Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about perfectly

I eat cats if you know what I mean.

Does your mom care that I'm in your boat?

I'd rate your vibe 10/10

Because you are absolute hot

You're such a nasty woman.. and I like it.

Watch me use my wood and put it in the hole.

You know what they say, a Walt in the streets means a Heisenberg in the sheets.

My love for you will withstand a nuclear explosion.

You must be from the Caribbean because Jamaican me crazy.

I need some help for my clan castle, may I request you?

You're a fine piece of acreage. Can I plough your land?

You don’t need a car to drive me crazy, restrictive abortion bills already do that.

Let's just get to the pointe, wanna go out sometime?

Um...if i told you that u had a hot body, would u take your pants off and dance around for me.

How important is having a big family too you?