Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about asks

I'm like the Plague. You can't avoid me!

Hey girl are you an Alkaline Metal?

Because you make 70% of me highly reactive

Damn babe, nice calves. Have you been working on them?

I can drive stick if ya know what I mean.

My magic watch says that you don’t have on any underwear.

(She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

Being around you I'm as helpless as upgrading my lab and both heroes at the same time in a war clan.

If you were a Porsche, I would wax and laughter throughout the city.

I may have a leg of wood but I bet you have a heart of gold.

Well someone better call god cause heavens missing an angel.

Jesus turns water into wine

I can turn your girl into mine

I'm experiencing a surge in global warming. In my pants.

If a cat were to describe you... He would say you're purrrrfect.

Well simply put there's no real difference between you and a Subaru.

In the hands of the right person, you can be the loudest in the neighborhood after midnight.

Roses are Red, Colors are Hue

I will do anything just to have you

Do you got a mirror in your pocket? Huh, I thought I just saw myself climbing in your pants!