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Top 50 Stuff Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Stuff pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

    But you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t

  2. Hey, are you my School Essay?

    Cause I want to stuff you to the bottom of my bag, forget about you for a week, remember you last minute, start doing you, get bored, last ten seconds, then spend the rest of the year listening to gossip about me being a failure.

  3. Are you a build-a-bear?

    Cause I wanna stuff you myself

  4. Are you a coconut?

    Cause I wanna smash you until all the white stuff comes out

  5. Your legs are like an oreo

    Cause I want to split them and eat all the good stuff in between.

  6. Your taco meat looks spicy,

    can I stuff your muff?

  7. Mind if I stuff your ballot box?

  8. Are you full or would you like me to stuff you?

  9. I'd love to stuff your ballot box.

  10. Girl are you a bottle of sriracha sauce? Because you're some hot stuff.

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Funny stuff pickup lines

Are your legs made out of Oreo Cookie ?
Because I wanna split them and eat all the good stuff in the middle.

Girl, you're like a New York City skyscraper: I wanna shoot my sticky white stuff all over you.

Baby, I want to stuff you like a thanksgiving turkey!

Can I stuff your stocking?

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Your legs are like Oreos

I wanna split them open and lick all the good stuff in the middle

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I'll stuff your crust.

Hey girl, are you into flowers and stuff?

Cause this one smells like chloroform

Can I stuff your taco with my beef?

Your legs are like Oreo cookies

I wanna split them apart and lick all the good stuff from the middle ;)

Hey, hot stuff. I'd like to see your tan lines.

Are you a toy at build-a-bear workshop?

Because you’re cute and I wanna cuddle you in my bed after I stuff you

Do you like Pizza Hut? Cause I want to stuff your crust.

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Working Stuff tinder opener

I'm no Dentist...

But I wouldn't mind drilling and filling your mouth with sticky white stuff

Are you a dandelion?

Because I want to blow you and get your white stuff in my hair.

I want to stick to you like glue – stuff.

Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”

Black Friday is so hypocritical. one day you're thankful for everything you have then the next day you're fighting over TV's & stuff on sale

Are you a burrito?

Because I’d stuff you

You: It's dangerous for you to be here in the frozen food section. Because you could melt all this stuff.

Are you a oreo?

Cause I wanna lick out all the stuff in the middle

Do you work at build a bear

Cause I want to stuff you

Are you a microwave?

Because I want to stuff something in you and turn you on.

What could I have done better? Used something I saw on this sub.

Okay so went in after a bit of hesitation because of my age. Her being 24 and me being 20 (never dated anyone outside of a year of me before. Anyways, I had talked to her on a couple times before, nothing big, either related to lab work or some other stuff. She doesn't work in my lab so I wouldn't see her more than once every 2 weeks or so.
But I finally caught her alone in the lab and here's a rough script. Don't remember exact wording.

Me: hey you look lonely, where's the other person in the lab?
Her: Taking care of something, she's around

Me: *nods* at least your summer actually summed up to something. My lab was such a mess in the beginning that I haven't been able to get much done.
Her:How much longer do you have left?
Me: 2 weeks? I think. He's been paying me the last 3 so I have a couple pennies to my name now.
Her: I'm just here for a summer program so I'm not getting paid...
Me: you can't get more in debt than you are in med school *playful laugh* hey did you say you were from Nashvillle?

Her: Yeah
Me: What high school?
Her*responds*
Me: oh cool did you know (my roommates' names)
Her: I think I know of him
He: yeah he was a few years under so I would've been surprised if you did. I'm going down Friday to see them, you got any weekend plans?
Her: Not really:
Me: Well in that case, I got a riddle for you. I need you to pay close attention...
Her: ?? (Puzzled look)
Me:
if a tree falls in the forest
And there's no one around to hear it
Wanna grab dinner Friday night?
Her: I'd love to
Me: Don't get to talk to you much here, thought I'd give it a shot :)
Me: I promise I won't tell your boss (my dad - another reason I was hesitant)
*exchanged numbers*

Sure it worked, so I'm happy, but is there anything I could've done better. It's hard to convey everything in written form. But just from what's given. Any red flags?