Top 11 Leather Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Leather chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. The seat of my vintage moped that runs on bio fuel is vegan leather.

2. Wanna put on your leather and burn some rubber?

3. Are you Darth Vader

   Cause I’m into leather, choking and using no hands

4. Hey baby. You turn me on as quickly leather face turns on his chainsaw!

5. Ask three questions - brainstorming

   Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?
   
   For example
   
   Q1 - leather or plastic?
   Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
   Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?
   
   So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos
   
   You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha
   
   Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

6. I like my women like I like my books:

   well read and leather-bound

7. I've always wanted a guy who's not afraid of leather pants.

8. I like my men like I like my books---well read and in leather.

9. Ropes, spurs, leather gloves — Honey, even if I weren’t no cowboy, we’re talking a good time!

10. Ropes, spurs, leather, gloves – even if I weren't a cowboy, yet talking about a good time.

Funny leather pickup lines

I've got a full set of leather equips back at my Mog House