Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about staff

If I was Peter Pan, you'd be my happy little thought.

Hey girl, you a cop car?

Because I want to smash you until you can't move.

Want to see what else fits in a pouch?

Yes I am happy to see you and no thats not a batarang in my pocket.

Did you play the Song of Storms because you just made me wet.

Can I put my polar in your vortex?

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I'll dewy decimal system your shelves any day.

If I were to meet temari I would say did u just use a wind attack?

Because it completely blew me away!

Come over here and I'll show you my Big Bang Attack.

Are those explosives in your pants, or are you just excited to see me?

Say girl, you wanna see how big my army is.

Do u see the moon out there? It so beautiful and shiny, just like ur smile.

If you were words on a page, you'd be called fine print.

Are you Arsenal?

Cause you make me anna shoot my gun.