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  1. Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

    Because, dam....

  2. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  3. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  4. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

  5. With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

    Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

  6. Like River longs for The Doctor,

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Working short river pickup lines to impress a girl

Are you concrete in the middle of a river used for hydroelectric power?

‘Cause DAM! 🦫

I'll put my river on your wood.

I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long.

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Are you a river rapid?

Because I want to drown in your love

You can call me the Colorado River..
Because I wanna carve your Grand Canyon.

Rose petals!

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

river Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hey girl, what's your favourite piano song?

Mine is "River Flows In You"

Are you a river (girl: no). Really?

Cause I wanna go in dry

Yo girl are you the Cuyahoga River?
Cause you on fire!

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?

Because that kiss is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

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Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

river Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?

Go up to the person and ask for their hand. Draw a line across it and explain that it's a big river, and the bunny on this side really needs to get to the other side. Then tell the person how they think that bunny got across. And when they finally give up, give them puppy eyes and tell them that there was no bunny, but that you just wanted to hold their hand.

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

Using smooth River phrases can work magic when trying to make a good impression. Try using funny and charming River conversation starters, chat starters, and comebacks for sticky moments.

Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain River phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth River lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.