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Top 42 Naughty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Naughty pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Naughty tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan.

    Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.

  2. I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

  3. You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

  4. How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)

  5. Girl are you ready to get naughty? Because did it hurt when you fell from the heavens?

  6. Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.

  7. Are you looking for a naughty boy?

    Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

  8. Hey are you the god of mischief…? Because I am feeling naughty tonight.

  9. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  10. I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

    I just wanna be on ur to-do list


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What is a Naughty pickup line?

Working naughty pickup lines

Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)

"Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

Save Santa's trip

Let's both be naughty naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there?

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This is a funny Naughty pickup line!

Are you a conspiracy theory?

Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

Hi..is your name Nadia?
Cause you got naughty in your eyes looking at me.

Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

This line works 100%: "Hey N a d i a! Hey are you N a d i a?"

Cause you got some Naughty Eyes! (wink, smirk)

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

Are you from Pakistan?

Cuz I really wannUrdu naughty things to you.

I can get you off the Naughty List.

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

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Working Naughty tinder opener

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white?

I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you?

I invented the Naughty List…

If you're lucky, I'll put you on the naughty list.

Mistress provides Dobby with clothes? Naughty.

Hi, I'm the Easter Bunny and I don't care if you are naughty or nice!

Are you Tuesday? Because you are a naughty naughty girl.

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?