Top 46 Furniture Pick Up lines

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1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Damn gurl are you my pinky toe?

   Cause I’m gonna bang you on all my furniture!

3. Are you my pinky to?

   Coz i’ll bang you on every furniture in my house

4. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house!

5. If you were my little toe

   I'd bang you on every piece of furniture

6. You remind me of my pinky toe because I’m going to bang you on every piece of furniture imaginable.

7. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna bang on every piece of furniture in my house

8. Girl, you remind me of my toes.

   Cute, small, and will probably bang you on every piece of furniture.

9. You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my home.

10. You remind me of my pinky toe.

    Because I would bang you on every piece of furniture I own.

Funny furniture pickup lines

Are you a pinky toe?
Cus I wanna bang you on all of my furniture

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my pinky toe

Coz I will bang you on all my furniture

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna bang you on all my furniture in the dark.

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe
And bang you on every piece of furniture that I have

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could bang you on every furniture I came across.

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

You may not be my pinky toe

But I'd still love to bang you on all my furniture

You remind me of my pinkie toe

Cause i am about to bang you on every piece of furniture!

Damn Girl! You remind me of my toes.

Cute, small, and I wanna bang you on every piece of furniture.

Imma do you like my pinky toe

And bang you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my toe?

Cuz im gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house

You are like my big toe

I'm going to bang you on every piece of my furniture.

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to bang you on every peice of furniture in my house

You remind me of my little toe...

Cause I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

Guurrll you like my big toe....

I bang you on all my pieces of furniture.

Today I was super busy moving all the furniture out of my house

Her: Why?

Me: Just making sure that when you come over the only thing you can sit on is my face