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Top 50 Apartment Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Apartment chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Your legs are like an Oreo

    Cus I wanna split them apart and eat everything in between.

  2. What's a nice girl like you doing in a ripped apart bloody mess like this?

  3. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?


  4. Being apart from you is like feedback in the's so painful and ill do anything i can to avoid it.

  5. Is buttcheeks one word? Or should I spread them apart?

    So immature but it makes me fucking laugh

  6. We're going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and f**k.

  7. Our voices are more than an octave apart. Let's get a little closer.

  8. If I could rearrange the alphabet...

    I'd put U and I a few letters apart. Because I still want you to have your space.

  9. I'm new in town,

    Could you give me directions to your apartment?

  10. You're like the wrap for my burrito

    Without you, I'd just fall apart

Funny apartment pickup lines

You remind me of a bunch of cookies
Your smile is like a sugar cookie. It's nice and sweet.

Personality; macadamia. Sometimes a bit nutty.

But your pussy is like an Oreo; I wanna spread 'em apart and get that cream out the middle. ;)

Can I take apart then rearrange your plumbing system?

Because I'm in the mood to lay down some pipe

The funny thing about my apartment...

Is that there's only one chair and it's my face.

Yo girl, are you a parking ticket?

Cause I wanna tear you apart like I don't wanna pay it

Are you from Nepal?

Because I want to shake you about and tear you apart

Are you a rollercoaster?
(Put your hands about a foot apart and says) cuz im this tall to ride.

Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart

Are you from Italy, because you're beautiful and its Turin me apart not see you again.

Red is for roses

Green is for grass

I feel like Moses

When push apart your ass

Is that a keg in your pants?

Because my alcoholism is tearing me apart.

I mean the world's falling apart

You want to get some while we still can?

Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!

I ain't no magician

But I'll still take you apart in bed

Is your buttcheeks spelt with one word?

Cause I wanna spread them apart!

Are you a world war?

Cos countries would fall apart over you

Hey girl are you a chair?

Cause I want you on all fours with your legs spread apart

I would love you to see the ectoplasm hanging in my apartment.

Girl, your teeth are like the stars in the sky...

...kinda yellow and really far apart.

Hey girl, did you sabotage reactor ?

Because I have a Meltdown every time we're apart

Baby you can be the Earth and I’ll be your Moon.

Because no matter how far we’re apart, I always gravitate to you.

Are you from Cape Verde?

Because I’m hoping nobody can Praia-s apart.

I'm about to simulate pangea seperating with you,

Because I'm about split your ass cheeks apart.

Are you an oreo?

Because i want to pull you apart and lick the inside