Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about size

Snow who? Snow use. I am crazy about you.

I may be a ham, but girl I’d treat you egg-cellent.

Wanna get together and bite each other all night long?

You lane or mine?

My mom cleaned my sheets, who wants to get them dirty again.

So I couldn't help but notice our breathing patterns were really in sync today.

I just got back from fishing. Want to see my rod?

Saint Augustine said to fall in love with God is the greatest romance, but falling in love with you is just as great.

It's not about how big it is, but how long you can hold it up.

But I can predict you’ll be growing a few inches tonight.

Im gonna make you go up an octave.

Cuz I wanna stick my 0.7mm in you

because i dont understand how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me wanna take you out

Do you want to come home with me tonight? That's a rhetorical question.

Are you a member of the Thieves Guild, because you stole my heart.