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Top 35 Furniture Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Furniture chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

    Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

  2. Are you my big toe?

    Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

  3. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

  4. You’re like my pinky toe

    Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

  5. Girl, you remind me of my toes.

    Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

  6. You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

  7. You remind me of my pinky toe.

    Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

  8. Are you a pinky toe?

    Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

  9. You remind me of my little toe...

    When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

  10. Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe

    And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

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Funny furniture pickup lines

Hey bb, are you my big toe?
Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!

Damn Girl! You remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

Imma do you like my pinky toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my toe?

Cuz im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

You are like my big toe

I'm going to bang you on every piece of my furniture.

You remind me of my little toe...

Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I want to slam you into all my furniture.

Are You My Big Toe?

Because I want to bang you on all of my furniture

Are you my pinkey toe?

Because I want to bang you on my furniture

Girl, you remind me of my big toe.

I'd like to turn the lights off, and bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

Damn girl are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in the house

Hey girl, are you my big toe?

Because I’m gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Your nickname pinkie toe?

Cuz I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

Are you my pinkie?

Because I'm going to smash you against every piece of furniture

What a beautiful staging. I want to bang you on every piece of furniture.

You're like my little toe, because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

Wanna go to your place and break some furniture?