50 Apartment Pick Up lines

Here are 50 apartment pick up lines for her and flirty apartment rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about apartment that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your apartment rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny apartment pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty apartment joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Apartment Pickup Lines

A good Apartment hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Your legs are like an Oreo

Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.
For covid times

Hey girl how about you and me break the 6 feet apart rule and be negative 6 inches apart instead
Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

Ahaha
Being apart from you is like feedback in the microphones...it's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.
We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.
Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Short and cute apartment pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about apartment are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Girl you a mechanical pencil? Because I want to take you apart and put you back together in my life.

Are you a titan? Because I want you to tear me apart and eat me.

If I could rearrange the alphabet. I'd put U and I a few letters apart. We still need our personal space.

I love you in the morning, in the middle of the day, in the hours we are together, and the hours we are apart.

Do you want to come over and watch p**... on my mirror?

Your legs are like an Oreo...
Because I want to spread them apart and eat what’s in between

We don’t know when the boat will flip and toss us apart, but we should keep on sailing.

Cheesy apartment Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Babe, I don't meant to hurt you, but I will sure tear your p**... apart tonight.

Do you know why U and I is apart in the alphabet? Because I want you to have your space.

If I could rearrange the alphabet...
I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

I'm new in town,

Could you give me directions to your apartment?

You're like the wrap for my burrito

Without you, I'd just fall apart

My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

Corny apartment Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Apartment conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

What's long, hard and fits nicely into a hole?

The keys to my apartment. Wanna use them with me tonight?

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

Why are your legs fighting?

Let me help keep them apart

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

Why don't we finish these drinks & go back to my apartment?

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

You be my #1 tenant, and I’ll always respond to your requests and keep satisfaction high.

Are you a rollercoaster?

(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

Ya legs is like an oreo, cuz i wanna spread em apart and get that cream out the middle

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Are you from Italy, because you're beautiful and its Turin me apart not see you again.

Is buttcheeks one word?

Or should i spread yours apart

A good apartment Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Apartment hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I wish the wall between our apartments disappeared.

Aparte de ser tan sexy, ¿qué haces para ganarte la vida? (Aside from being so sexy, what do you do for a living?)

Hey girl, did you sabotage reactor ?

Because I have a Meltdown every time we're apart

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?

Your eyes are like the stars...
They're so far apart!

Are you a world war?

Cos countries would fall apart over you

Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your kiss cheeks apart.

I would love you to see the ectoplasm hanging in my apartment.

Are you an oreo?

Because i want to pull you apart and lick the inside

Hey girl. Do you like terriers?

Because I'm going to terrier kiss apart!

Girl, your teeth are like the stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.

I ain't no magician

But I'll still take you apart in bed

Is your buttcheeks spelt with one word?

Cause I wanna spread them apart!

Are you from Cape Verde?

Because I’m hoping nobody can Praia-s apart.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Apartment love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Apartment chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.