50 Stuff Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Stuff rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about stuff, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Stuff Pickup Lines

A good Stuff hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey, are you my School Essay?

Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
Are you a build-a-bear?

Cause I wanna stuff you myself
Girl are you an oreo?

Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside
Are you a coconut?

Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out
Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out
Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

Short and cute stuff pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about stuff are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Are you a coconut?

Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out

Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?

I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?

Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

Cheesy stuff Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Can I stuff your stocking?

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

Hey you wanna play Thanksgiving with me?
You can be the Turkey and I’ll stuff you until you’re done!

Your legs are like Oreos

I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

Guys i need some help!!

Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something s**..., eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!

Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.

thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

You remind me of Build-A-Bear

You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.

Corny stuff Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Stuff conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?
Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

F is for friends who do stuff together!

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Babe, are you serving buffet tonight? Because I want you to stuff me good.

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

Are you Skye? Because you make me run out of stuff.

Girl, I am like an Oreo, the best stuff is on the inside.

Are you made of skittles? Because I want to stuff your rainbow down my mouth.

A good stuff Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Stuff hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Are you a build-a-bear? Because I want to fill you with my white stuff.

Babe are you Christmas socks? Because I want to stuff my candy cane into your stockings.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

My love for you is like hot cookie, I just can’t hold on to it until I stuff it in my face.

Girl do you love buffets? Because I would like to stuff you full that you cannot take anymore.

Are you a dandelion?
Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

Your taco meat looks spicy. Can I stuff your m**...?

I gotta p**... some of this stuff.

Do you know that I am a toaster? Because you will like the hard and hot stuff I am about to serve you.

Babe are you a construction site? Because I want to stuff your foundation with my creamy cement.

Your legs are like an oreo, i want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside

Girl, I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you and keep on swinging.

Babe, I want to double stuff your cookies.

Do you have a microwave? Because we will make hot stuff in 30 seconds.

I want to stick to you like glue – stuff.

Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Stuff love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Stuff chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.