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Top 50 Post Apocalyptic Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Post Apocalyptic chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. You are so funny you almost make me forget.


  2. Are your feet tired? Because you’ve been shambling and lurching through my mind all day. (Zombie)

  3. As a matter of fact, I *am* Edward James Olmos. (Zombie)

  4. Baby you put the "ass" in asteroid colliding with the earth and releasing enough dust to block out th esun for generations."

  5. Baby, your skin is as soft as Kleenex. And as thin, papery and prone to ripping.

  6. Being part of The Resistance does not mean saying “NO” to me. (John Connor)

  7. Did a nuke just go off in my pants? Because it looks like there's a big mushroom cloud forming down there.

  8. Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? Or when you landed on that sharp stick? You should probably take that out, you know. (Zombie)

  9. Didn’t you say “If I was the last man on earth”? Looks like we’re getting pretty close. (John Connor)

  10. Do you come here to pillage often?

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Funny post apocalyptic pickup lines

Don't worry. If there's another quake, I'm something sturdy you can hide under. (Earthquake)

Even if it is the end of the world, there's still time to fix my dance moves. Can you help?

Girl you are so fine! I wouldn’t even care if you were a Terminator. You could kill me with those sexy red eyes. (John Connor)

Hey baby, can I buy you a drink or potable water?

Hey baby, I'm gonna leave you like the population of earth after the meteor hits, screaming, bleeding, and on fire.

Hey baby, that biohazard suit looks good on you but it'd look better on the floor of my bomb shelter.

Hey Baby, that self-contained re-hydrating anti-radiation suit looks great on you, but it would look even better on the floor of my bunker

Hey girl, where's the fire? Other than that one over there.

Hey sexy. What's shakin'? (Earthquake)

Hey, the world ends tonight, you don't have to worry about my herpes!

Hopefully the world doesn't end today because I think you might just be my reason to live.

How did someone as rapturously gorgeous as you not get raptured?

I am literally the last man alive. Have sex with me. Please.

I couldn't imagine spending my last hours on earth with anyone other than you.

I don’t know about an earthquake, but I’d sure like to make your plates shift. (Earthquake)

I have needs that cannibalism just can’t satisfy. (Zombie)

I just couldn't leave the earth without talking to you.

I know you're worried about all of this end of the world business, you better stay with me tonight just in case.

I like my women like I like my tequila… cold and stiff. And, of course, that whole worm thing. (Zombie)

I love you for your braaaaaaaaains! (Zombie)

I love you more than non-perishable food items.

I promise to love, honor and cherish you until the end of the time.

No need to evacuate, baby, I'm built rock solid. (Earthquake)

I'm even more afraid of losing you than I am of what we're going to have to do when the food rations run out.

I'm pretty scared that the end of the world is coming, especially since I haven't even gotten your number yet.