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Top 11 Nerdy Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nerdy pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Some pokemon for anyone slightly nerdy

    Charmeleons are red, Blastoise are blue, if you were a pokemon, I would choose you.

  2. Nerdy - A math one for all you nerds

    Is your discriminant zero?

    Because you're my only solution.

  3. Is that a fermata on your hand?

    Because I want to hold it.

    (Non-music nerds: fermata = music thing that means hold a note) Nerdy

  4. How do you impress a hot computer nerd chick sitting over at the coffee shop?

    “Are you an exception? Let me catch you.”

    Nerdy one

  5. Nerdy Algorithms

    Baby, are you an algorithm? Because I'd like to insert(ion) sort you with my array all night.

  6. (Nerdy) dang girl are you a sinusoidal plot?

    Because your curve goes on forever

  7. For computer nerds - Nerdy

    I'd love to put my USB into your port. 00101000 00100000 01100001 10110000 00100000 01011100 10010110 00100000 01100001 10110000 00101001

  8. Your body is so out of this world...

    I need a billion dollars and a falcon heavy to get in uranus.

    (Nerdy pick up line)

  9. Need something geeky for a girl

    Harry potter fan, geek, nerd, would like to talk about WW2 or blackholes.

    Nerdy one

  10. Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you show me how to get to your place?

    And you’d like point at the map in a really nerdy way, and make them laugh.

    It’s great when there’s the physical delivery, too.

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Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I want to run all the way with you. (For the nerdy runner.)