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Top 45 Ears Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Ears pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Meet me in the corn field I'll kiss you between the ears.

  2. You're so sexy, I'd even let you fold my pages dog-eared style.

  3. You can be my chocolate bunny. I’ll start by nibbling on your ears and save the rest for last.

  4. Do you like it dog-eared style?

  5. I may not have pointed ears, but everytime you're around I become a wood elf.

  6. Are you Apollo? Cause you light up my day and are music to my ears.

  7. I’ll tell you a sad story, if you’ll but lend me an ear.

  8. My ears are cold....

    Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

  9. Hey babe, are you ok?

    Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  10. Ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (pull jean pockets inside out) Would you like to?

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What is a Ears pickup line?

Funny ears pickup lines

My ears are really cold,
Can I use your thighs as earmuffs?

Go up to crush with your phone to your ear.

Have a pen and paper in hand and ask them if they can write something down for you.
As they grab it "talk" into the phone and say something like,
"Okay what was it?"
Read out your number, and say;
"Can you write **(your name)** under that, with a heart?"
(Most people instinctively do so.)
Then slick as hell put your phone in your pocket and say, "You can keep that" ;)

I whisper in her ear: Touch my vagina

Her: What?

Me *whispers in her ear* : That's what you're supposed to say

Girl are you a construction worker?

Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you

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This is a funny Ears pickup line!


“You have nice ears”

Damn girl... Are you cheese?
Because every time I say your name there comes an ear-to-ear grin on my face...

Do you have any superpowers?

Because mine is breathing through my ears.

MY EARS are cold...

Could I use your thighs to maybe...

Warm them


You have sexy ears

(My cousins asked me to post this one)

Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you.

Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight

If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40

You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones

God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one

A little Woodstock is chirping in my ear and tell me to come talk to you.

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Working Ears tinder opener

Baby I want to wear you like a pair of sun glasses, one leg over each ear.

Guess what?! I've got an 8" tounge and I can breath out of my ears!

Have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears? (Pull your pockets inside out) Would you like to?

Do you hear jingle bells? No? Then I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Lean close, put chyer lips to her shell-like ear, an' whisper the Nude Raider cheat codes.

I made this ear necklace just for you!

If I whispered in thine ear that thou hadst a body of beauty unknown but to the heavens, wouldst thou hold it against me?

You know what they say about guys with big ears.

My ears are not the only things that are long!

You can be my chocolate bunny. I'll start by nibbling on your ears and save your behind for last.

Once you make love to a man with Vulcan ears on you never go back.