Top 50 Apartment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Apartment pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Apartment conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Your legs are like an Oreo

   Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

2. For covid times

   Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead

3. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

   Ahaha

4. Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

5. We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

6. Your legs are like Oreo cookies

   I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

7. Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.

8. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

9. Your legs are like an Oreo...

   Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between

10. If I could rearrange the alphabet...

    I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

Funny apartment pickup lines

I'm new in town,
Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You're like the wrap for my burrito

Without you, I'd just fall apart

My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

Hide in the kitchen, hide in the hall Ain't gonna do you no good at all 'Cause once I catch ya and the kissin' starts A team o' wild horses couldn't tear us apart

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?
The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Why don't we finish these drinks & go back to my apartment?

You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

Are you from Italy, because you're beautiful and its Turin me apart not see you again.

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should i spread yours apart

Aparte de ser tan sexy, ¿qué haces para ganarte la vida? (Aside from being so sexy, what do you do for a living?)

I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

Hey girl, did you sabotage reactor ?

Because I have a Meltdown every time we're apart

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?

Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!

Are you from Cape Verde?

Because I’m hoping nobody can Praia-s apart.

I ain't no magician

But I'll still take you apart in bed