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Top 50 Hard Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Hard chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Damn girl, are you good a video games?

    Because you just switched me to hard mode

  2. Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

    Poetry's hard but so am I

  3. Wearing a mask rn

    Cuz it's hard to not catch feelings for you

    Edit : be safe people

  4. Are you the german army? Because I'm going to...

    Fuck you as hard and fast as a Russian winter

  5. Are you Shrek?

    Because I get hard just thinking about you

  6. Are you Medusa

    Cause you make me rock hard

  7. Hey girl, are you a neutron star?

    Because time slows down when I'm near you, you're hot, I'm attracted to you, and once I'm near you I have a hard time getting away. Also works as a breakup line: girl, you must be a neutron star because you're dense AF and weigh a ton, it's painful to be near you and I can't get away from you.

  8. Hey girl are you the rain?

    Because you’re about to come hard and leave everything soaking wet.

  9. Love is hard, so is writing,

    but when I think of a world without you it becomes very unexciting.

  10. I can take your floppy disk

    And turn it into a hard drive

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What is a Hard pickup line?

Funny hard pickup lines

Hey girl, wanna play hide and seek?

Her: Ok

You: Actually I can't

Her: Why not?

You: Cause a girl like you is really hard to find;)

Girl, are you a noxious riverhopper? Because you're really annoying and hard to get rid of.

I'll bang you so hard with my mighty Mjolnir, you'll be Thor in the morning.

Easter! I hardly even knew ‘er.

You look like a really hard worker. I have an opening you can fill.

Hey baby, are you made of obsidian because I'm as hard as a diamond right now?

You work out really hard. Are you training for anything? I thought I'd come say hi. I couldn't do the workouts you do.

Kiss me! No, I'm not Irish, I just make out hard!

I've got a floppy that needs to be upgraded to a hard drive.

Do you have a diamond pickaxe? Because I'm literally as hard as obsidian right now.

Im going to drive you so hard with these balls you'll be screaming "fore".

Are you a river that’s prone to flooding ? because you’ll get some hard engineering tonight.

I trained so hard to be your lover that I won a Gold Medal!

My cock isn't hard, the world is just soft.

Why is it so hard to study the cardiovascular system? Because the heart is fragile and should always be handled with care.

Are you Medusa?

Cause, I'm rock hard right now.

If I told you I was falling hard, would you be my belayer?

Nothing turns me on more than a long hard rock and some tuber.

Girl the only thing bigger than my hard drive is my sex drive.

When you walked in the door your beauty hit me so hard that I have a sub-arachnoid haemorrhage from the impact.

My heart beats in morse codes. but it’s hard to decode when it beats so fast.

They don't call me a hard man for nothing...

All the ladies love my bone biscuits..... That's not the only hard thing they enjoy.

Baby I'm gonna call you Denver's Air because you're super thin and it's hard to breathe when I'm around you.

Girl when you walked in that door your looks hit me so hard that I have a priapism from all the trauma.