my secrets being uncovered."

"Are you a real estate listing? Because you've just captured my heart and I want to explore every room."

Hey girl were you exposed to gamma rays?

Cause I wanna make you my agent of SMASH

Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.

Are you a secret agent? Because even my eyesight can't uncover your hidden beauty!

Ah, a secret agent! I knew it! Let me guess, your cover is “Professional Snack Taster”? Because I could use some tips!

"If you were an agent, you'd definitely be my ultimate—impossible to resist and always exhilarating."

"If you were a Valorant agent, you'd definitely be my ultimate—because you just leveled up my day!"

"Are you an FBI agent? Because you just arrested my heart for stealing a glance at your beauty."

If I were a TSA agent, I would have to pat myself down because you've got me feeling some type of way.

"Is it a crime to steal your heart? Because if so, I might need an FBI agent like you to investigate."

Are you a TSA agent?

Cause I see you scanning the liquid in my sack.

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Hi guys I have the program I'm giving it for 15$ pm me if you're interested.

Are you a customs agent? Because I'd like to declare my love for you.

Are you the leasing agent? Because I want to borrow you for a date tonight.

Agent Kay: When you get sad, it rains.
Laura: Lots of people get sad when it rains.
Agent Kay: It rains because you're sad, baby.
(Men in Black II)

Looks like you're the big ticket free agent, and I got a lotta money to spend.

Hey what are you wearing?

Just kidding I'm your FBI agent and can see you right now haha!

Russian Lady Agent: "But James, I need you!"
Bond: "So does England!"

If you were a TSA agent, I would be happy to get a body scan.