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Top 14 Plastic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Plastic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  2. I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

  3. I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

  4. Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
    Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

  5. I bet you look beautiful in plastic handcuffs.

  6. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  7. Hey girl are you a turtle?

    Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you

  8. Are you a plastic bag

    Cause you take my breath away

  9. Did you get plastic surgery

    Cause your ass is looking fine as hell

  10. Hey you shouldn’t litter

    You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time

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With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

Paper or latex? I mean latex or plastic? You know what I mean.

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.