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Top 16 Plastic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Plastic pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Plastic conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. So, after he feeds us, how 'bout we check out the view from behind the creepy plastic diver and his plastic treasure?

  2. I have 8 inches of plastic for you.

  3. Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

  4. I want to be practice CPR on you tonight - even though you are not a plastic CPR dummy.

  5. I want to be a plastic surgeon. Can you please show me what a perfect body looks like?

  6. Are you a plastic water bottle? Cause I’m not going to use you!!

  7. Line: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours!
    Comeback: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours!!!

  8. I bet you look beautiful in plastic handcuffs.

  9. If you’re a turtle

    call me a plastic straw cause I want you to choke on me

  10. Hey girl are you a turtle?

    Cause I want to put a plastic condom inside you


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What is a Plastic pickup line?

Working plastic pickup lines

Are you a plastic bag
Cause you take my breath away

Hey you shouldn’t litter

You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time

With a body like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

With a curves like yours, you've got to refer me to your plastic surgeon.

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This is a funny Plastic pickup line!

Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me? But really, I don’t think you’re supposed to put the bananas in your pocket. They have plastic bags for that.