Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best Tinder openers.

Don’t wake me up.

And you give them a moment to see if they get it. Otherwise you say “because I must be dreaming if you’re here.”

Are you Shrek?

Because I get hard just thinking about you

Are you a pillow?

Because I like to flip you over when it's getting hot.

What’s wrong with your left eye?

Because you’ve been looking right all night.

A random stranger came up to me and hit me with this one and then walked away.

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Hey girl, are you the Terms and Conditions?

Cause I don't give a fuck about what you say

May I tie your shoe?

Because I can't have you fall for anyone else.

Hey girl, are you ranium positive?

Because i have my ion U.

The girl with no name

I matched with a girl named Arya.

Me: You don't seem to have a name. But it's alright, you can scream mine tonight.

Arya: I will poke you with the pointy end, if you throw a Game of Thrones pun at me again.


Should I marry her?
I am skeptical, I like my posts to be read, not my wedding.

Are you peanut butter

Because my dog likes you on my penis

Boy, are you a motorbike?

Cause i'd love to ride you tonight.

Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good

You must be very tired

Cause you've been running in my mind all day.

Cheesy

Are you my TV?

Bc I'll keep you turned on all night.

Are you the square root of -1?

Cause your unreal