Tell me, is your heart as cold and black as your eyes?

It's cold outside baby, let's play Empire Strikes Back. You can be a Tauntaun and I'll get inside you.

I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Brrr! My arms are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving mantle?

It's so cold I can't feel my thighs! Can you feel my thighs?

I'm not a snowman,

but you make my heart melt.

You look cold. Wanna wear my Pendleton jacket?

My beans are cold could you warm them up?

Are you bifrost? Because i feel sad if u give me the cold shoulder...

Are you feeling cold, because I could be your Holy Ghost.

Are you a blanket?

Because It's too cold now and I want you to be over me in my bed

I just wanna eat you all up, then put a bit of you in the fridge then eat you all over again when you're cold.

Girl, let's transform this cold snap into some polar vorsex.

Is this Heaven, or just heavy cloud cover caused by an incoming cold front?

If you need to take it slow, I can cold-brew.

I may have Cold Hands sweetheart but I have a warm touch.

Knock, knock! Who’s there? Police.

Police who? Police, it’s cold out here.

Baby you could even make the Cold War hot!

Can I have your phone number so I can protect your digits from the cold?

A girl tried some polar vortex pick up lines on me once. I just gave her the cold shoulder.

You look cold in the morning. Want to use me as a blanket?

My sausages are cold, could you warm them up?

The hot dog's getting cold. Let's put in your oven to make it juicy again.

Girl, did you fall from heaven? Because it's so cold, I'm looking for signs of the Apocalypse.

Hey babe, how about some prosciutto and some s**...? [Slap] HEY! What's wrong, you don't like prosciutto?

Screw me if I'm wrong, but it's freezing in this cold desert.

The warmth of life led me directly to you in this cold god-forsaken place

My igloo is cold, can I sleep with you tonight?

When your hands are cold you sit on them. You know my face is pretty cold.

Do you like pudding? Because after I finish my sandwich I'll be pudding this d**... in your mouth

Someone as hot as you must find it difficult to do cold readings.

I am naturally cold-blooded, but how about you give me a chance to warm up.

If you're cold you can hug me for warmth and maybe a little something else...

I know about pain and suffering and being cold. But I just wanna f**... (Pigs In Zen)

I'm glad I bought spare socks… You're giving me cold feet.

Babe, you have a fiancée? No worries because I got the warms socks for your cold feet.

It's cold outside baby, let's rollback the covers and snuggle.

Are you cold? You look like you could use some hot chocolate… Well, I got some sweet white chocolate.

Cold hands are meant for warm pants. Come be my skiing partner tonight.

Do you like Cool Whip on your pie, because its gonna be Cool to whip this d**... in yo face

Hey my hands are kinda cold

Can you warm mine up with yours?

You are so hot that even on a cold winter night my p**... would stand for you.

Do like meat and ass? Can i stick my meat in your ass

Are you Phoenix? Your flame warms up my cold soul.

I don't know much about sandwich but DAMN you make the cheese melts inside my grill cheese sandwich

Are your hands cold? Don't worry, my pants are warm.

Do you like chocolate, because your gonna choke a lot on this d**...

"Is your name Frankfurt? Because you're sizzling hot like a bratwurst on a cold German night."

"How about we share a bed and a blanket? It's too cold outside but I'm certain it would be warmer next to you."

"Your icy veneer may keep others at bay, but it only draws me closer. Can I be the warmth to your cold?"

"Is your attitude as cold as ice? Cause I'd love the challenge of warming you up."

"Oh, it's cold there? You should try my patented 'jacket potato' method - you curl up in a blanket, pretending you're a cozy spud."

If the weather's got you feeling cold, I'd be happy to warm you up anytime.

"Are you a fire? 'Cause I'm ready to dive in and get burned by your heat."

"You're so cool it's hot, babe. Let's heat things up with some one-on-one time."

I may not be able to change the weather, but I can definitely warm up your day with my charm.

"Are we at the North Pole? Because every time I see you, my heart freezes."

"Ever gazed at a cold star, darling? Because when I look at you, I see an infinite universe waiting to be explored."

"Got shot by a skeleton, huh? Guess it knew only something as cold as death could handle your stunning beauty."

"'Awwwww', huh? Careful, or you'll unfreeze my cold, coffee-addicted heart!"

"If throwing me in cold water is the plan, I hope you're ready for things to get steamy."

"Sounds like an epic battle: Team Cold Shower vs Team Cozy Bed. Which one will win tonight?"

"Is your name 'Adrenaline'? Because my heart races every time I read about your skydiving and cold pizza adventures."

"Is it chilly out, or is that just the chill you send down my spine every time I see you?"

Is it just me, or is your fever making you even hotter than usual?

"Is it just the cold, or do I need your warm hugs to melt my heart?"

"Do you like to hike? Because I just can't summit up the courage to express how refreshing you are than a cold beer."

"A cold shower sounds refreshing! But if you choose the bed, how about a good book to accompany you?"

"Hot coffee for those cozy mornings, cold for the adventurous nights. Sounds like you know how to keep things spicy 😉 What’s your favorite brew?"

