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Top 50 Bottle Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bottle pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

    Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  2. Are you a bottle of Tabasco sauce?

    Cause I’d like to lose your top.

  3. Hey, i've got a big vodka bottle.

  4. I’ve got a bottle of red, a bottle of white

    want to have a love scene in an Italian restaurant?

  5. Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.

  6. Are you a water bottle?

    'Cause you're aquaFINEa

  7. You might just be a blue bottle, but when I look at you I see butterfly.

  8. I got a bottle of wine and a new pack of Depends in my scooter if you're feelin' frisky.

  9. You me, a bottle of wine and you ex’s email?

  10. Your love is like a bottle of skooma, illegal and addictive.

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Funny bottle pickup lines

Are you a bottle of Cholula Hot Sauce?

Cause I’d like to lose your top.

Are you a bottle of jenkem?

Because I like jenkem ;)

How bout a bottle of rum? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.

Are you a fine bottle of merlot?

Cuz I want to watch you get old in my basement

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Did you know I am like a ketchup bottle?

You can flip me over , hit it from the back and make me squirt

That bottle of whiskey is 40% ABV. Do you really need any more proof to come home with me tonight?

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

Damn girl are you a bottle of bleach?

Cuz I'm thirsty for you.

Hey girl are you a shampoo bottle ?

Because I wanna stick my dick in you

My signature pick-up line...

“Are you a empty bottle?, Cuz I wanna fill you.”

Are you a spray bottle

Because I could make you squirt with 1 finger

R u a bottle of bleach?

Cause I wanna drink ur juices

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Are u a bottle?

Cause I wanna fill u ;)

I need one related to bottled water please

Water bottles and or their brands

Is that a bottle of Purell hand sanitizer in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.

Hey girl, are you a water bottle?

Cause you're aqua*FINE*a

Girl, are you a water bottle?

'Cause you're Aqua*FINE*a

Damn girl are you a bottle of Heinz?

Because your insides are guaranteed to taste good

Girl, ya look like a bottle of maple syrup... THICK!

Hey cutie, are you a bottle of water?

Cause you taste like water.

Are you a ketchup bottle?

'cause i wanna bang you till something comes out.

Hey you shouldn’t litter

You can put your plastic bottle in my recycling bin any time