Top 50 Picking Pick Up lines
Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Picking rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Picking pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.
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Do you need your car fixed?
Because I'm a pick up master
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Hey baby are you a piece of cotton?
Cause i’d pick you...
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Are you a pen?
Cause id like to pick you up and use you.
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Imagine you and I are in a grocery store.
We're in the produce section. You see me. I see you. We exchange a good-natured smile. You can't help but notice something odd about me: I'm carrying a large amount of limes. It puzzles you, but you go back to your shopping nonetheless.
After a while, you see me start to walk past you. As I do so, I spill the limes all over the floor around you. Exasperated, I bend down to pick them up. I do a poor job of it, spilling two every time I pick one up. Eventually, I stop and look up at you with a nervous grin and say "I'm so sorry, ma'am. I'm no good at pickup limes." -
Someone: I’m trash
You: As someone who deeply cares about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up. Is 6 pm okay?
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Hey girl, are you a parking ticket?
Cause I picked you up on the street and I can’t afford you.
Working short picking pickup lines to impress a girl
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Multicolored hair request
Alright ladies and gentlemen, I'm in Florida for a little bit and I met a girl with half black and half blonde hair. She's really great and I'd love to hear some pick up lines for her. I'm not really good at this and I haven't been able to think of any good ones.
Thanks!
I don't need pick up lines.. I'm Batman.
Hey can i pick your brain for a minute?
Called a girl: “I’ve got bad news and good news…”
Girl: “What’s the good news?”
Me: “Tonight we’re going to go to dinner, see a movie, and then we’re going to go listen to jazz and have coffee.”
Girl: “What’s the bad news?”
Me: “You’re driving.”
She picked me up in 15 minutes and we dated for 6 months. Before this we’d just been randomly saying hi to each other in the hallway in high school.
Pick me, and together we will build an irrevocable trust.
picking Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart
I usually pick up trash, but today I want to pick up you.
When you walked in my jaw hit the floor...so I picked it up and lurched over here to say hi.
Every day I think of you I smile and my motion sensor picks up Sparks Fly.
Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.
Hey girl, I hope you pick me, but what's really important is your right to choose.
It's important for beautyful schoolgirls to have an active
socil life. I will pick you up at seven.
Put the cat down and pick up your sword!
picking Pickup Lines to Start a Conversation
I want to pick burrs off of you.
If I was a vampire, I'd pick you as my puzzle and spend a lifetime to try and figure you out.
Football pick up lines
Am I block, and are you an enderman?
Because you picked me up right away!
META(?): Mod, please do your job
Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just stupid phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.
I recycle everything, even my pick-up lines. So, let's make like a tree and leave.
Wanna come back to my place and pick fleas off each other?
Hey, baby, I hope you have some ropes in your nightstand, because I'm bind on pick-up.
You would be my first pick for my tourney team.
Do you lift? because i was hoping you'd pick me up.
If you do, I'll pick you up and claim you.
Are you a seashell? Because I’d like to pick you up and take you home with me.
picking Pickup Lines to Make Her Blush
I’m a piece of trash
If you care about the environment you should pick me up
Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?
We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?
Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.
You see that bag of blue m**.... Could you pick that up for me?
Hey Girl, if i were in prison
Hey Girl, if i were in prison and you were dropped soap id still be trying to pick you up.
How’d you like to pick up these cans?
I'm no good at pick up lines, but I can pick you up and you will feel my line.
Hey baby, you'd be the woman I'd pick to repopulate the world if we ever trigger a nuclear holocaust with Russia.
Girl pick your seat , because you can ride my pony all night.
Hey girl, my name's Uber and I have reached my pick-up location.
Are you a fresh organic apple? Because I just picked you...
Are you a piece of trash?
Because as an environmentally conscious individual I'd like to pick you up and take you out.
You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.
Hey are we playing hide and seek?
Because a girl like you is hard to find
(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)
Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.
Wanna go with me to pick up parts and salt?
Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Picking phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Picking lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.