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Top 40 Naughty Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Naughty pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Naughty conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

  1. Knock knock! Who's there? Ivan.

    Ivan who? Ivan to do something naughty with you.

  2. I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!

  3. You've been naughty. I might have to cast you out...of my bed.

  4. How nice do i have to be to get on your naughty list? ;)

  5. Girl you so naughty that I better call saul.

  6. Are you looking for a naughty boy?

    Because I only wash my hands for 19 seconds.

  7. Are you looking for a naughty experience? I only washed my hands for 19 seconds.

  8. I don't care if I'm on ur naughty list or ur nice list

    I just wanna be on ur to-do list

  9. Let's be naughty and save santa the trip!

  10. A little bit naughty (and cringey for some)

    "Are you my favorite pair of jeans? Bc I'd love to cuff you and have you snug around my legs."

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Save Santa's trip
Let's both be naughty naughty this year and save Santa the trip.

Did you make Santa’s Naughty List this year?

Need yelp getting there?

Very naughty, very original (I think)

Are you a fruit store? Cos I want to eat your melons

Are you a conspiracy theory?

Because I wanna get illuminati (pronounced: Illumi-NAUGHTY) with you!

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Are you looking for a naughty girl?

Because I only washed my hands for 19 seconds

Are you from Pakistan?

Cuz I really wannUrdu naughty things to you.

This line works 100%: "Hey N a d i a! Hey are you N a d i a?"

Cause you got some Naughty Eyes! (wink, smirk)

You want excitement, huh?

Tally ho, my fine saucy young trollop! Trip along here with all your cash and some naughty night attire, and you'll be staring at my bedroom ceiling from now until Christmas, you lucky tart! Yours, with the deepest respect etc. Signed, George. P.S. Woof, woof!

Let's pretend that you are my boss. So here goes, Happy Birthday Boss! From your naughty secretary who is going to give a very special gift tonight.

Want to be extra naughty and buy non-organic strawberries to dip in chocolate?

You have been very naughty. Go to my room!

I'm looking at you looking at me being so naughty.

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When Korach sinned, the earth swallowed him up. When you're naughty, I'll swallow you up.

Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to fill up some negative space.

I just got this naughty list from Santa and I'm pretty sure you're on it.

You are the reason Santa even has a naughty list.

I can get you off the Naughty List.

I've checked it twice, and I'm sure you're on my "naughty" list.

I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

Screw the nice list, I've got you on my "nice and naughty list!

What's a nice girl like you doing on a naughty list like this?

What's a naughty thing like you doing wearing white?

I've been VERY NAUGHTY. You'll have to put me in the stocks and "PUNISH" me, now won't you?