Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best pick up lines for women and Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about holes

Are you unemployed?

'cause i've got a position open for full-time lover.

If you were a burger at McDonald’s, you’d be named McStunning.

The more stable carbocation in your heart, the more susceptable to my nucleophilic to attack your heart.

Were you in the Boy Scouts? Because you tied my heart in a knot. Also, you look like a boy.

Hey baby, are you from Quito? Because you're Ecuadorable.

Best place for a first date? The gym of course!

I'm sure you do enough cardio because you're always running in my mind.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Are you a smelt? Because you're the only caplin I sea.

I'd like to dig into your temple and watch things explode.

Are you Reddit...?

Cause I want to look at you for hours

You're good, but so was MCR and they broke up.

I would buy a pirate ship to find that booty.

Good thing I’ve got travel insurance, ’cause things are about to get wild.

If you were a turkey, I'd totally baste you.