Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

Hey girl are you the rain?

Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

Love is hard, so is writing,

but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

Do you work in IT?

You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Are you part Medusa

Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you

Are you Medusa?

Because you turn everyone rock hard.

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Is your name medusa?

Because when i look at you i get rock hard

Are you an F1 pitstop?

Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

Are u a thigh?

Cause u are crushing me hard

Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date

But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

Are you Medusa?

Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my kiss drive.

My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.

We must be in Gorons cave, cause I'm hard as a rock.

They call me the Blizzard....

Because after i give ya 8" its hard to walk around.

Obsidian isn't the only hard thing you can mine.

I might have to cast Invisibility to hide the Daedric hard on you give me.

I miss you so hard, titanium would break like glass.

Are you an earth bender? Because you make me rock hard.

Mjolnir isn't the only hard thing I own.

I've fallen for you so hard, I can't think straight.

Got such a great deal on this external hard drive. How big is it? About 8 inches fully erect.

I would s**... you so hard.

I have a hammer and it's very hard. Wanna see?

Let’s make like the pilgrims and faceplant on something rock-hard.

Hey ladies I hit it hard and deep.

Girl the worlds ending and your playing hard to get?

I'd cultivate your crops so hard.

The way you do the splits, it makes your legs look like they’ve never met. I won’t have to work very hard to open them!

Love me tender or love me hard. I like it all.

Are you a Jeep Wrangler

Because you seem fun and it won’t be hard to get your top off, but I’m going to have to overlook the mileage.

Are you a toaster?

Cause you're turning me from soft to hard real quick

- Day 96

Are you a Walmart parking lot on Black Friday?

Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you

Saw you working out hard so I bought you a water.

Someone told me if I wished hard enough anything could come true.

Well I wished for perfection and here you are.

We can do this the hard way or the easy way, or both! I'll be hard, you be easy.

Baby, I'll turn you on so hard, it'll be like a redstone torch.

You're like the orange piece, beautiful and hard to come by.

You better have a diamond pick cause I'm hard as obsidian baby.

Welcome to my submarine lair. It’s long, hard and full of seamen

Hey are we playing hide and seek?

Because a girl like you is hard to find

Hey babe, you better call an ambulance. Cause I have fallen for you so hard that I think I broke my leg.

Your enamel is not the only thing that’s hard.

Do you like the fantastic 4? Cause ive got something thats rock hard!

Fall hardly happens here, but you'll be falling hard for my Canadian charm.

Ohh baby...you're making my arteries hard.

2020 was hard for me

This year I'm hard for you

Babe, do you have special powers? Because I got hard when I sealed you in my heart.

Baby, you must be a Medusa, 'cause when you give me that look you make me hard as stone!

s**... is like vending machine, insert the hard coins, hit the right keys, and we will get o**... goodies.

You have to feel my click internally, babe. I can’t always kiss hard.

I’ll trade your juicy cantaloupe for my hard cucumber.

You know you remind me a lot of a toaster. Warm on the inside makes soft things hard and a shower with you would probably kill me.

Are you a really hard homework? Because I would rather do you myself rather than copy my friend's answers.

It's long, hard and Pumps like a b**..., but that's just the Truck

Your hard candy shell makes you melt in my mouth not in my hand

Babe I love how your curling is making me hard.

You're like a premium font, hard to get.

Roses are red violets are blue

I have a hard on all thanks to you

Are you from KFC? You got amazing breast and thighs, and you are giving me a extra hard drumstick.

You want some KFC with me tonight. I can make it the hard way, all the way.

Do you like classic root? Because I got mine long and hard.

Do you mix cement?

Because you’re making me hard

I may be sweet like sugar, but I still get hard with my cane.

Do you usually take out the trash? Then it shouldn't be so hard to take me out.

Girl, call me a test. Because I want you to study me, sit on me, and do me hard.

My chips are so hard for you right now. Or you can get them soft after you lick them.

Hey girl, are you a raid leader? Cause you look like you're looking for someone that can handle hitting that very hard

Girl, I got a hard body part PENSI for you tonight, and it isn't SPINE.

I'm really glad I had this ring of feather falling. As I looked into your eyes and fell hard.

Your butt reminds me of St Andrews.. Hard and Firm

Babe, I don't need v**... to help me with depression. Because you already make my life hard.

Did you just go over the falls? Because I'm gonna bang you up hard.

Hey, do you like guys with extra n**...?

*hard stare*

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

Babe, you send me good vibes and my sticks so hard to break your drum.

What do math and my d**... have in common?...They're both hard for you

Babe, you are so hot you making my avocado in my pocket hard.

Are you my physics homework? Because your curves make me hard.

You see, I am a Cataphract: I'll ride HARD into your capital!

Girl, is your name Medusa?

Because you made me rock hard.

Do you think it's hard meeting new people? Try taking off the wrong wave. You will meet as much as you desire.

Dating me is like getting bangs.

Hard to convince at first but later you won't stop showing off on insta.

I’m gonna drill you so hard that you’ll be sore for a week.

Girl, you are so hot you made my soft taco hard.

This snow pack isn’t the only thing that’s hard

Girl, I love how you melt this hard chocolate bar with your mouth, perhaps you can melt something else tonight.

Yes I am happy to see. And yes I do have some hard tacos in my pocket.

You missing a set of anchors? Because I would like to go in hard.

My rook is hard and straight for you.

Hey girl are you medusa?

'Cause I get as hard as a rock whenever you look at me

They're saying the piste is gonna freeze and get real hard tonight. Do you know what else will?

With you in my bed, I got a hard guac life.

Babe, I want to dip my Oreo in your milk. Except my cookie only gets hard.

Are you high tea? Because I am falling hard deep in love with you.

Is your name Waldo. Because someone like you is hard to find

Guess what Im wearing today?
The smile you gave me

Are you a parking lot after a sports game? Because I’d have a hard time pulling out of you.

With you around, Pride Rock isn't the only thing hard.

The water temple's not the only thing that's gonna be hard tonight.

If you were on my team, I’d always drive hard to your hole.

Are you a freight train? Because you hit me hard.

If you got a big d**..., let me search it, and find out how hard I gotta work ya. (Work It)

What’s, long, hard, and has c**... in it? My cucumber babe.

You can call me a Rubik’s cube. I am hard to figure out, but you can do me once you know my patterns.

Girl, I want to put my hard tiles on your rack.

You made my hidden springs hard.

Girl, you make me so hard that you will need a mouthguard.

Babe, you are so hot, you make my marble cake hard.

Girl are you a sharpener, because you making me hard.

If you don't fall, you're not trying hard enough. And babe I am falling for you tonight.

Are you the maths test

Because your back side is going to be hard for me to swallow

Are you a fairy fountain? Because I will pay for me to make my armor hard.