Top 50 Apartment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Apartment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Your legs are like an Oreo

   Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

2. For covid times

   Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

3. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

4. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

   Ahaha

5. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

6. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

   So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

7. We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

8. Your legs are like Oreo cookies

   I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

9. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

10. Your legs are like an Oreo...

    Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between

Funny apartment pickup lines

Apart from my anxiety
You’re the best at fucking me:)

If I could rearrange the alphabet...

I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You're like the wrap for my burrito

Without you, I'd just fall apart

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

You remind me of a bunch of cookies
Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

Ya legs is like an oreo, cuz i wanna spread em apart and get that cream out the middle

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Are you from Italy, because you're beautiful and its Turin me apart not see you again.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should i spread yours apart

Red is for roses

Green is for grass

I feel like Moses

When push apart your ass

I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

Aparte de ser tan sexy, ¿qué haces para ganarte la vida? (Aside from being so sexy, what do you do for a living?)

Hey girl, did you sabotage reactor ?

Because I have a Meltdown every time we're apart

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.