Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best pick up lines for women and Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about tinder

Baby, it would be a grave mistake not to go out with me.

I wish Cupid was as good a shot as Daryl.

What is the cross between the moon and the stars? You.

I was in the sweat lodge, and all of my visions were of you...

Is that a machete in your pocket or you just happy to see me?

Hey girl are you ariel? Because i wanna be part of your world.

Stop asking Santa for the man of your dreams.

He tried to kidnap me 5 times this year.

Will you help with with my French technique?

Ooh girl, you make me wanna party like it's 1999! Mostly because I could still get random boners in 1999.

May I kiss you under the camel toe? (oops, that's kind of gross…)

You must carry the naqsh of Surah Yaseen with you because you're such an honorable man!

Hey let’s play titanic

You will be the iceberg and I’ll go down on you.

My name is Adam and God gave you one of my ribs.

You make my heart Tweet!

I know you think you scare me but you are the girl of my nightmares!