Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Is your name ladesh?

Because I want to Bangladesh

Are you a guitar because i love holding you by the neck and listening to the sounds you make when I play with you.

Would you like to work in my excavation company?

Because I'd like to make you mine.

Does your left eye hurt?

Because you've been looking right all day ;)

You make me feel like Rick Astley

I never wanna give you up

Are you concrete in the middle of a river used for hydroelectric power?

‘Cause DAM! 🦫

Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

In other words hey, how you doing?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet, but...

I'd like to get to know U better

I hope you have pet insurance

Because I’m about to destroy your p*ssy

Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams

Are you the soul stone?

Cause id kill to get you

Are you a tranformer?

Cause your looking optimus-fine

Roses are red so is some wine i'll be the 6 if you be my 9

Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

Because everybody wants to use you

I've got a Spanish Queen behind me, Chica,

but I much prefer the one in front of me.