Can I take you out for drinks? Say, 9 a.m. in my office tomorrow?

Hey baby, wanna drink from the fountain of youth?

Can you shake your hips like you shake your drinks?

By me a drink and I'll take out my teeth for a good time.

Are you as strong as your drinks are?

Hey babe, how's about I bayou a drink?

You look better with my drink in your hand, now give it to me.

Hey girl, do you want one of my drink vouchers?

Knock Knock Who's there? Dubai!

Dubai who? I know your Muslim, but would you allow me Dubai you a drink? 

Hey. I'm spreading christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?

Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

I drink to make you more interesting.

Hey girl are you a Native American tribe's drinking water? Cuz I wanna lay some pipe in you.

Excuse me, I don’t mean to intrude, but you owe me a drink (pause), because when I saw you, I dropped mine.

I remember when drinking green beer was cool.

Here is R100. Drink until I am really good looking, then come to talk to me.

Girl do you like to drink tea? Because you're so pretea.

I see you're drinking 1%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

'Cause you're not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

It wouldn't be like drinking your blood for instance..

Do you drink Pepsi? Because you're so-da-licious!

Did you slip some Firewhiskey into my drink, or are you just getting hotter?

I'm not showing you my leg, I just met you. At least buy me a drink first.

Was that drink magnetic? 'Cause you are attractive.

Hey girl, are you from the south?

Cause I’d like to “bayou” a drink

Do you drink Mountain Dew? Cause I'd mount and do you ;)

End me

How bout a bottle of r**...? Drink up cause we're about to get swashbuckled.

Can I make you a recovery drink in the morning? You’re going to need it after the intense ride tonight.

I like my woman like energy drink, keeping me pumped up.

Hey, I'm bisexual. Can I buy you a drink, then get s**...?

Girl, are you caffinated drink? Because you giving me energy to keep going.

I know milk does a body good, but damn girl, how much have you been drinking.

Are you a hot bowl of pho soup? Because I'd love to drink you up.

The bill comes due. Always! Want me to buy you some drinks?

Are you Red Bull, because you are giving me wings.

Hey guess what I am drinking tonight. Nothing because I am already drunk on you.

Me: “can I buy you a rink?”

Girl: “you mean a drink?”

Me: “I figured I’d give you the D later”

Do you drink tea? Want to share a cup of Naugh-Tea with me?

Hello, I'm bisexual. I'd like to BUY you a drink...and then get s**...

Do you mind if I finish the cherry from your drink?

I am going Full Throttle to t**... you.

Instead of get me drinks, how about injecting me with some life.

You don't need no Celsius, because you are as hot as possible.

I got the Monster Energy you crave.

I don't need energy drink to keep me up all night, I just need you.

Buy me a drink? I think it's time you earned your turn.

Babe, it's not the drink, it's how much Energy I put inside it.

Drink this tequila shot, and then call me when you're ready.

Girl you into energy drink? Because I am about to blow a pure shot of energy.

A woman refused a drink from me at the bar the other night. She said she'd only accept a gift if I had 8 inches under the table.

I told her "I'm sorry honey, you're very beautiful but I'm not cutting off two inches for anyone"

Consider this your season pass...can I buy you a drink?

So, how much NOS do you need to drink before you turn into YES.

What do lacrosse players drink? PenalTea!

Do you want an energy drink? Maybe you want some Bang.

Can I buy you a drink? I think you've had enough skating for one night.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

Babe! If only I were that Tyroshi pear brandy you are drinking sweetie, because then I would already be inside of you.

Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

Babe, drink from my fountain of youth.

i you’re looking mightily mediocre and I would like to buy you a medium priced drink.

I'd rather be high on you than by this energy drink.

Babe, you up for some Monster drink with me tonight?

How much does a polar bear weigh? I don't know either but it breaks the ice. Wanna get a drink?

Are you a hot bowl of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

Let's convert that caffeine energy into kinetic energy.

Let's go get some drinks. It's on me. And me. And me. And me. And me. And me. Me too!

Girl, a 5 Hour Energy won't be enough for me to pleasure you all night.

Milk does a body good. But Damn girl what you been drinking?

Are you tea leaf? Cuz girl I want to pour on you and drink off you all night long.

I would ask you to dance, but I need some sweet energy drink from you.

I don't need no Monster Energy, I already got a Monster in my pants.

Facts you should know. I am buying you enough drinks tonight until you find me hot.

Necalli: Give u…up. I’ll dr…drink your flames.

Anyone can sit here and buy your drinks. I will buy you a full course meal instead.

My love for you is like an energy drink, ready to go up anytime.

When life gives you lemon. Exchange for lime so you could drink with it.

"Sure, let me get a drink to match your intoxicating beauty, because I'm already drunk on your allure."

"Can I drink you in instead? Because you're the most refreshing sight I've seen all night."

