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Top 50 Drive Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Drive pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Drive conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Are you my meds?

    When I don't have you it drives me crazy

  2. Do you work in IT?

    You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

  3. Call me racer cause i can drive girls crazy

  4. Are you a test crash vehicle?

    Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you in to the wall.

  5. I can take your floppy disk

    And turn it into a hard drive

  6. Is that my golf sack in your jeans since I simply completed a lengthy drive and I'd like to put my wood in it?

  7. Are you an Elder Scroll? Because looking at you drives me crazy!

  8. I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

  9. So what kind of vehicle do you drive?

  10. You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

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I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

Why drive when we can swing?

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

Are you the kind of girl that lets a mine drive for the second hole?

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Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

Hey beautiful, they still let me drive. Wanna go for a ride?

Hey girl, can i drive my tumbler into your bat cave?

Tomorrow, I’ll have enough money to buy you anything you want and take you wherever you want to go – all you need to do is drive the getaway car.

Do you drive an SUV? Because you're warming my globes...

Wanna go for a drive...and check crops?

You should stop drinking, because you're driving me home!

I would drive a million lightyears to have you Buzz my Woody.

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Hey beautiful, you’re like dementia.

You’re the only thing on my mind and you’re driving me crazy.

Your pheromones are driving me wild.

Looking for suggestions for my husband

Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.

Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him?

Hey girl do you have licence? Bcz you are driving me crazy

Baby, you don't need Tsukuyomi to drive me crazy.

If life is a highway, I want to drive with you all night long.

They say some men drive really expensive cars to compensate for a small penis... Did I mention that I drive a 1978 Ford Pinto?

Are you a vampire? Because your good looks drive me batty.

I have a saddle but no horse . I think you have to drive me instead.

Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father