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Top 50 Beer Pick Up lines

Do you love beer or want to pick up girls or guys at a beer festival or bar? Use these funny beer related pick up lines to help you land on the right feet! These pick up lines involving beer are related to brands, types, drinking, and breweries. They include the common beer terms like “beer run”, “beer guy”, “beer belly”, and more!

  1. You are just the way I like my beer...

    Strong, Sweet and Addictive

    - Day 82

  2. Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.

  3. I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!

  4. Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!

  5. I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.

  6. I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

  7. hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

  8. I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an organ donor. Here take my heart and my number.

  9. Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

  10. Are you a Bud Light Lime?

    Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.


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Girl, this isn't a beer belly, it's a fuel tank that can power you all night long.

I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head.

Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as hell. Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

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If you were a beer...

If you were a beer, you'd be FINEeken light .

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Want a pint of green beer?

If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hotness.

Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

"Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

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"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"

[Raises half full glass / winks and smiles]

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

Are you my favourite beer!!

Because I want to finish you off in one go!!

Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

Canine beer baby?

Her: Uhm, what?
Me: It's a rhetorical phrase that means "How are you?"
Her: Oh okay, no.

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

I bet we would brew good beer together.

Would you like to stop right here?
Would you like to get a beer?
Would you like to pay the tab?
Would you like to grab a cab?

You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

I had to gather all these beer cans to go on this date with you

Bring on the beer and beads!