28 Hippie Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Hippie rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about hippie, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Hippie Pickup Lines

A good Hippie hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I don't normally go down on girls, but I can't resist the way you play them bongos.
I can tie cherry stems into dreads with my tongue.
If you join this drum circle you're sure to get a good bang.
It's all about love and drugs, baby. Can you be my love and I'll be your drug.
Let's get trippy together barefoot.
Hey babe, I’m a traveling hippie group. Mind if i go through your secret tunnel?

Short and cute hippie pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about hippie are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey baby, I've got you two tickets to the gun show...Let's use them to go and protest gun-related violence!

Do yoga with me as the sun is rising?

For when you're ready to leave the party.

That's a nice hammock. Does it fit two?

I can't stop thinking about kissing your soft lips and running my hands thru your dreaded leg hair.

I like that you don't shave...

Want to come over and feel my new bamboo sheets?

Cheesy hippie Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

So, do you come to this abortion clinic often?

Let's go rainbow searching and fountain swimming so I know it's real.

I'm undressing you with my 3rd eye.

If we were trees. We'd be of the same species.

If I were recycled paper, would you be my organic ink?

Astral project with me, so I question how real this reality actually is.

Does it smell like w**......Or is it just you?

Corny hippie Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Hippie conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I just love the way you’ve styled the hair on your legs. Do the cornrows go all the way up?

I'd share my bar of soap with you.

Let's take off each other's clothes... and then run in the fields together.

Let’s do it like they do it in Libya. No protection required.

My carbon footprint is the only part of me that's small.

You have that earthy sexy look going you'll get a job.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Hippie love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Hippie chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.