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50 Post Pick Up lines

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  1. Hey girl, if you were a sunset I'd want to watch you go down on me.

    Came up with this one in the shower, so you know it's good. If used, post their response below

  2. Are you post World War One?

    Cuz your causing an uprising in some areas

  3. Are you an impostor because your beauty is kinda sus

    I'm sorry I thought of this one and I couldn't help myself in posting it here

  4. ARE YOU DISHES?

    Cuz I feel the need to do you...

    Edit: This is my first 50+ upvotes post and first 2 awards recieved. Thanksss this made my day

  5. Hey guys, I need some good ones

    So I'm pranking this friend of mine, and I need pickup lines that a girl would say to a guy

    edit: oh wow! this thing kinda blew up!!! thank you guys! for all your responses, tbh I kinda forgot that I made the post. I made up a lone myself- "are you chan? cuz I wanna be on knee for you" idk how many of you will get that. anyways I'll try to reply to as many of yours as I can

  6. Your instagram post isn’t the only thing i want to tap twice.

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You know what's harder than read post-structuralist literature? Me.

Are you a N95 mask?

Cause I want you to sit on my face till I can't breath


Yo guys I just made this post to say that I just got n**... from this fine chick with all the pick-up lines from this subreddit. There's gonna be a lot more people like me. just here to thank the community.

META(?): Mod, please do your job

Every day about 60-70% of the posts on this sub are teenagers or people with terrible puns posting their pick-up lines. Most of them aren’t even lines, just s**... phrases thrown in to seem like one. Scroll down the past week to see what I mean.

You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h

I hope no one posted diz yet

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Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

(I saw this pick up line elsewhere but I just had to post it)


Cheesy post Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

If life's a movie...

Then you're the best part.


(Don't know if this as been posted or not. Sorry if it has been)

I’ll assign you a post, but I really don’t mind if you blow it

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

Baby, I wanna be on you like a barnacle...

...because you're my rock.

(Ok, I know this is wicked cheesy, but I'm baked rn so I have to post it or I'll forget)


Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

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Working Post tinder opener

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

Corny post Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Post conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Is that a hard post in your inventory? Or you are just happy to see me?

[Meta] Can we please ban the comment 'Nice'

Im so sick of seeing posts with pretty much all the comments being 'nice' all because of that bot that gives you points or whatever.

Having 98% of comments be the same thing removes the entire purpose of the comment section, nothing relevant ever gets added now.

I can only speak for myself so let me (and the mods) know what you think of this by commenting.

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

Math pickup line
So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

Just thought of this and had to write it down

If a girl you like posts a snap story of her walking on the beach, ask her “What do you and crushed sand have in common?”
“You’re both so fine”

I might have to get an inhaler because you keep taking my breath away.

300 upvotes and I'll use this on someone and post ss 🤪

I’d like to have her on my post.

Petition to block Nice Comments from Posts

It was not too long that the comments were also interesting to read but nowerdays all I can see is Nice, Mods can you please block the Nice Comments from bulk


You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.

You be the stamp and I will be the envelope – you can be on top of me tonight back at my place.

Roses are red violets are blue the only rose I need is between your leg 1 and 2.

I came up with something i have no use of so im posting it here

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Using good and smooth Post hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

If you spell uno backwards it's On- U and that's where I wanna be.

Found thus pickup line on Instagram and thought it was worth posting here.

If the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work

hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?

Hey girl, your eyes are so beautiful they are giving me astigmatism

I was planning on using this on my girlfriend but thought I would post it here just to see if this is a good compliment

I just want to say

**My love for you is like the number of pickuplines on the ongoing war that are being posted on this subreddit these days,**

**It's a lot, and you may like it a lil in the beginning but it'll soon start to get pretty annoying :)**

Girl are you a Reddit award given to my post?
Because I having you seems like an achievement :)

Roses are red, you are a cutie...

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

(I’m sure this has already been posted here so if it has I’m sorry)

On a scale of 1 to 10

You're 9 and I'm the 1 you need..


I'm not sure if this has been posted earlier.. Just thought it was cute..

'ey girl you on reddit?

'Cause I wanna post you over and over again.


Hey baby, are you a Warp Pipe?

'Cause when I slide into you, you take me to another world!

(Said it to the girlfriend and she lost it, told me to post)

Are you a Canvas Discussion Post?

Because I think you are really cool and interesting

Roses are red violets are blue i have a std now you do to

I think i have to write here so this post can get posted

HA HA HA

Are you a reddit post cause i will use you again n again

Do you work for the post office? Because I could have sworn you were checking out my package.

You can call me Luka Magnotta

Because I’m going to do unspeakable things to your cat and post it online

Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Post love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Post chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.