If you were a Netflix series, do you know what would you be?

Too hot to handle🥵

Are you a car on a hot summer day?

Because I want to put a baby in you

If you were a machine......

You're so hot, you'd be overheating.

Hey, you are looking hot and suspicious

I need to take you out and inspect you.

Girl, do you run a hot dog cart?

Cause you really know how to make a wiener stand.

(Disclosure: I’m female but this still made me laugh)

Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

I'm like a firefighter if I find u hot I'll leave u wet

You are really hot, are you a cop?

Just making sure because if we ever hooked up, I’d finish so fast you’d have to write me a ticket.

Do you have sunscreen?🧴 Cause

I don't wanna be under 2 hot things at the same time

You must be Campfire.

Coz you're super hot and I want s'more.

Are you a pillow?

Because I like to flip you over when it's getting hot.

Are you a hotplate

Because you are really hot

Are you pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

Because not only are you smoking hot, you take my breath away.

Are you a microwave

Because I wanna put my hot dog in you until it explodes

Did you know that I'm a firefighter ?

I find them hot and then leave them wet

Grass is green, you’re as hot as the nether

Let’s build a house, and put our beds together

Hey girl are you 1,420,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 degrees Celsius?

Cuz you absolutely hot.

I'm like a fireman..

..I find them hot and leave them wet

You're so hot, you melt the polyester in my Class A Uniform.

I don't need a transducer because I know you're hot!

Hey gurl, is it hot in here or is that just the Holy Spirit burning inside of you?

It's getting hot in herre, let's create a cap-and-trade scheme.

Honey, you’re like a Balrog… smoking hot.

I wrote you a poem

I wrote you a poem to tell you you’re cute

And you look mighty fine in a swim suit

Some would say you’re too hot for me

But I think we are meant to be.

Now coming to the end, may i ask for the snap?

Because that face id love to kiss

Are you an Ember seed? Because I think you are smokin' hot.

Hey girl, are u the bottom of my laptop cause ur HOT.

Yo, excuse me can I check your temperature because you lookin' really hot.

The weather isn't the only thing that's hot.

Honey you're so hot, i wanna set you up and use you as my stove.

Boy let me make you a nice, hot tamale.

If I take a horizontal picture of you with my iPhone & then turn my phone vertical, you look hot.

You´re hot. I'm Cocoa.

We'd go well together.

Boy are you a hot pan? Cause you are sizzling hot.

So you’re straight?

So are noodles until they get hot.

Good thing I wore my oven mitts, because you're too hot to handle.

I like my women like I like my coffee, HOT!

I like my women like I like my soup: Hot, Creamy, and no stranger to spooning.

It's always hot here let's make it even hotter!

Gurl, you must've picked up a Fireflower because you are hot.

Hey babe, you're hot AF.

Even hotter than most of the vampires I've burned.

You're hot.

You're a fire bender?

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus. If that gets you hot, call me.

Is it hot in here, or is it just the salamander, the grill, and the 18 burners? ... or is it you?

You're so good looking, you make my heart melt like butter on a hot piece of frybread.

Can I take you home? You are hot as a ceiling fire!

Normally my species is cold blooded, but around you I am hot blooded.

You're so hot

You gotta be the reason for global warming

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

Is the climate changing? 'Cause it just got hot up in here.

With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

If you were a Ki attack, you'd be a Kame-hame-hot!

You must have been burning books, because you're looking hot.

Mount Doom isn't nearly as hot as you are.

Well Amsterdam! Don't you look hot tonight!

You're so hot I don't even have to alter the data to prove it.

Can I feel your forehead? You either have a fever or you're just really hot.

Are you a South American region experiencing the El Nino climatic phenomenon, or are you always this hot?

We’re like hot chocolate and marshmallows. You’re hot, and I want to be on top of you.

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

You're like an exothermic reaction,

you spread your hotness everywhere! 

Are you sure that running vest is wicking? Because you look HOT!

I don't know how you managed to be both hot and cold but you did it.

What do me and Little Caesar's Pizza have in common... We're both hot and ready.

If we're made out of the smoke of the big bang, then I guess that makes you smokin hot.

I can’t get out of bed in the morning without a hot Americano.

I need my Goron tunic because you're too hot to handle!

Girl, you're so hot President Obama just put a 30% cap on your emissions.