Top 50 Eyes Pick Up lines

What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night.

A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

Are u an eye doctor?

I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

Your father must have been the greatest thief in history.

He stole all the stars in the sky, and put them in your eyes.


And heh, I guess it runs in the family. 'Cause you stole my heart.

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

I must be Zoro....

'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.


(One Piece, let's gooo)

You have eyes like spanners

When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

Do you know what's more beautiful than the sunset?

My reflection in your eyes.

Your eyes are pretty

But they would be prettier rolling back

Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

Am I in Las Vegas?

Because I think my eyes just hit the jackpot

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

I like your hair, eyes and smile

I like every bone in your body, especially mine

You mean more then meets the eye.

If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.

Are u my skull?

Because I can’t take my eyes off of u ;)

Your eyes are the beautiful green of a sealed ziploc bag.

You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.

Do you have a map? I believe I just got lost in your eyes.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

Is your name Carrie? Because I got carried away in your eyes.

Your Frybread thighs have me hypnotized,and your almond shaped eyes have me mesmerized.

Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

Is your gaze from another galaxy? Cuz I keep getting lost in your eyes.

Hello, eh. Girl your soft brown eyes remind me of the amazing beaver, eh.

They say the eyes are the mirror to the soul. You must have one beautiful soul.

Your eyes look like pepperonis. I want to lick them.

If you were a tear in my eye, I wouldn’t cry for fear of losing you.