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Top 39 Realtor Pick Up lines

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  1. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

  2. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

  3. The housing market goes up and down. My love for you rises forever.

  4. You might not know it, but you have a lien on my heart.

  5. Meeting you is like how home buyers feel when they get the keys!

  6. Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the qualifications.

  7. Baby, I’ve been inspecting your assets all day long!

  8. Does this room smell like chloroform to you?

  9. For you, I'm willing to break all the Code of Ethics.

  10. Hello my sexy single neighbor. Would you like to "Combination"?

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Hey girl, you might not realize, but you have a lien on my heart.

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Home is not a place. It's a feeling. I can give you both.

Housing market goes up and down. Service stays forever.

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I'm an appraiser and I'm here to tell you – you are priceless.

I'm sorry, but I'm required by law to disclosure how beautiful you are.

Kissing is like real estate. The most important thing is location, location, location.

Let me help you sniff out your next home. I've got all the koalafications.

Let's make it official and close the escrow.

Love is buying your first home together.

Meeting you is like how home buysers feel when they get the keys!

Please say it again: how long is the escrow?

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There is an open house tomorrow. I can give you a private tour tonight.

Wanna talk about our Private Mortgage Insurance?

What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

With a frame and facade like that, you’re Class A in my book!

Would you let me holding period you forever?

You be my #1 client, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy real estate, and that's kind of the same thing.

You know realtors are very strong. We can flip a house.

You should just provide a full disclosure up front, because you are flawless.

You’re more than just a piece of property.

Come into my office and let's take a look at the listings.