Top 50 Apartment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and working Apartment pick up lines that always work fast, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Apartment tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
For covid times

Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

Ahaha
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Working short apartment pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.

Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put U and I a few letters apart. We still need our personal space.

Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

Your legs are like an Oreo...
Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

apartment Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

Do you know why U and I is apart in the alphabet? Because I want you to have your space.

If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You're like the wrap for my burrito

Without you, I'd just fall apart

My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

apartment Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Why don't we finish these drinks & go back to my apartment?

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

Ya legs is like an oreo, cuz i wanna spread em apart and get that cream out the middle

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Are you from Italy, because you're beautiful and its Turin me apart not see you again.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should i spread yours apart

apartment Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush

Aparte de ser tan sexy, ¿qué haces para ganarte la vida? (Aside from being so sexy, what do you do for a living?)

I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

Hey girl, did you sabotage reactor ?

Because I have a Meltdown every time we're apart

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?

Your eyes are like the stars...
They're so far apart!

Are you from Cape Verde?

Because I’m hoping nobody can Praia-s apart.

I ain't no magician

But I'll still take you apart in bed

Is your buttcheeks spelt with one word?

Cause I wanna spread them apart!

Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart

I would love you to see the ectoplasm hanging in my apartment.

Are you a world war?

Cos countries would fall apart over you

Girl, your teeth are like the stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.

Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your kiss cheeks apart.

Are you an oreo?

Because i want to pull you apart and lick the inside

Use only working piropos and frases de cantadas for girls and hombres. Note that dirty phrases are funny, but don't use them in real life. In practice, saying smooth Apartment phrases to someone you haven't Picked Up yet is usually just creepy.