50 Post Apocalyptic Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Post Apocalyptic rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about post apocalyptic, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Post Apocalyptic Pickup Lines

A good Post Apocalyptic hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Last chance to jump up on the bar and show your boobs. It's not like it's going to show up on YouTube.
Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out the sun for generations."
You are so beautiful it makes me even dizzier than the radiation poisoning.
hey girl, it's the end of the end of the world wanna help my pole shift?
Didn’t I see you on Facebook before all this happened? It’s funny that we would meet here like this. It must be fate. (John Connor)
They say cockroaches are the only things that can survive a nuclear blast. So... wouldn't you feel a little safer if you had the first half of that word in you?

Short and cute post apocalyptic pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about post apocalyptic are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos. (Zombie)

Baby, your skin is as soft as Kleenex. And as thin, papery and prone to ripping.

Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.

Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

Do you come here to pillage often?

Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)

Cheesy post apocalyptic Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?

Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.

Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.

Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker

Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)

Corny post apocalyptic Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Post Apocalyptic conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.

How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?

I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.

I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

A good post apocalyptic Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Post Apocalyptic hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.

I’d give my right arm for a date with you. Here you go! (Zombie)

I am literally the last man alive. Have kiss with me. Please.

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me and then let me eat it? (Zombie)

If it is the end of the world, I'm glad I met you first.

If my lungs still worked, you would totally take my breath away! (Zombie)

If the world ends tonight, can I be in your end?

If we are forced into cannibalism, the first thing I am going to bite is your booty.

If you don’t go out with me, I’ll tell the machines where you are hiding. Just kidding…………….maybe. (John Connor)

Is it hot in here or is it just you? The polar ice caps have melted, so it's probably the former, but I just thought I'd ask.

Is that a mutation or are you happy to see me?

Is that a radiation-induced tumor growing out of your inner thigh or are you just happy to see me?

Is that another earthquake? Quick! Duck and get under my covers! (Earthquake)

It's the end of the world, and you're drinking that? Let me get you something better.

Its the end of the world, will you be Mayan?

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Post Apocalyptic love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Post Apocalyptic chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.