Top 50 Stuff Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stuff pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stuff conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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Are you a build-a-bear?
Cause I wanna stuff you myself
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Girl are you an oreo?
Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside
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Are you a coconut?
Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out
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Your legs are like an oreo
Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out
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Mind if I stuff your ballot box?
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Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
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I'd love to stuff your ballot box.
Funny stuff pickup lines
Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.
Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?
Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.
Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Your legs are like Oreos
I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
You remind me of Build-A-Bear
You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.
Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?
Cause this one smells like chloroform
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Your legs are like Oreo cookies
I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)
Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.
I'm no Dentist...
But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff
Are you a dandelion?
Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.
Your legs are like an oreo, i want to split them up and eat the good stuff inside
I want to stick to you like glue – stuff.
Roses are red, I can show you your true worth
You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”
Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale
Hey girl are you a coconut
Cause I wanna smash you till white stuff comes out
Hey girl Are you a dumpling?
Cus I really wanna stuff my meat on you
Are you a turkey?
Cuz I wanna stuff you up and eat you out
Are you a oreo?
Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle