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Top 50 Eyes Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Eyes pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

    Because I want to give my heart to you

  2. Hey girl I just thought you should know your mother is a thief...

    Cus she stole all the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

  3. I'm really glad you're wearing a mask...

    Now I can focus on how beautiful your eyes are.

  4. I think I need to see an optician

    Because my eyes can't focus on anything but you.

  5. What's the difference between you and the sun?

    The sun hurts my eyes.

  6. I wish I were cross-eyed so...

    I could see you twice.

  7. What’s wrong with your left eye?

    Because you’ve been looking right all night.

    A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

  8. Are u an eye doctor?

    I need new contacts, specifically urs :)

  9. I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

    I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

    i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

    *if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

    Me: Can you yawn for me?
    Her:(yawns)
    Me: yeah it'll fit

    Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

    Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

    Me:
    *points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
    her "what is it?"
    me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

    I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

    *if she says she’s on her period*
    A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
    Or
    I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

    Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

    Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

    Roses are okay
    violets are fine
    And so are you
    So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

    Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

    Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

    One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

    Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

    Let’s role play
    You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

    wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

    *if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


    Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

    The foot ball one

    *hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

    Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

    *Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

    You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

    *take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

    I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

    *just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

    I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

    Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

  10. Does your left eye hurt?

    Because you've been looking right all day ;)

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Funny eyes pickup lines

Are you the Pixar lamp?
Because you just caught my eye (I)

Can you tell me where I am?

I just get so lost in your eyes.

Excuse me, I'm lost, can you help me...

I looked into your eyes and now I don't know where I am...which way to your heart?

I must be Zoro....

'Cause I keep getting lost in your eyes.


(One Piece, let's gooo)

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Can you help look for my eyes? Because I think they're on you.

From the moment I looked in to your eyes.. I knew.. You loved liberation of the oppressed people as much as I do.

Am I in Las Vegas?

Because I think my eyes just hit the jackpot

Are you a magician? Because every time I look into your eyes, everyone else suddenly disappears.

You mean more then meets the eye.

Look into my compound eyes and say you'll eat our young.

When I look into you’re eyes I get more lost then I did in the Fire Temple.

If you open your eyes you will see how much I love you.

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Working Eyes tinder opener

You wanna see the REAL one-eyed fury?

You beauty me the wink in the eye ago.

Babe, you got dem killer eyes...

I`m sorry can I borrow a map, I seem to be lost in your eyes.

Are you the drum major? Cause I can't take my eyes off you.

Is there something wrong with your left eye? Cause you've been looking right all day.

Baby you so fine you make my eyes bleeds.

Was your father an astronomer? Because he stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Do you have yellow eyes? Because, baby, you are burning me up.

I can't take my eyes off of you...No, seriously, I'm legally mandated to keep monitoring your activities.

Baby, the only section in my library is classified under Dewey 617 because I only have eyes for you.