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Top 31 Hippie Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hippie pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.

  2. I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.

  3. If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.

  4. Damn girl, I hope you have an open mind because I have quite the night planned for us.

  5. It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.

  6. Let's get trippy together barefoot.

  7. Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

  8. Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

  9. Damn, baby, I think you just stole my face and my heart.

  10. Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

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For when you're ready to leave the party.

That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?

My van's parked outside. Let's say you and I just take a ride down to the beach and check out the stars?

I like that you don't shave...

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Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

So, do you come to this abortion clinic often?

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Wanna go back to my place for a little "fair trade?"

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I just love the way you’ve styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.

Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

You have that earthy sexy look going you'll get a job.

Hey girl, are you a hippy?

Cuz i cum in peace.