That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.

Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

I strongly Suggest that we embark on a journey to the bedroom so to see my honorable members.

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

My bedroom is bigger on the inside.

I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

Hey girl, nice teeth

They would look better on my bedroom floor

If you love rainbows, you will love my skittles in the bedroom.

Your clothes look nice, but they would look better on my bedroom floor.

Excuse me, I think I left my jacket on your bedroom floor. Oh, shoot. I messed it up again. That’s tomorrow morning!

I always go fast. But not in the bedroom.

Damn baby, Are you a phone? Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

The bedroom is my favored terrain.

I'm an Olympian, because I always go for gold in the bedroom!

That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

Call me Teddy, because I want to be a part of your bedroom collection.

Hey girl are you Ukrainian?

Cause I'm Russian to invade your bedroom.

Girl, I am a Hokage in the bedroom.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

"Since you call me daddy, how about we role-play a little more? This time in my bedroom."

Babe, you need to save some room after this buffet, because I got some more desserts for you in the bedroom.

"Your bedroom might be a mess, but I'm willing to navigate it just to find the treasure that is you."

"Just like a KISS concert, my heart won't stop beating for you, especially if our encore is in my bedroom!"

"Hoshi, are you a lost astronomer? Because your curves are out of this world, and everyone's orbiting around you."

"Your radiant character turns my world upside down, how about we change perspectives in my bedroom?"

"With that caramel skin, bedroom eyes and mullet; you're a triple threat to my singlehood."

"Is your favorite color blue too? Because we seem to paint a perfect picture together, in and out of the bedroom."

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

"Your smile must be a bedtime story, because it always leaves me wanting more sweet dreams."

"You cook delicious food, how about we spice things up a little in the bedroom too?"

"Your room may be a mess, but I still find you to be an extraordinarily beautiful chaos."

"Do you come with coffee? Because you're brewing up some seriously hot bedroom fashion."

"Is your name Sleep? Because I find comfort and peace every time I'm near you, just like my bedroom."

"Is your name Google? Because I've been searching for you in all my bedroom dreams."

"I guess that's the magic of connection. And don't worry, I'll make sure every touch feels even better next time."

"Your eyes are like deep oceans, and I can't wait to dive in. Let's create some waves in my bedroom."

"Girl, you're so stunning, I can't help but imagine us creating a masterpiece in the bedroom – thoughts?"

"Ha, well, romance is my middle name. But as for being deep into a relationship, it's only like this with you."

You like screaming at emo concerts? Let's make your bedroom into a screaming concert tonight.

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Is Spotify down? Well the music in my bedroom is now up.

"With that caramel mullet and those bedroom eyes, you're giving me one sweet dream I don't want to wake up from."

"I must admit, your adventurous spirit in the bedroom makes you undeniably the most enticing woman in any room."

My apartment is my theater, and my bedroom is my stage – Come play with me.

"Your muscles are harder than those tractor wheels, fancy showing me just how your farming skills translate to the bedroom?"

"Did you notice? My mullet's caramel shade perfectly complements your sparkling eyes, we're a match waiting to happen."

"How about we take this conversation from the office to the bedroom? I promise I'll give you a promotion."

"Is your name Sleep? Because I find myself lost in the dreams of your eyes, even in broad daylight."

"Your beauty is as casual as our relationship, always there but never demanding. How about we take this to the bedroom?"

"Wow, that's quite the dream! Were we on a tropical island or just in your bedroom?"

"Is your name WiFi? Because I'm really feeling a connection, even from my bedroom."

"Babe, seeing you switch from red to green, how about we heat things up and set the bedroom on fire tonight?"

"I promise, you're the only one I'd ever make 'your mom' jokes about... especially in the bedroom."

"Your caramel mullet and those bedroom eyes are making me melt faster than a sundae in the sun."

"Do you prefer starry skies or moonlight? Because either way, you outshine everything in my dreams."

"That's candid of you, but remember, every great story starts with a ‘hello’, not a ‘bedroom’. Let’s take things slow, shall we?"

"Your caramel mullet shimmers like a sunset, but it's your bedroom eyes that truly light up my world."

"Is your mullet made of caramel? 'Cause I've been craving a taste since my eyes met your bedroom gaze."

"Is your mullet as wild as your eyes suggest, or is it as sweet as your caramel complexion?"

"Is your room always this messy or did a tornado just blow me into your heart?"

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.