Top 50 Drive Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Drive pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Drive tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you my meds?
When I don't have you it drives me crazy
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Do you work in IT?
You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.
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Call me racer cause i can drive girls crazy
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Are you a test crash vehicle?
Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.
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I can take your floppy disk
And turn it into a hard drive
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Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school. -
Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?
Working drive pickup lines
Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!
I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
So what kind of vehicle do you drive?
You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.
Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.
Why drive when we can swing?
Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?
May i take your truck for a test drive?
Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.
Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?
Hey girl, can i drive my tumbler into your bat cave?
Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.
Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?
You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!
I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my w**....
Can I stick my flash drive in your USB port?
Hey beautiful, you’re like dementia.
You’re the only thing on my mind and you’re driving me crazy.
Your pheromones are driving me wild.
Hey girl do you have licence? Bcz you are driving me crazy
Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.
If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.
Your eyes needs a license
Because its driving me crazyyy 🤪
They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small p**...... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?