The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or boys at Tinder and chat

16 Plastic Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Plastic rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about plastic, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Plastic Pickup Lines

A good Plastic hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  2. I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

  3. Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

  4. I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy.

  5. I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

  6. Are you a plastic water bottle? Cause I’m not going to use you!!

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What is a good Plastic pickup line?

Short and cute plastic pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about plastic are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

I bet you look beautiful in plastic handcuffs.

If you’re a turtle

call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

Hey girl are you a turtle?

Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

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Smooth Plastic pickup line

Hey you shouldn’t litter

You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time

With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Cheesy plastic Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Plastic love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Plastic chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.