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Top 24 River Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty River pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy River conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Hey girl are you a barrier constructed, across a river, to hold back water and raise its level, forming a reservoir used to generate electricity or as a water supply?

    Because, dam....

  2. Are you a concrete arch-gravity embankment in the Black Canyon of the Colorado River, on the border between the U.S. states of Nevada and Arizona constructed between 1931 and 1936 during the Great Depression and dedicated on September 30, 1935, by President Franklin D. Roosevelt?

    Because dam

  3. Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

  4. Wanna go float on the lazy river, and not be lazy?

  5. With me you'll feel like the Ganges.

    Wet, dirty, and constantly moving.

  6. Like River longs for The Doctor,

  7. I'll put my river on your wood.

  8. I wouldn't mind if your beaver built a dam in my river.

  9. Girl, I could use my vaulting pole across your rivers all night long.

  10. Like a river flows so surely to the sea darling so it goes some things are meant to be.

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Funny river pickup lines

Are you a river rapid?
Because I want to drown in your love

You can call me the Colorado River..

Because I wanna carve your Grand Canyon.

Rose petals!

Your eyes are like a million glittering stars, on the night sky - your lips, like rose petals, wet from the evening rain! Your hair is like a golden river, rushing from the mountain

Hey girl, what's your favourite piano song?

Mine is "River Flows In You"

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Yo girl are you the Cuyahoga River?

Cause you on fire!

Hey girl, are you located between the Tigris and Euphrates rivers?
Because that kiss is lookin like a Fertile Crescent to me

Your smile glows brighter than a river of radioactive waste.

I like my men like the Mississippi River: long, strong, and ready to rock my boat.

You know, I have the longest rod on this river.

Girl, you're so beautiful. I'd cross the Delaware River to be with you. Or even the Raritan River.

My buddies bet me that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl on the river. Wanna get a drink later with their money?

I always knew the best catch of my life would be on this river...

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