I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head.

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

Sounds like a fun plan! I'll bring the charm, you bring the green beer. Let's make this Saint Patrick's Day unforgettable!

Imagine a symphony of bitter, sweet, and crisp notes swirling together. Care to explore the world of beer with me?

It's a symphony of flavors - hops, malt, and a hint of caramel. Would love to share a cold one with you sometime! 🍻

"Do you like to hike? Because I just can't summit up the courage to express how refreshing you are than a cold beer."

"Just like in beer pong, I never miss a shot at admiring your exquisite beauty."

"Are you a bottle of Fiji Gold? Because I can't stop myself from being drawn to your refreshing island charm."

"I couldn't help but notice how you handle those pong balls; it's as captivating as your eyes."

Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.

"Are you a craft beer? Because your beauty is complex, intoxicating, and leaves me craving for more."

"Ah, a fellow aficionado! I'm more into indie rock paired with a craft beer and a captivating novel."

"Is your name Lager? Because you've got all the body and finish I've been looking for in a perfect pint."

"Imagine a symphony of hops, malts, and yeast coming together in perfect harmony, creating a deliciously unique sensation with every sip. It's an acquired taste!"

"You don't like drinking? Well, I'm like non-alcoholic beer, I promise to give you a good time without the hangover."

"Got banned from Germany, huh? Well, your eyes are as intoxicating as their finest beer."

"Like a rare craft beer, you're one intoxicating blend of sweetness, complexity, and undeniable charm."

"You're like a glass of cold beer on a chili night, bringing comfort and sparking my wild side."

Sounds fun! I'll bring the green beer, you bring the charm. Let's make this St. Patrick's Day unforgettable.

"Ever thought of beer yoga? Cause every time I see you, my world tips over into something beautiful."

"Beer is like a complex dance of flavors on your taste buds - from crisp and refreshing to rich and robust. It's an experience worth savoring."

Just enough to keep the conversation interesting. But I'd love to grab a drink with you sometime and find out how many you can handle!

Only a couple, but I'm more interested in enjoying good company. How about we meet up for a drink and share some stories?

"Is your name Madisson? Because your style and those glasses could light up any room."

If you were a beer...

If you were a beer, you'd be FINEeken light .

"Are you Fiji Gold beer? Because you've got me feeling bubbly and ready to dive into an island of conversation."

"Are you a German beer? Because you've got all the body and head I've been fantasizing about."

"Win or lose at beer pong, with a beauty like you around, I'm already feeling lucky tonight."

"Are you a beer pong ball? Because my heart's always bouncing towards you."

"I must be lost in Fiji, because I just found the treasure - and that's your smile, more golden than any beer!"

"Are you a craft beer? Because I've been searching high and low for a flavor as unique as yours."

"Maybeer? That's a smooth mashup! Beer lover, I suppose? I'm more of a wine aficionado myself. Red, white or maybeer?"

"Just like in beer pong, I never miss a shot. And trust me, I won't miss the chance to get to know you."

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

"Is your name Lager? Because you've got everything that makes my heart brew and bubble."

"Are you a Fiji Gold beer? Because you're causing a tropical storm in my heart."

"Are you a pint of beer? Because my heart's already feeling tipsy just looking at you!"

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Or should I order us another round?"

"Just like in beer pong, hitting on you takes skill, precision and a lot of courage."

"Are you a pint of beer? Because you’re making my heart hop like a leprechaun on St. Paddy's Day!"

It's like a dance on your taste buds - a mix of bitter and sweet, with a touch of fizz. Care for a sip? 😉

"Can I be your Fiji Gold Beer? I promise, I'm cooler, less bitter and always ready for your exclusive beach party."

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

"Like Munich's beer gardens, your beauty is intoxicating and always leaves me wanting more."

Want a pint of green beer?

Count me in! Green beer, leprechauns, and a handsome date - what more could a girl ask for? 😉

"Excuse me, but are you Madisson Beer? Because your glasses just made my heart hit the highest note."

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hotness.

"Like a beer, you're intoxicatingly beautiful. Can I be the lucky one who gets to taste your unique flavor?"

"Well, if I had to guess, I'd say they use bait like action movies, grilling gear, and maybe a cold beer or two."

"Do you like beer? Because I can code us a romantic night while we fish for some love!"

"Excuse me, but your vibe reminds me of a song—smooth, captivating, and impossible to forget."

"Are you an egg? Because you've got me cracking up over here, and I'd love to scramble things up with you tonight."

Green beer and good company? Count me in! Can't wait to see what trouble we can stir up together.

It's like a dance on your taste buds - a mix of flavors, hops, and smoothness. Want to try it together sometime?

"Is it just me, or do those glasses make you look like the star of a love song waiting to happen?"

"Are you a pint of beer? Because every moment with you is worth raising a glass to!"

Green beer and cheeky banter with you? Count me in! Let's see if the luck of the Irish is on our side.

"Are you a German beer? Because I can't resist your purity and I'm totally brewed over by your charm."

Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

"Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

"Do you believe in love at first sip? Because when I see you, I feel like I've found my perfect brew."

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

"Are you a beer pong ball? Because I'm absolutely smitten every time I shoot my shot with you."

Are you a Hijabi from Germany? Because I'm falling for you faster than Oktoberfest beer!

"Are you a pint of beer? Because I can’t help but raise my glass to your brilliance!"

"Are you sure your diet is all salt? Because your sweetness is more intoxicating than the finest German beer."

"My preference? A pulse-pounding thriller, a craft beer, and some classic rock. But, I must say you're sparking my interest in jazz."

"Maybeer... Now that's intriguing! Are we talking craft beers or the classic ones? I've been known to enjoy a stout from time to time."

"Are you a song by Madison Beer? Because every moment with you feels like a beautiful melody."

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

Are you my favourite beer!!

Because I want to finish you off in one go!!

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

Canine beer baby?

Her: Uhm, what?
Me: It's a rhetorical phrase that means "How are you?"
Her: Oh okay, no.

Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an o**... donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hottness.

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

Bring on the beer and beads!

You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

Would you like to stop right here?
Would you like to get a beer?
Would you like to pay the tab?
Would you like to grab a cab?

I bet we would brew good beer together.

If someone advertises a Black Friday beer sale I will camp out until I freeze

When you're done with that beer shall we play spinn the bottle?

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

Hey! I think you owe me a beer. Technically, you owe me a pile of soggy cheese fries from sophomore year, but I'll take a beer. (High School Acquaintance)

Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

Eres una angel? Porque…uh… want a beer?

Wanna come over to my trailer, drink some beer and see my new velvet Elvis painting?

I got a six pack of beer and the new Hank Jr. CD.

Baby, you are prettier than a beer truck pulling into my driveway.

Let's drink beer and play with fireworks until somebody has a terrible accident!

If I guess your name in three guesses, will you buy me a beer? If not I'll buy you a beer. Are you in?

This isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank for the love machine.

This beer has a very sensual taste. What were you thinking of when you brewed it?

Ya gotta check it out. My water bed is full of beer.

I'm a man who drinks beer from an Awesome Land. Need I say more?

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].