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Top 50 Bedroom Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bedroom pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn baby, Are you a phone?

    Because I want to hold you in my hands all day and ignore the rest of the world while I stare at you alone in my bedroom.

  2. Hey, you look like you must be Polish.

    Because if you were unexpectedly on my bedroom floor right now I'd be going down on you whether I liked it or not.

  3. Let's move things to the bedroom. We can use my stairlift.

  4. Nice band shirt I bet it would look better on my bedroom floor.

  5. Set a course for my bedroom.

  6. I've heard of this place in the new world that lies in your bedroom...

  7. My Lego collection is so vast, we can build any bedroom toy we want.

  8. That dress would look even better sweetheart accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s2

  9. I'll Ginyu Force my way into your bedroom tonight.

  10. Hi there. I'm looking for a new route to your bedroom. Care to help a sailor out?

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I strongly Suggest that we embark on a journey to the bedroom so to see my honorable members.

I wanna watch you walk the plank...s of my bedroom floor.

That’s a nice black lace Victorian-era corset. But it would look nicer crumpled up in a ball on my bedroom floor!

Cream tea followed by bedroom croquet?

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I'm the CEO of love... My bedroom is never a bored room.

I'm dressed up as a fake werewolf right now, but I become a real beast in the bedroom.

Take my hand, I'll lead you to my bedroom.

Sorry, the position for Spanish teacher has been filled.

What I'm looking for at the moment is a bedroom acrobatic teacher.

That school uniform would look even better on my bedroom floor.

If you go to my bedroom at 12am, my clothes will be half off.

Next place I want to see your hijab is on my bedroom floor.

Your costume looks great now, but it would look even better on my bedroom floor.

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That's a fabulous black corset and it goes great with those boots, but they would both look better on my bedroom floor.

Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor.

I always gotta go fast, gurl. But not in the bedroom.

Girllllll, come to my bedroom, I will make you like an Herbal Essences commercial.

Hi, I'm (insert name) but you can call me Best Buy

Because I can turn your bedroom into an entertainment center. ;P

Hey baby are you an illegal immigrant? Cuz I wanna deport you to my bedroom.

Let’s protest in the nude… in my bedroom.

Your candy shell would look great on my bedroom floor.

I like your dress...

I think it'll look great on my bedroom floor.

Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.

A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...