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Top 47 Ears Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ears pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. A big nsfw but still good

    Hey, I have a 9 inch tongue and can breath through my ears

  2. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  3. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  4. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  5. Do you like it dog-eared style?

  6. This one never let me down

    All right look here’s the deal and I hate to be so straightforward but I have a condition called Peripheral artery disease (PAD) basically means I have really bad circulation and the worst part of it happens to my ears so they constantly need something warm on them and only the inner thigh of a beautiful woman will suffice So if you’re willing to help me out I would really appreciate it

  7. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

  8. Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

  9. I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

  10. My ears are cold....

    Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

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What is a Ears pickup line?

Funny ears pickup lines

Hey babe, are you ok?
Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

My ears are really cold,

Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.

Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

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This is a funny Ears pickup line!

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

So here's something that i thought of and hi, i'm new here!
So, there was a thought about a few days ago which i figured could possibly work as a pick-up line if changed a bit, as for that thought/possible pick-up line if changed a bit, here it is:

"Regular" version: "Isn't mascara, ear-rings lipstick and the like kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?

"Pick-up line" version: "Don't you think that mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like is kind of dumb/stupid/unnecessary?
"As for why i think so it's because it just messes with your skin and i don't think there's any reason as to why you should mess with perfection so i can't understand why you have **insert whichever one/ones of mascara, ear-rings, lipstick and the like that the person has on here** on.


“You have nice ears”

Damn girl... Are you cheese?

Because every time I say your name there comes an ear-to-ear grin on my face...

Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.

MY EARS are cold...

Could I use your thighs to maybe...

Warm them


You have sexy ears

(My cousins asked me to post this one)

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you.

Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight

If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40

You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones

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Working Ears tinder opener

A little Woodstock is chirping in my ear and tell me to come talk to you.

A day with you is like an eternity of behind-the-ear scratches.

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

I made this ear necklace just for you!

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

My ears are not the only things that are long!