42 Naughty Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Naughty rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about naughty, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Naughty Pickup Lines

A good Naughty hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan.

Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.
How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)
Girl are you ready to get naughty? Because did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?
Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.

Short and cute naughty pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about naughty are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you looking for a naughty boy?

Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

Hey are you the god of mischief…? Because I am feeling naughty tonight.

Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

I just wanna be on ur to-do list

A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)

"Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

Save Santa's trip
Let's both be naughty naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there?

Cheesy naughty Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Are you a conspiracy theory?

Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

Hi..is your name Nadia?
Cause you got naughty in your eyes looking at me.

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

Are you from Pakistan?

Cuz I really wannUrdu naughty things to you.

This line works 100%: "Hey N a d i a! Hey are you N a d i a?"

Cause you got some Naughty Eyes! (wink, smirk)

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

Corny naughty Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Naughty conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

I can get you off the Naughty List.

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white?

I invented the Naughty List…

I’ve been a naughty school boy. You should teach me a lesson.

Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

A good naughty Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Naughty hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?

I'm looking at you looking at me being so naughty.

I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you?

You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

When Korach sinned, the earth swallowed him up. When you're naughty, I'll swallow you up.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Naughty love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Naughty chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.