Top 50 Hard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Hard pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Hard conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

   Poetry's hard but so am I

2. Wearing a mask rn

   Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you
   
   Edit : be safe people

3. Are you the Skip Ad button?

   Because I can't wait to smash you real hard.

4. You can call me a Rubik’s cube

   I’m hard to figure out and you’ll give up on me after a while

5. Are you Shrek?

   Because I get hard just thinking about you

6. Are you Medusa

   Cause you make me rock hard

7. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

   Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

8. Hey girl are you the rain?

   Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

9. Love is hard, so is writing,

   but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

10. Do you work in IT?

    You just turned my floppy disk into a hard drive.

Funny hard pickup lines

Hey girl are you Medusa?
Cuz you turn me rock hard

How to respond to: Do you like sales? Cause clothes are 100% off at my place

I've foud this beautiful girl and this is what she came up with. Please boys help me out with this one, english is not my first language so its quite hard for me to come up with a good response

Are you part Medusa

Coz you are getting a part of me hard when I look at you

I can take your floppy disk

And turn it into a hard drive

Wanna play hide and seek?

Actually nevermind, pretty sure I'll lose.


A girl like you is hard to find

Is your name medusa?
Because when i look at you i get rock hard

Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok

You: Actually I can't

Her: Why not?

You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

Are you an F1 pitstop?

Because you can get me from soft to hard in less than 2 seconds

What’s the best way to reply when called sweet?

I sometimes go with a complimenting line because I can’t come up with anything else and they say I’m sweet/charming etc but it’s really hard to continue after that

Are u a thigh?

Cause u are crushing me hard

Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

I'll kiss you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

Girl, I know it's hard to trust someone on a first date

But the girl in my basement needs someone to talk to

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.