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Top 50 Beer Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Beer pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Beer conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. You are just the way I like my beer...

    Strong, Sweet and Addictive

    - Day 82

  2. Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

  3. I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

  4. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

  5. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  6. hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

  7. I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

  8. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  9. Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

  10. Are you a Bud Light Lime?

    Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

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Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.

If you were a beer...

If you were a beer, you'd be FINEeken light .

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

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If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)

Want a pint of green beer?

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hotness.

Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

"Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"

[Raises half full glass / winks and smiles]

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

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Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

Canine beer baby?

Her: Uhm, what?
Me: It's a rhetorical phrase that means "How are you?"
Her: Oh okay, no.

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

When you're done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

I bet we would brew good beer together.

Would you like to stop right here?
Would you like to get a beer?
Would you like to pay the tab?
Would you like to grab a cab?

You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

I had to gather all these beer cans to go on this date with you

Bring on the beer and beads!