Top 50 Stuff Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Stuff chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
Are you a build-a-bear?

Cause I wanna stuff you myself
Are you a coconut?

Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out
Your legs are like an oreo

Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.
Your taco meat looks spicy, can I stuff your muff?
Mind if I stuff your ballot box?
Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
I'd love to stuff your ballot box.
Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.
Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

Funny stuff pickup lines

Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

Can I stuff your stocking?

Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!

Your legs are like Oreos

I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform

Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

Do you like Thanksgiving?

Because I wanna stuff you then pour hot gravy all over your breasts.

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Are you a dandelion?

Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

Are you a burrito?

Because I’d stuff you

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?

Hey baby are you a Thanksgiving turkey

Because I'll stuff you and cover you in my gravy

Are you a box?

Because I'd love to stuff my junk in you

Your legs are like Oreos…

I just wanna split them and eat the good stuff in the middle.

For Denise: "Wanna do some Alabama stuff?

I'll be the uncle, you can be Denise"

If I were a taxidermist and you had a pet donkey that died...

Would you let me stuff that ass?

Oeros

I'll eat you like my Oreos, open you and lick you till theres no more white stuff.

Hey are you interested in taxidermy?

Cause tonight I'm gonna show you how to stuff a beaver!

Are you the white mountains?

Cause I wanna explore every inch of you (we were both into backpacking and outdoorsy stuff).



Also I just need to vent idc if anyone reads this.



She was so incredibly romantic, idk how I'll ever find anyone like her (but without her flaws cause I wouldn't date anyone with them ever again) and ik that's such an only-dated-one-person thing to say but ya thats the tea