Top 46 Furniture Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Furniture pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Furniture conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. You remind me of my pinky toe

   Because you're short, cute, and I'm probably going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

2. Are you my pinky to?

   Coz i’ll kiss you on every furniture in my house

3. Are you my big toe?

   Because I’m going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house!

4. I wish you were my pinky toe

   So I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

5. If you were my little toe

   I'd kiss you on every piece of furniture

6. You’re like my pinky toe

   Cause I’m gonna kiss on every piece of furniture in my house

7. Girl, you remind me of my toes.

   Cute, small, and will probably kiss you on every piece of furniture.

8. You remind me of my little toe... because I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my home.

9. Are you a Pinky toe.

   **Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture I own.**

10. Are you a pinky toe?

    Cus I wanna kiss you on all of my furniture

Funny furniture pickup lines

Are you my pinky toe?
Cause I want to bang you on every piece of furniture

Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna kiss you against every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my pinky toe

Coz I will kiss you on all my furniture

You remind me of my little toe...

When I get you home, I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my big toe?

Because I just wanna kiss you on all my furniture in the dark.

Girl I'm gonna pretend you're my toe
And kiss you on every piece of furniture that I have

Hey bb, are you my big toe?

Because I want to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house then cry about it

Hey girl, are you my little toe?

Cause I wanna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Are you my small toe/ pinky of my foot?

Because I feel like I could kiss you against every piece of furniture.

Are you my toe?

Cause I think I've banged you on every furniture at my house

Hey! Are you my little toe?

Cause I want to kiss you in all my furniture.

You're like my little toe.

I'm going to kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I wish you were my pinkytoe..

So I could kiss you on every furniture I came across.

I wish you were my pinky toe...

So that I could kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

I'm building furniture

But i'd rather build a life with you

You may not be my pinky toe

But I'd still love to kiss you on all my furniture

Imma do you like my pinky toe

And kiss you on every piece of furniture in the house.

Are you my toe?

Cuz im gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house

You are like my big toe

I'm going to kiss you on every piece of my furniture.

I already know you are like my pinkey toe

I'm goin to kiss you on every peice of furniture in my house

Hey girl! Do you work at a furniture store?

Cuz I’m looking for one nightstand!

You remind me of my little toe...

Cause I'm gonna kiss you on every piece of furniture in my house.

Guurrll you like my big toe....

I kiss you on all my pieces of furniture.