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Top 43 Ears Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ears pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Ears conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. A big nsfw but still good

    Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

  2. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  3. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  4. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  5. Do you like it dog-eared style?

  6. This one never let me down

    All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

  7. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

  8. Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

  9. I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

  10. My ears are cold....

    Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

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What is a Ears pickup line?

Funny ears pickup lines

Hey babe, are you ok?
Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

My ears are really cold,

Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

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This is a funny Ears pickup line!

MY EARS are cold...

Could I use your thighs to maybe...

Warm them


You have sexy ears
(My cousins asked me to post this one)


“You have nice ears”

Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one

A little Woodstock is chirping in my ear and tell me to come talk to you.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

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Working Ears tinder opener

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

I made this ear necklace just for you!

I don’t wiggle my ears for just anyone, you know.

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.

And you think my ears are big….