Top 50 Stuff Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stuff pick up lines that always work, openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Stuff tagalog conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Hey, are you my School Essay?
Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.
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Are you a build-a-bear?
Cause I wanna stuff you myself
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Girl are you an oreo?
Cause i wanna split you open and lick the good stuff inside
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Are you a coconut?
Because I wanna smash you on the table until the white stuff comes out
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out
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Your legs are like an oreo
Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.
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Are you a coconut?
Cause I want to smash you on the table till the white stuff comes out
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Mind if I stuff your ballot box?
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Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?
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I'd love to stuff your ballot box.
Working stuff pickup lines
Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.
Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?
Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.
Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.
Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!
Screw stuffing a turkey this Thanksgiving; just come stuff me!
Hey you wanna play Thanksgiving with me?
You can be the Turkey and I’ll stuff you until you’re done!
Your legs are like Oreos
I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle
Guys i need some help!!
Okay! so i met this girl the other weekend. she was the bartender at my buddies wedding. turns out she owns the bartending company yadda yadda yadda. it was an all cash bar or venmo! anyway i find myself approaching the bar way more often than usual just to buy a drink and say something stupid, eventually planning on asking for her number. I couldnt think of what to say so i came up with the idea of leaving her a funny venmo memo with my number attached. fast forward 3 hours later, reception is over and we are out on the town having fun. I GET A TEXT! it worked!? and then i end up running into her. we chatted for awhile but my night was headed a different direction and i didnt want to make a fool of myself so i called it early and went home. a week has gone by, i never reached out because I am terrible at this stuff so i decided to leave it to the fates and let it go. JUST yesterday she added me on instagram!
Long story short ! i need a great one liner to break the ice and ask this girl out.
thanks in advance. sorry if this isnt allowed!!!
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.
You remind me of Build-A-Bear
You're soft looking and cute, but I still have to stuff you before we can cuddle.
Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?
Cause this one smells like chloroform
Can I stuff your taco with my beef?
Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.
Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.
Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?
Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you
Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your pussy tonight.
F is for friends who do stuff together!
Babe, are you serving buffet tonight? Because I want you to stuff me good.
Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.
Are you Skye? Because you make me run out of stuff.
Girl, I am like an Oreo, the best stuff is on the inside.
Are you made of skittles? Because I want to stuff your rainbow down my mouth.
Are you a build-a-bear? Because I want to fill you with my white stuff.
