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Top 15 Plastic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Plastic chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  2. I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

  3. I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

  4. Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
    Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

  5. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  6. Hey girl are you a turtle?

    Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

  7. Are you a plastic bag

    Cause you take my breath away

  8. Did you get plastic surgery

    Cause your ass is looking fine as hell

  9. Hey you shouldn’t litter

    You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time

  10. Ask three questions - brainstorming

    Can anyone think of three questions to ask a girl that will always result in a funny combination no matter what she chooses?

    For example

    Q1 - leather or plastic?
    Q2 - raccoon or pug ?
    Q3 - tacos or tofurkey?

    So say she says leather, raccoon and tacos

    You can be like .. well from the looks of this I’m talking to a pansexual leather wearing trash panda that likes to eat tacos . Haha

    Anyways .. can anyone else brainstorms some more of these ?

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What is a Plastic pickup line?

Funny plastic pickup lines

"Does this belong to you...?"
(Setup: Before you try this you need to preplan and have a piece of jewellery or something with you. IE... bracelet, necklace, etc even if it's plastic junk)


"Excuse me does this belong to you?"

(hold out jewellery)

HER: "Nooo???"

"Are you sure?"

HER: "Yeahhh"

"Oh, well I found it at the other end of the bar and the guy there said it belonged to the prettiest girl in the bar, so I figured it was yours"


works 100% of the time.

With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.