Flirty Pick up lines for texting

Smooth and clever chat up lines for flirting with girls or boys. Some are dirty but most are romantic and cute. We list only the best pick up lines for women and Tinder openers.

Daily pick up line about product

Are you a function generator? Because Im getting mixed signals from you.

Excuse me, may I have this mating dance?

Hey! Do you want to do 68? *What?* You go down on me, and I owe you 1.

I lost my social security number can I have yours?

Your PR isn't the only number I want to know.

Come to my cave. I'd like to show you my wall-etchings.

Did you fall from heaven and you can't get up?

I invented the wheel. Want me to take you around town?

You and I go together better than hunters and plaid.

Hey girl, are you a book?

Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

You want to play volleyball ? Because it looks good on your knees!

Baby, you make my rover raise its mast into a vertical position.

Tell your lawn that you wish it was emo so it would cut itself.

My workout sessions are a lot like my relationships. Quick, intense cardio with lots of intervals, followed by pizza.

Make my "Spidey Sense" tingle, baby!