Top 45 Road Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Road pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Lets escape from the world together and take all the rez back roads.
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Baby yuh full a curve like country road.
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You be my Princess, I'll be your Toad, I'll follow behind you on Rainbow Road.
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You can travel down my silk road anytime.
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Hey girl come to columbia. We got a whole foods AND an earthfare down the road.
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Call me country roads , cause Imma take you home
Idk why I've never seen this one before.
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Are you a country road?
Cuz I’d like to take you home
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What's the difference between you and a dry road?
A dry road isn't getting plowed tonight
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Are you a toddler playing in the road
Because I'm drunk and I'm ready to plow right into you
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Let's make this road a Lover's Lane.
Funny road pickup lines
Why don't we do it in the road?No one will be watching us
Are you country roads?
Because I want you to take me to your home
*Dangerous curves*
Guy: If your body was a road and my hand was a car, I'd crash with every turn...
Girl: Why?
Guy: Because those curves are DANGEROUS!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get away from simps like you
I maybe lost...
Can you tell me which road leads to your heart.
Hey can you help me cross the road?
I became blind, my eyes got lost somewhere in your bra.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the beautiful ladies house.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
The chicken.
Hey, are you Country Roads?
Cause I'd like you to "Take me hooome, Country Roads"
Aye girl I'm a professional road worker and I like how that ass felt
Asphalt, ass felt. Sorry yall
Hey, can I take you to the Old Town Road?
Because I wanna ride until I can’t no more
Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads.
Hey Girl, are that liquor store at the end of road
Coz I can wait for my Turn all day
Dang girl are you a pothole in the road?
Cuz I wanna fill you with my load
Are you a country road?
Because I want you to take me home to the place where I belong.
Hey girl are you a road safety law
Cause I'm bout to ignore you.
Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road
one helluva ride!
You must be Iceland’s main road,
cuz I want to put a Ring on you.
I find that this strategy works quite well.
Basically if the person you me interested is female you simply walk up them and say BORE MY CHILD or the alternative for a female to a male is LET ME CARRY YOUR OFFSPRING. This seems to have the best effect when meeting strangers in the road that you haven’t met
Hey girl are your legs the yellow brick road?
Because I want to take them to your emerald city
Are you a country road?
Cause I'm taking you home tonight
You run ring-roads around the other girls. (Rhode Island)
Hello. I'm sorry but I'm lost. Can you show me the road to happiness?
I'm lost, can you tell me which road leads to your heart?