I get that, but good food can also work wonders for the body. How about we plan a nice meal after our next hangout?

"Are you a fine wine? Because with every sip of you, I find myself more intoxicated by your beauty."

"Thanks for the drinks, but I have a feeling the real treat is yet to come tonight."

I get that, but good food can make you feel better too! We should try a cozy dinner together sometime.

Sounds like you've got some exciting stories to share! I'm intrigued. How about we swap crazy adventures over a drink sometime?

Hmm, I like your bold suggestion. But how about we start with a drink first? Let's build that anticipation.

"I'd love to get a drink, but it's hard to imagine anything tastier than your luscious lips."

Definitely a wise choice! Can't go wrong with a classic straight-up drink. No need for mixology when you already know what you like!

Mmm, those drinks look delicious, but I bet they'd taste even better if we shared them together. Cheers to us!

Girl I want to buy you a drink - on the rocks.

"If Chelsea were a drink, I'd guess she's a mix of something sweet, strong, and a little bubbly. Am I right?"

"Sounds like a plan! Just a heads up, I might need a strong drink for some of those scenes. What’s your favorite cocktail?"

"Ah, Chelsea Drink. Is that a new trendy cocktail or your secret superhero name? I'm more of a Batman Brew guy myself."

"If you were a drink, you’d be top shelf—classy, irresistible, and the kind of high I’d never forget."

"Can I follow you home? Wait, that came out wrong... I mean my GPS broke and it's set to 'Bar & Beauty'."

"Well, Chelsea, if we're drinking, just know - my water chugging skills are legendary. You've been warned!"

Context: A girl you are interested in is standing at the bar looking beautiful.

"Excuse me, but I couldn't help notice your smile from across the room. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Only if it leads to you spilling your secrets—I can’t resist a girl with a wild side. 😉 What’s your drink of choice?"

"Are you a refreshing drink? Because just thinking about you quenches my thirst for adventure."

Your golden blood flows like a river, but my love for you runs even deeper.

Like a precious gem, your golden blood shines bright, reflecting the strength within you, my light.

"Chelsea, if you were a beverage, you'd be a one-of-a-kind fine wine. I, on the other hand, am more of a fun juice box."

"Are you a Chelsea Cocktail? Because you've got all the right ingredients to spice up my life."

Did you just drink a milkshake? Because damn, those curves are making me thirsty.

Your heart is a precious gem, resilient and bold; your love, like gold, never grows old.

Are you a drink? Because you're the perfect mix of sweet and intoxicating.

"Well, as they say, 'when in Rome'...or should I say, Eastern Europe? Let's see how this unfolds!"

If I were a drink, I'd be a blend of grape Kool-Aid and vodka - just like you, refreshing and fun.

Are you a boba drink? Because you're sweet, bubbly, and I want you in my life.

Excuse me, Alicia, but I think you owe me a drink. When I looked at you, I dropped mine.

"Is your name Zyn? Because when I drink you in, my heart starts smokin' like a chimney."

"Your ferocity in out-drinking me is as intoxicating as your beauty, mind if I get lost in both?"

"Chelsea, if you're a drink, I'd guess you're a cocktail: sweet, complex and with a little kick to get the party started!"

"I'm a sucker for challenges! Remember, this might be your chance to impress an Eastern European drinker enthusiast."

Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears, just like in esports.

"Wearing your favorite colors makes you even more stunning, Glennys. Mind if I buy you a drink?"

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I offer to buy you a drink first?"

"Having a contest with an Eastern European drinker? Sounds like a fun and unforgettable night!"

If surrendering to your beauty is wrong, then I don't want to be right. Can I buy you a drink?

That's understandable. Maybe next time we can grab a light meal before hanging out. What's your go-to comfort food?

I hear you! The late-night food struggle is real. Have you tried a hearty breakfast the next morning? It always does wonders for me.

"I may not keep up with an Eastern European, but I'll certainly enjoy trying. Bring on the friendly competition!"

You must be hot water, because you're making me want to steep a little longer.

"I mustache you a question... Can I take you out for a drink sometime and admire your style?"

Definitely a wise choice! How about we create our own special moments over dinner instead? I'll cook something delicious for us. 🍽️

That makes sense. Maybe some soothing tea or a healthy snack could help next time. Take care of yourself!

Henry who? I was too busy rescuing puppies from a burning building that weekend. Priorities, you know?

"Your allure mirrors purple's depth, in the gym or sipping gum, with you and Alani, darling, every moment is fun."

"Challenge accepted! But we might need a referee, how about we settle this over a friendly coffee instead?"

"Chelsea, if you were a drink, you'd be a fine wine... aged to perfection and always causing a headache the next day."

"Like a wine aged to perfection, your beauty causes a sweet intoxication."

"Is your drink as intoxicating as your smile, or should I order us something stronger?"

"Well, I'm always up for adventure! Let's see who raises the white flag first."