What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night.

A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

Are u an eye doctor?

I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

I must be Zoro....

'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.


(One Piece, let's gooo)

You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

Do you know what's more beautiful than the sunset?

My reflection in your eyes.

Your eyes are pretty

But they would be prettier rolling back

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

Am I in Las Vegas?

Because I think my eyes just hit the jackpot

Are you a magician?

Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I like your hair, eyes and smile

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

You mean more then meets the eye.

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

Your eyes are the beautiful green of a sealed ziploc bag.

Are u my skull?

Because I can’t take my eyes off of u ;)

You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.

I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips.

I need the Liahonia because I am lost in your eyes.

I'm the rarest DNA combo in the world. I'm a blue eyed ginger.

Yer eyes are as blue & pretty as window cleaner.

I'm gonna call you Odysseus, because you're about to meet a one-eyed monster.

Every time you noibat your eyes at me, you infiltrate my heart.

Hey girl, your eyes are beautiful. Are they insured?

I'm so entranced by those eyes, I think I'll take them.

My sense of direction is pretty terrible

But it explains how I got lost in your eyes

In your eyes I see oceans, and one large floating trash pile.

I like my women like I like spelling Mississippi... With four eyes.

Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

The khaki in my shirt brings out the color in your eyes.

No wonder the night sky is so dim

Cause all the colors are in your eyes

Baby, your beauty is like an Enderman.

I can't make eye contact, but I want you to come closer.

Are you the Promised Land? Cause I got lost in your eyes.

Hey, I think you have something in your eye. Never mind, that’s just your sparkle.

You have beautiful eyes. Oh, wait, those are your wings. Why you gotta be so scary?

I like the way your bangs cover your eyes.

When I look into your eyes I see my future

Because you seem dead inside

When I first laid eyes on you, you made my heart beat like a fancy dance song.

Girl, are you Garamond? Because you are easy on the eyes.

Would you believe if I said I'm God because I see a beautiful masterpiece right before my very eyes.

Baby, you're so exotic. I've had my Eagle Eye on you from across the room all night.

The first time I laid eyes on you will always be A Day To Remember.

Drowing in your eyes has me Gulpin for air.

Line: Do you have a map? Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Comeback: No, but you’re on the right track with getting lost.

Baby, you'd better install JourneyMap, cause I'm getting lost in your eyes.

You have lovely, soft eyes.

Does the world look any better to you?

I'm glad I have compound eyes, because girl, you're looking fly.

Are your eyes Dwemer ruins? Cause I'm lost in them.

Are your eyes a complex cave system because I keep getting lost in them.

Hey girl, do you have black eyes?

Yes : No wonder I got lost so deep in them this easily

No : Still I wonder how I got lost so deep in them this easily

Are you Barça or Dortmund

Because even if you lose, you're still a winner in my eyes.

It is a good thing my eyes are so small because you're the only thing I see, and it's beautiful.

That's the finest pirate's booty I've ever layed eyes on.

I'll travel endlessly with you

Coz I'll get lost in your eyes

You've got something in your eye...

Hey baby, I only have one eye and it's for you.

I'll let you into my secret world and fulfill all of your Eurobondage fantasies. Close your eyes.

Valentine, I can’t take my eyes off of you.

Boy, I wanna go swimming but I'm already drowning in your eyes.

Your eyes are the portal to purgatory.

Good morning sexy!

Can’t wait to set my eyes on you again tonight.

Are you a weeping angel? 'Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Hey girl, are you a bright light source?

Cuz once I look at you, I see you everywhere everytime I close my eyes.

Catcher in the Rye? More like you're the Catcher of my Eye.

Those other guys said that your eyes shine like stars. But can they explain how they shine with equal brightness? Oh, okay. I'll leave.

Mosquitos are attracted to people who recently eaten a banana. Just like im attracted to your beautiful eyes.

I find myself grazing deep into your eyes.

Are you a Blue Eyes White Dragon? Because you're perfect.

I found the missing minutes of the Watergate tapes in your eyes.

Your eyes are as blue as the sea I dumped my ex’s body in.

You’ve got bike courier eyes.

Is it just me, or is the ocean jealous of your eyes?

They sparkle brighter than any star at sea.

You’re such a treat that I thought my eyes were playing tricks on me.

I think you've got something in your eye. Oh never mind, it's just a sparkle.

Sorry for the late reply, I got lost in your eyes for a hot sec

This'll only really work over snapchat but you guys got this

Was your father a thief? Because he stole some titanium bolts and put them in your eyes.

Hey, what beautiful eyes you have...

I bet my children would look gorgeous with them.

Roses are red, violets are blue....

....
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Sorry I just got lost in those eyes of you

Hey girl are you a dad joke because I want to use you repeatedly until you roll your eyes at me.

Your eyes are shining brighter than any Navratri lights, can I be the one to light up your world tonight?

I need to go to the eye doctor

Because I can’t see anything except you and me together

Your father is a thief, he stole all the stars in the sky and put them in your eyes.

Your eyes are deceiving that I'm stuck under your Genjutsu.

Do you like science?

Cause I got my eyes on you.

I could stare into your beautiful #0000ff eyes all day.

You know what I like most about your eyes....my reflection.

Your eyes can kill

And I have a heart that you can fill.

My eyes stick to you like histones on DNA.

Roses are red, your eyes have a nice hue

I can make my face a throne and call you queen too

Roses are red

So am I,
It only happens when I look at your eyes

My m**... is a pretty blue, but not as pretty as the blue in your eyes.

I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.

Do you have a personality as attractive as your eyes?

People say beauty is in the eyes of the beholder

That must be true because I have been lost in yours

Is that the Helix Nebula I'm currently observing,Oh sorry...that's your eyes.

You really caught my eye. (Nick Fury)

What are my strength and weaknesses? Strength: I can flirt anytime Weakness: Those beautiful eyes of yours.

Are you a toilet paper

Because I want to wait I got it wrong am I a toilet paper because I want to go into your kiss haha yeah that’s right wait why are you reaching into your bag and grabbing a pepper spray please no I am not a r**... sorry seriously I was just flirting I would stop if you told me you were uncomfortable ahhhhhhhhh my eyes aaaaaahhh i dont see aaaahhhhhn why why this is assault from your side i will sue you

Blue eyes, red lips, pale face. So pretty. You look like the flag of France.

Is that a labyrinth attached to your ocular nerve?

Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

Babe, are you Glowstone? Because eyes brighten my descent into the unknown!

Are you Springtrap?

Because you've trapped my heart with your alluring eyes and mysterious charm.

I've got my eyes on you, you're everything that I see, I want your hot love and emotion endlessly. from "Hold On, We're Going Home"

Your lips

I wish I was one of ur tears, so I could be born in your eyes, run down your cheek, and die on your lips

Can I be your ophthalmologist? 'Cause I can't stop looking into your eyes...

Your blue skin brings out the color of your eyes.

I wish I was cross-eyed

So I could see u twice!

Your eyes needs a license

Because its driving me crazyyy 🤪

When I look in your eyes, I get more lost than I get in the shadow temple.

I don't need eyes to see how beautiful you are.