Top 50 Aren Pick Up lines

Hey girl, I heard there aren't many married saints. How about we work on that together?

I think mask mandates should be reinstated

Because your smile is infectious
(This one's for when masks aren't mandatory anymore)

Girl, ghosts aren't the only thing my Pac-Man wants to eat tonight.

Aren’t you tired of being cooped up here?

Rocks aren't the only things I can get rough with.

You're jusssst gonna sssslither your way into a date, aren't ya?

META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

My Knuckles aren't the only things that drag on the floor.

Girl, I may be a criminal defense attorney, but my clients aren't the only ones I get off.

Race and gender aren't the only things about to get intersectional tonight!

Why aren't you in the periodic table? Maybe because you are a rare element in my life.

Hey girl, are u taken?

I don’t know who u are. I don’t know what u want. What I do have are a very particular set of skills. If u aren’t interested, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for u, I will not pursue u. But if u want to go out on a date, I will look for u, I will find u and I will kiss u.

Hearts aren't the only thing I have two of.

Sup Girl, you look like a greek statue, except you got your clothes on and aren't missing your arms.

Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?

Aren't you tired? Because you've been galloping through my mind all evening.

I can see your constitutional rights aren't the only thing you've been exercising.

You aren't just a patty, you're a pretty patty.

Are you sure you aren't all 4 majors, because you are a grand slam.

Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!

Your grunting noises aren't at all intimating and I'd love to take you out.

My arteries aren't the only things that have hardened.

Those aren’t sugar plums dancing through my head. My dreams only have room for you.

When i look at you, my arteries aren’t the only things that harden.

Well, aren't you a pretty little filly.

Just because we're on mission, doesn't mean other positions aren't possible.

Words just aren’t enough to tell you how special you are to me.

I love you. Good Morning baby.

8 Worlds aren't enough to keep me away from you.

Are you sure you aren't all four majors? Because you would be a grand slam!

When I gaze upon you, sea levels aren't the only thing rising.

If you aren't Mexico, why is there such a wall between us?

My roses aren't the only things with long stems.

I know we aren't socks, but we would be a good pair.

Roses aren't the only thing that will p**... you tonight.

Brooms aren’t the only things I ride.

My spidey senses aren't the only thing that's tingling...

Come to my place on October 31st. Pumpkins aren’t the only ones getting their insides rearranged this Halloween 😉

You're an extraordinary one. Aren't you?