Top 15 Spray Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Spray pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Does your father spray pesticides? Because you look like you sprinkled down from heaven.

2. Are you a toilet paper

   Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your ass haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a rapist sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

3. Maybe it's the pepper spray talking...

   But you're a sight for sore eyes!

4. Are you a cop?

   Cause you’re gonna be spraying some hot liquid on me tonight.

5. Are you a spray bottle

   Because I could make you squirt with 1 finger

6. Hey girl are you a can of spray paint?

   Because I wanna splatter your insides all over the wall.

7. [nsfw] are you a house thats on fire?

   Coz i wanna spray you with my hose

8. Are you a cat person?

   Cause I'll knock shit off your table and spray you

9. Double the bling, double the spray tan, double the pleasure!

10. You're like the anti-fog spray for my goggles, you just brighten up my day. 

Funny spray pickup lines

Babe, your hot body makes me wanna spray and pray.

You ever been sprayed by a mini gun?

Is it my hair, my nose, or my crooked smile?

Or the 50 ml of animal pheromones I sprayed myself with?

I'd spray my webs all over you, girl. All over.