The Pick Up Lines

Hot pickup lines for girls or guys at Tinder and chat

Top 50 Hot Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hot pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. You're so hot,

    even my zipper is falling for you.

  2. Are you a Molotov?

    Cause you’re hot enough to smash

  3. If your a candle wick and I’m the wax..

    Then I’m always melting when I’m close but I’ll be there to hold you up when you’re not feeling so hot.

  4. Sorry, I would’ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

    I guess you’re just too hot for tinder🥵

  5. Consider me a firefighter!

    I find you hot and I leave you wet

  6. Do you like hot foods

    If so, you definitely are what you eat

  7. Damn girl, are you climate change?

    Cause you’re hot as fuck but i don’t see a future between us

  8. Damn girl, are you a Core i5 2700k running battlefield 5 and full graphics?

    Cause your so hot your gonna start a fire

  9. If you were a Netflix series, do you know what would you be?

    Too hot to handle🥵

  10. Are you a car on a hot summer day?

    Because I want to put a baby in you



Funny hot pickup lines

If you were a machine......
You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Since you already work in a bakery

Can you whip me?

Can you give those hot buns?

Can you whip some cream for me?

Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

You are really hot, are you a cop?
Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

Girl, are you from the Amazon?

Because you’re the full package. Just kidding, it’s because you are so hot, you’re on fire!

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

You must be Campfire.

Coz you're super hot and I want s'more.

Are you a pillow?

Because I like to flip you over when it's getting hot.

I’ve had 6 of these work but my go to is the eyes one

I’ve made a complaint about you to google maps for not listing you as the best place to eat out

i’m the chicken you’re the egg let’s see who actually comes first

*if she has braces* glad I have the money for bail cus I wanna put my kids behind those bars

Me: Can you yawn for me?
Her:(yawns)
Me: yeah it'll fit

Damn baby is you name rapunzel cus I wanna pull your hair tonight

Are you good at algebra, I was hoping you could replace my x without asking y

Me:
*points to the ground* "I think you dropped something"
her "what is it?"
me " your standards hi my name is Noah”

I would say ur beautiful but true beauty is on the inside and I haven’t been inside yet

*if she says she’s on her period*
A period doesnt stop anything but a sentence
Or
I enjoy my tuna w hot sauce

Oh I like your outfit... but it would look better on my bedroom floor

Only thing that should seperate our love... is latex

Roses are okay
violets are fine
And so are you
So you be the 6 and I’ll be the 9

Can you tell me if this rag smells like chloroform?

Yk they say eyes are the windows into the soul but yours look more like the gates of heaven how bout I get that snap

One leg is Thanksgiving. The other is Christmas. Let’s meet between the holidays?

Does that cake come with icing? Or do I have to ice it myself?

Let’s role play
You be iraq and I’ll be ummmmmm a bomber plane so I can drop my load on you

wanna come back to my place? my couch pulls out and so do I

*if she likes Harry Potter* Did you go to hogwarts? Cuz id love nothing more than to slitherin to your chamber of secrets


Did you ever play for the bulls? Bc when I saw you my D rose

The foot ball one

*hears siren noises* you better run the cops are comin cus it’s illegal to be that hot

Do you like chocolate cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

Are you my cousin, cus I wanna fuck the shit outta you

*Random Question* cus I want you to lick my nuts

You have summin on your face, oh wait it’s just my balls/it’s just the most beautiful smile

*take a bite of food* this food is really good but I’d much rather be eating your ass right now

I’m so jealous of your guts rn cause they’re inside of you and I’m not

*just fuckin scream it* date me or I’ll burn down your house

I’m no dentist put I sure can fill your cavities

Are you a doughnut cus you are soft, sweet, curvy and pretty soon glazed and cream filled

Hey girl, are you the centre of the earth?

I somehow want to relate it to her being hot or something along those lines. Any help is appreciated

Are you a hotplate

Because you are really hot

Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

Hey girl, do you have an externally-located scrotum?

Because your body is really hot

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Are you a 2011 MacBook Pro?

Cuz ur hot as fu*k

Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

Are you an Intel CPU?

Cause you're really hot

You're so hot, you melt the polyester in my Class A Uniform.

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?