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Top 12 Nerdy Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of cool and highly effective Nerdy rizz lines that are sure to make an impact! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny Nerdy pick-up lines, conversations starters, and great comebacks when you're put on the spot and elevate your rizz.

  1. Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

    Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.

  2. Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

    Is your discriminant zero?

    Because you're my only solution.

  3. I gotcha a (nerdy) list

    Are you that note I messed up in rehearsal today? *Because I can't stop thinking about you.*

    Are you a fermata? *Because I want to hold you.*

    Hey, do you want to borrow my tuner? *Because you're looking real sharp.*

    Are you parked prestissimo? *Because you're dashing*.

    You must be a two octave sixteenth note run, because you leave me breathless.

    Are you the key signature? *Because I miss you constantly.*

    My love for you is like the cello line in Pachelbel's Canon... neverending.

    Are you a practice room? *Because I really want you and I hope you're not taken.*

    You must be augmented because my love for you won't diminish.

    My favorite element on the periodic table must be uranium, because I am in love with U.

    Our love will be like pi: irrational and neverending.

    Are you a carbon sample? *Because I want to date you.*

    Between DNA and RNA, I like RNA better because it has U in it.

    Do you produce energy by harnessing the flow of water? Because dam.

  4. Is that a fermata on your hand?

    Because I want to hold it.

    (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

  5. How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

    “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

    Nerdy one

  6. Nerdy Algorithms

    Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

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What is a Nerdy pickup line?

Working short nerdy pickup lines to impress a girl

(Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

Because your curve goes on forever

For computer nerds - Nerdy

I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you show me how to get to your place?

And you’d like point at the map in a really nerdy way, and make them laugh.

It’s great when there’s the physical delivery, too.

Your body is so out of this world...

I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

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This is a funny Nerdy pickup line!

Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)


Choose only well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nerdy phrases are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life. It is often awkward using smooth Nerdy lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.