The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Pickup Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Pickup pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Roses are red, you're so great...

    Pickup lines are overrated, let me take you out on a date

    - Day 219

  2. Aye girl are u a banana

    Cuz u make me go OOH OOH AH AH

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  3. Get in the van.

    That’s the pickup line.

  4. Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.

    We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.

    After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes."

  5. Are you a creative title? Because whenever I think of you, I lose it immediately.

    Hey are you a pickup line? Because I'm about to overdo you

  6. Do you need water to live?

    Yeah? Look, we already have something in common!

    This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.

  7. I shaved my pubic hair into the shape of some mistletoe. Do I really need to finish this pickup line?

  8. My pickup lines are Turing complete.

  9. Hey girl, are you a 90 degree angle?

    Cause you looking right.
    *silence*
    Sorry, was that not acute pickup line?
    *silence*
    Honestly, I'm very sorry, I'm just being obtuse at this point.
    *silence*
    But in all reality, I think we'd be complementary together.
    *silence*
    Just let me supplement that ass.

  10. Depressing pickup lines.

    Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

    Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

    Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

    Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

    Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

    Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

    Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

    Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

    Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

    Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

    Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

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Funny pickup pickup lines

This sub has gone somewhat bad
The majority of these pickup lines are reposts and if you know you can actually look up if it has been used on the sub. It would be nice for some original content but I know there is og content on here.

Pizza

Wanna go out for some pizza? Because it was either that or a pickup line and both would have been equally cheesy

My heart is bind on pickup and you just rolled Need.

Girl are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every single day.

(Disclaimer: not an original pickup line, found it elsewhere on Reddit)

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This is a funny Pickup pickup line!

*drop limes in front of crush*...

"Oh sorry, I'm terrible at pickup limes!"

Pickup line for ______
This sub has really changed (and not for the better).

A very SWEET pickup line

Are your legs Nutella? 'Cause I'd love to spread them.

Coronavirus pickup mega-compilation

**Some I borrowed, some I stole, some I tweaked. Dating app seal of approval for these no lies.**

* Covid cancelling everything except my feelings for you ️
* When the quarantine is over, would you be interested to be less than a meter away from me?
* Hey just so just to let you know, you can't spell quarantine without U R A Q T .
* Government is banning all non-essential travel I hear BUT if we hurry we can get to my place before your south border closes!
* Hey did you hear the NBA shut down? But that doesn’t mean I can’t come over and shoot my shot right?
* Due to the coronavirus stocks are going down I hear, so do I, girl .
* Hey so I went to my doc to get tested for the coronavirus.
* \*waits\*
* Doc says I'm fine just missing one thing: vitamin U .
* Oh wow did you hear now the coronavirus could potentially be transmitted through oral s3x?
* \*waits\*
* Yeah but doctors are not sure apparently. Want to test it out?
* Does this mean we can go halfsies?
* On a #quarantinebaby I mean.
* Wanna play quarantine? Masks on pants off go!
* They say the key to coronavirus detection is a high fever, don't worry I have a built in thermometer ;)
* You wearing face masks when you go out? Or worried they make u look crazy.
* \*waits\*
* I'm sure you could rock the mask! It would look very becoming on you.
* Of course, if I was up on you I would be coming as well .

And for the finale:

* Now here's a riddle for you: Lauren and Jake have the coronavirus, they are going to the movies with their friends Joe and Kim who don't have the virus.
* You have to arrange their seats so contagious people sit next to each other, but not next to healthy people. The rules are Lauren has to sit to the right of Jake, and to the left of Joe, and you can't have Jake next to Kim, and you can only move once, and they can't sit in in the aisle, and ah fk it will you just come sit on my lap and give me a big smooch/ride me/something dirty?

Roses are red lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Pretty good pickup line ehh ?

It's not a shitty one liner... It's a shitty 12 liner

So I was chilling one night right, really hungry. Didn't feel like leaving the house so I called my friend and was like "hey can you grab me some 5 guys?" He was like "word" and went over to buy some. About 2 hours later he finally gets back, and I'm like about to about to fucking starve to death. As I'm shoveling this burger into my mouth I was kind of curious so I asked him "hey so what happened? Was traffic really that bad or what?" And he was like "nah.. It was just a really long pickup line"

I only like kids under 8 years old

(That was the whole pickup line)

Abe Lincoln's #1 pickup line

"I never lie. Unless it's next to you ;)"

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Working Pickup tinder opener

Pickup poem

Roses are red, violets are blue, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met you x

Pickup line for EMTs/Paramedics.

"Wanna go back to my place and play paramedic?"
-"Haha whats that?"
"It's like doctor, except I cut your clothes off faster."

Then use your discretion about DCAP/BTLS comments.

Are you the Ford F series?

Because I really need a better pickup line.

Do you know what the difference between you and a pickup line is?

I won't forget a pickup line after I use it.

Are you hot water

Because you make my noodle soft

Anti pickup line

You're so gorgeous that you made me forget my good pickup line.

Quick i need any pickup line

I'm sliding into a girls dms

You must be the Galapos

Because you have phenomenal boobies.
(This pickup line is approved by my girlfriend)

What do you call a row of people lifting mozzarella cheese?

A cheesy pickup line

Need help quick

Need a pickup line for Arrianna

I usually say...

I usually say a stupid pickup line but I don't want to mess this up.