Hey, are you a door ? Cause u're A Door Able

Don't attack me people, my first post here

Are you http?

Because without you I’m just :// and insecure.

P.S.: Saw this in top posts of this subreddit and added the last bit.

You excite me more than the cast list being posted.

The post modernists say that perfection is unattainable. So tell me Perfect, is it true?

Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta.

Postmates? More like Post-dates. Let's turn this into a dinner date.

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.

Do you prefer engaging with my post or clicking my links?

The post office may be closed, but I'll still deliver my package inside you.

"Haha, you're quite a character! What else do you enjoy doing besides posting cryptic messages online?"

Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."

"Yes, just graduated! It's like a weight lifted. What about you? Do you remember your post-uni feeling?"

"Just like Cafeteria's melody, your charm has me in a beautiful harmony, want to make our own soundtrack?"

"Well, 'nothing' can sometimes be the perfect canvas for something amazing. What's your idea of a perfect day?"

"Your comment sparked a light, your words so witty, bright. Indeed, you've caught my sight, in the day or darkest night."

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection when I see your Instagram posts."

"Are you posting Instagram stories, or casting spells? Those eyes and lips are pure magic."

"That sky in your picture is beautiful, but it can't compare to your eyes."

"Are you a YouTube algorithm? Because I can't help but keep clicking on you, Khushi!"

"Baking might be your forte, but darling, you're the main course in my eyes."

"Did you forget to reply or was your response lost in the post with my Hogwarts acceptance letter?"

"Are you an Instagram post? Because I can't help but double tap when I see your picture."

"Is your address in heaven? Because handling your package feels like a blessing from above."

"Can I cook you up a post-gym meal? Because your physique is more enticing than any dessert."

"Well, your modesty is refreshing! Looking forward to the day you unveil your magnum opus. Keep me posted, Spielberg!"

"Is that an 'H' I see in your eyes? Because I think we might be having a Hakim-chemistry connection here."

"That's some hot cookie action, but nothing can outshine the heat you're radiating in that kitchen."

"Your face may get dry post-skincare, sweetheart, but your adorable glow keeps my love for you perpetually hydrated."

"Hey Khushi, is your heart as captivating as your YouTube channel, because I find myself helplessly subscribed to both."

"Your photos caught my eye, but your interesting posts made me want to get to know you more."

"Saw your 'felt cute might delete later' post, but with your beauty, there's no delete button in my mind."

"Your profile picture caught my eye, but your posts captured my heart. Coffee sometime?"

"You must be a special delivery, because my heart skips a beat every time I see you."

"Well, your comment did raise the bar on my post and made it extra special."

"Like a priority package from Canada Post, your beauty is express-delivered straight to my heart."

"How about we turn your post-game shower into a steamy dual effort? I've got the perfect touch for your tough build."

"Your post radiates with flair so fine, like a precious gem, you truly shine. Let's explore this connection, in time we'll intertwine."

"Are you a stamp? Because I can't resist the urge to stick with you all the time."

"You're posting Gunna's Cafeteria, but your beauty could inspire a whole album. Can I be your co-artist?"

"Are you a certified letter? Because I've been tracking you in my dreams all night long."

"I guess my posts are more interesting with your comments sprinkled on them!"

"Your sky pic just proves, even nature can't match the celestial beauty in your eyes."

"Your IG posts are a sight for sore eyes, but they're not enough. Can I slide into your DMs for more?"

"Do you have a map? Cause I just got lost in the maze of your latest Instagram post."

"You know, your smile post our intimate rendezvous was brighter than any star I've ever seen."

"Seeing that we share a location, how about we share a conversation too? How's your evening going?"

Math pickup line

So this works best through texting. You start out with "Hey can you help me with a math problem?" Wether they say they're good at math or not most will try to help you. Say "The problem is X+U=25." They'll usually ask what they need to solve for you or what the problem is asking you to do. Just sort of ignore it and go for the punchline "Its gotta be X equals 15 because U sure are a 10." I just tried it on my friends and it went over pretty well.

I don't know if it's been posted before but it's pretty fun to try. I got this off /r/teenagers a while ago.

"Do you have a map to the stars? Because every time I look into your eyes, I see a whole universe."

"Ah, a person of few words. Intriguing. Keep me guessing, it's a bit seductive."

"Baking cookies, huh? Is it just me, or is your smile even sweeter than those cookies?"

"Do you work at the post office? Because everytime I see you, I feel like I've just received first-class love."

"Ever need a sous chef to whip up a post-gym dinner? I promise, I'll let you control the seasonings."

"I thought I saw the cutest thing today, until I opened your Snapchat and that kitty purred me wrong."

"Say, you like band and cigarettes? How about we make music together then light one up post-encore?"

"Your picture captured the sky beautifully, but I'm more captivated by your radiance."

"Seeing you bake those cookies, I can't help but wonder how much sweeter you must be."

"Ah, the mysterious type, I see! Keeping me guessing only makes you more intriguing, huh? I'm up for the challenge!"

"Are your eyes Google Maps? Because I keep getting lost in them."

"I love the keen eye. Are you always this observant? It's a refreshing trait."

"Just noticed we're at the same spot. Is your Wi-Fi acting up too, or are we just synced on a romantic level?"

"Your photo of the sky's breathtaking, but not as breathtaking as you."

"You've captured the sky beautifully, but it's still no competition to your irresistible allure."

"Just passing by and your post caught my eye, are you WiFi? 'Cause I'm feeling a strong connection right now."

"Are you a post-shower breeze? Because you bring such a refreshing vibe that's hard to resist."

"Your cookies may look sweet, but they've got nothing on your irresistible smile."

"Seeing you bake makes my dough rise, hope your cookies aren't the only thing you're making hot tonight."

"Your beauty outshines even the most breathtaking skylines."