You're as warm and cozy as a blanket on a cold night. Can I wrap myself around you?

"Can I be your personal heater? Because when I saw you, my heart instantly warmed up."

Are you made of cough syrup? Because you're the perfect remedy for a cold heart.

"Is it cold or is it just me? Could we share a blanket... and maybe some body heat too?"

"Just like a campfire on a cold night, your radiant beauty brings warmth and light into my life."

"That's a perfect excuse for a warm, cozy chat then. There's certainly no shortage of heat on this side 😉"

"Even if your attitude is as cold as winter, your smile still feels like the warmest spring to me."

It's a symphony of flavors - hops, malt, and a hint of caramel. Would love to share a cold one with you sometime! 🍻

"Are you cold? Because I could offer you my sweater sleeves and a warm smile to go with it."

Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?

Let me be your cozy blanket on this chilly night; I'll make sure to leave you feeling hot.

"Is your name Spice? Because your presence just turned my world from ice-cold to Level 5 bussin' hot."

You look like a cold glass of water. And it feels like I’ve been in the desert forever.

"I'm shivering without you here. Let's cuddle up and create some steam together."

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because with that new air conditioner, you must be cold!

"Are you feeling under the weather? Let me be your remedy with some warm tea and cozy cuddles."

Are you cold? 'Cause you've got me shivering, but I promise to keep you warm.

"Just like a cold star, you make me shiver Jaden; but baby, your light still warms my universe!"

"Is your heart as towering as you? Because I'm falling for its icy allure."

Hey girl are you a teddy bear?

Cause I want to fall asleep with you in my arms and wake up with your cold dead eyes still watching me.

"When you close your eyes, my world turns cold, your dreams are gold that my heart longs to hold."

Are you a Frozo? 'Cause whenever I see you, my heart goes from cold to bold!

"If I were a student in your class, I'd never want summer break to come."

"Are you Medusa? Because every time I look at you, I'm stone-cold captivated by your beauty."

Your eyes are as cold as winter, but I'd love to melt that frost with a kiss.

"Is your heart as analytical as your mind? Because I've been trying to interpret these feelings you've graphed onto mine."

"Well, if you're as cool as the weather, we both could use a witty joke to melt the ice!"

"Don't hit that block button, darling. Your body's way too hot... it's melting my ice-cold heart."

"Ah, feeling cold? I can't mail you a sweater but how about some warm conversation? It's homemade!"

"Oh, I wish I could have shared my favorite cozy blanket to warm up your night a bit."

My ears are cold....

Can I use your thighs to warm them up?

"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears... and I'm left alone with this knife-wielding maniac."

"Your icy demeanor has me burning up, darling. Mind cooling me down with a date?"

"Are you the sun? Because you've just turned my world from cold to incredibly hot."

"Baby, they call me Jaden but with you, I'd be your warming sun to your cold beautiful star."

"Are you a blanket? Because even during harmattan, you've got me losing sleep from the heat you generate."

"Can I be your heater in this harmattan season? Because every night, I dream of warming your chilly slumbers."

Feeling cold? Let me be your personal space heater while we cuddle all night long.

"In a world full of darkness and cold, your soul is the light that I want to hold."

I must be a blanket, because I can't help but want to warm you up.

"In the winter's chill, your warmth I seek, your beauty shines bright, in whispers so sleek."

"In the chill of your gaze, I find warmth's embrace, a beauty so bright, it lights up this space."

"When you drift to sleep, my world turns cold, your presence, darling, is pure gold."

"Are you a math problem? Because I can't seem to figure you out, but I'm definitely intrigued."

"Just like hot chocolate, you're hot, sweet, and impossible to resist, especially on a cold lonely night."

"Nights without you are a chilling ode, your slumber turns my world cold."

If revenge is a dish best served cold, you're the warm and kind soul I long to hold.

Your rosy cheeks are a sight to behold, like a delicate flower in the cold. Your charm never grows old.

"Doesn't it get cold, being so hot without a shirt?"

"If intelligence is attractive, then we must be a perfect match. Care to discuss some chemistry?"

"Cold? I recommend the 'IGLOO' technique - Ignore Grim Low Outdoor Occurrences and stay inside with warm tea and good company. Like me!"

"Your frosty attitude is just the challenge I need to ignite some warmth."

"Our mutual love for cold coffee is uncanny, much like my undeniable attraction to your irresistible allure."

Are you a fever? Because you've got me burning up and feeling all hot inside.

Valeera Sangulnar: Your love warms my Cold Blood.

"Looks like you’re in a hot situation! Need me to send over my superhero fan repair skills? I’ll bring the cold drinks too! 😉"

Even with a fever, your smile still shines brighter than the sun. You're the cutest sick girl ever.

"Can I be your personal heater? Because when I'm near you, I swear the temperature rises."

Aren't you cold in that dress?

"Do I need a flu shot or is your smile just contagious? Because suddenly, I don't feel so cold anymore."

"I must be snowflake because I've fallen for your warmth, may I share in it?"