Top 50 Beer Pick Up lines

Do you love beer or want to pick up girls or guys at a beer festival or bar? Use these funny beer related pick up lines to help you land on the right feet! These pick up lines involving beer are related to brands, types, drinking, and breweries. They include the common beer terms like “beer run”, “beer guy”, “beer belly”, and more!

You are just the way I like my beer...

Strong, Sweet and Addictive

- Day 82
Call me if you want someone to share that beer with.
I'll neck ya like Hawko necks a beer!
Girl, this isnt a beer belly, its a fuel tank for my love machine!
I’m bored. Entertain me and I’ll buy you a beer.
I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

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hat's right, I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head...

I ordered a beer so you would card me and see I’m an o**... donor. Here take my heart and my number.

Whats a beer like you doing in a place like this?

Are you a Bud Light Lime?

Cause you look like a guilty pleasure.

I like my beer and men the same, with a lot of head.

Wanna go grab a beer and howl at the moon?

I ordered a beer because talking to you made me nervous as h**.... Please, terrify me again at your earliest convenience.

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Miss Universe, I feel like I could have you right now with a Red Stripe Beer.

If you were a beer...

If you were a beer, you'd be FINEeken light .

When you're done with that beer shall we play spin the bottle?

Would you like to stop right here? Would you like to get a beer? Would you like to pay the tab? Would you like to grab a cab?

Want a pint of green beer?

If you were a beer pong cup I would never win a game again

Cause I would always miss you ;)

Even though I intend to use it with my existing GF, I have a line that I came up with.

"Are you a beer? Because you're simply intoxicating."

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So would you like, a soft drink, beer, maybe wine? Or would you just like my number?

Did you steal my beer? That looks EXACTLY like the one I was drinking.

"Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder"

[Raises half full glass / winks and smiles]

You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway.

Are you my favourite beer!!
Because I want to finish you off in one go!!

Excuse me, would you consider yourself to be a feminist?

Default (non-responsive; evasiveness): No

Her: No, not really ...
You: Oh thank God. So, what sandwich do you most enjoy making?

Her: Yes.
You: Oh thank God, I’ll have a scotch no ice, and my boys over here will just have a beer. We’ll be waiting over there for whenever you decide to grow a pair and come over to say hello.

Canine beer baby?

Her: Uhm, what?
Me: It's a rhetorical phrase that means "How are you?"
Her: Oh okay, no.

Hey, we should take a coffee together...

Or a beer...
Or a shower.......

I bet we would brew good beer together.

Would you like to stop right here?
Would you like to get a beer?
Would you like to pay the tab?
Would you like to grab a cab?

You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.

I had to gather all these beer cans to go on this date with you

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Bring on the beer and beads!

Come on! Let's drink green beer. Let's do green jello shots. Where is your St. Patrick's Day spirits?

I gave up beer and beautiful strangers for Lent. Glad I'm not Catholic.

Little known fact: St. Patrick invented green beer, peeing in the street and awkward introductions. Hi, I'm [insert name].

St. Patrick's Day is like Valentine's Day with beer, so let's drink to love.

The idiot bartender served us one too many of these traditional Irish beers, I think it's pronounced Gih-ness. You want it?

You've already had seven Irish car bombs (Green beers)? Brilliant!

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to card me. It didn’t work. My name’s _______.

I ordered a beer because I wanted you to see I’m an o**... donor. Here, take my heart. (And my number.)

Hi there, are you drinking a beer? Would like to join me in a game of pool?

Girl, I don't even need beer goggles to see your hottness.

In medieval times my beer belly would be a sign of prosperity and attractiveness, what do you think?

Do you want a drink? Yes? Me too, please give me a double whiskey, 5 shots of tequila and a large beer.

Did you steal my beer? That one looks just like the one I was drinking.

Can I ask you a personal question? Beer or wine?

And I thought the beer was good here…

Using smooth Beer phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming Beer conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Beer phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Beer lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.