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Top 50 Glasses Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Glasses pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Are you a pair of glasses?

    Cuz you don’t appear to be one of my contacts....

  2. Hey, are you my glasses?

    Cause you might not be with me 24/7
    but when you are,
    I can see this world in a better and beautiful way.

  3. Best ever, tested and works

    (when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman) *An audible shrug* " i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"

  4. Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

    Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.

  5. This coffee is steaming up my glasses… Or is that you?

  6. May I offer you a glass of EU defined representative wine product?

  7. You look like a refreshing glass of water and I ’m the thirstiest guy in the world!

  8. Girl are you my glasses?

    Because I can't see my future without you

  9. Girl, I would buy you a drink but I'd be jealous of the glass.

  10. If I were a glass of water, would you drink me, so I would be inside of you?

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What is a Glasses pickup line?

Funny glasses pickup lines

My fogged up glasses can't hide that you're smokin'

Did you break the glass ceiling for women when you fell from heaven?

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

You know, without my glasses on,

I’ve been told I look an awful lot like Superman.

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This is a funny Glasses pickup line!

Baby, you put the 'hot ass' in my shot glass.

I’m gonna put on my glasses
Before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.

How about we skip the glass slipper and I just call you my Cinderella?

Girl you like Kool-Aid in a wine glass with cha fine ass!

Your smile looks nice, but it would look better in a glass on my nightstand.

Hey, let's get trapped in a Japanese Glass Sponge together someday!

I like my women like I like my glasses: Thick and black.

I'd crawl over a thousand miles of broken glass just to suck the dick of the last guy you slept with.

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Working Glasses tinder opener

Are you a hot glass of chicken noodle soup? Because I'd love to drink you up!

I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better.

I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it

Hey, do you know the similarity between my glasses and you?

I feel much more comfortable when they sit on my face

Are you a glass of water?

Because I wanna press my lips against you

Are you Cinderella?

Cos I’m tryna be your glass slipper

Sweet tea or sweetie?

Are you a glass of sweet tea cuz you look like a sweetie.

On a scale of 1 to 10...

"On a scale from 1 to 10 how much do you like glasses? Because if it's lower than a 7 I'll risk not being able to read a menu on a date just to impress you"

I'm a bit of a (total) dating noob and could use some insight on whether or not this is a good line! Girls are preferred as I'm a guy and would love to know what you think of it but I'll take opinions from anyone. For reference, I'm mostly using it on dating apps and I do have glasses although my eyesight isn't quite *that* bad, haha.

Hey girl, I didn't know I needed a pair of glasses till I met you

Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.

Hey, Girl can I hold your glass.

But "gl" is silent.

You look like a cold glass of water

And it feels like I’ve been in the desert for 3 weeks

Are you a glass of water ?

Because i wanna stick my straw in you