Top 50 Hard Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Damn girl, are you good a video games?
Because you just switched me to hard mode
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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...
Poetry's hard but so am I
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Wearing a mask rn
Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
Edit : be safe people -
Are you the Skip Ad button?
Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.
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Are you the german army?
Because I'm going to fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter.
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You can call me a Rubik’s cube
I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while
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Are you Shrek?
Because I get hard just thinking about you
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Are you Medusa
Cause you make me rock hard
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Hey girl, are you a neutron star?
Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.
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Hey girl are you the rain?
Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.
Funny hard pickup lines
Love is hard, so is writing,
but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.
How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place
I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response
Are you part Medusa
Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you
I can take your floppy disk
And turn it into a hard drive
Wanna play hide and seek?
Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.
A girl like you is hard to find
Is your name medusa?
Because when i look at you i get rock hard
Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?
Her: Ok
You: Actually I can't
Her: Why not?
You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)
What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?
I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that
Are u a thigh?
Cause u are crushing me hard
Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.
I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.
Are you the jigglypuff to my metapod?
... because all I know is how to get hard around you.
You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.
Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?
You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.
Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!
I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.
Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.
Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.
Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".
My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.
I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!
Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.