50 Ears Pick Up lines

Here are 50 ears pick up lines for her and flirty ears rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines about ears that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your ears rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny ears pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty ears joke for a great chat response.

Best Working Ears Pickup Lines

A good Ears hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

A big nsfw but still good

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears
Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.
You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.
You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.
Do you like it dog-eared style?
This one never let me down

All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

Short and cute ears pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about ears are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

I am a diver, I can breathe through my ears.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

Are you a chocolate bunny, because I want to nibble on your ears first than eat you full.

I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Cheesy ears Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

I think I am losing my hearing, because women keep on screaming into my ear every night.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

Girl are you loud? Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

Corny ears Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Ears conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Babe, you will need ear protection because I will make you into a loud instrument tonight.

Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

Do you have candy corn? Because I want to whisper sweet things into your ears.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?

Girl, I want to wear you like my glasses, one leg over each ear.

Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears.

I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

Bone oscillation. Need I say more?

My ears are cold....

Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

A little bird is chirping in my ear and tell me to come talk to you.

How about you make like a corn stalk and lend me an ear?

Are you ears? Because you are totally ear-replaceable.

A good ears Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Ears hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

My ears are really cold,

Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!

So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/s**.../unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.

Ever seen a moose whisper sweet nothings into a doe's ear?

Would you like to?

Lol

“You have nice ears”

You have sexy ears

(My cousins asked me to post this one)

MY EARS are cold...

Could I use your thighs to maybe...

Warm them
up?

Thanks

Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

And you think my ears are big….

You look strong enough to pull ears off a gundark.

Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.

You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Ears love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Ears chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.