50 Objects Pick Up lines

Check out our collection of good and highly effective Objects rizz lines and flirty jokes that are sure to make her blush over text! Impress the ladies with humorous and corny pick-up lines about objects, conversations starters at Bumble, great comebacks and sweet love messages for Tinder when you're put on the spot and elevate your best rizz.

Best Working Objects Pickup Lines

A good Objects hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

I wish I was a pronoun so I could be the direct object of your affection!
You are the object of my preposition.
You don't wanna go home with me?

Objection!
I came up with this one. It kind of tells you a bit about the person how they answer. thoughts?

If we were in a locked room together with no way out and only an hour left to live what would you do to me? The only objects in this room are a 4 poster king size bed with curtains, a knife, 1 full jar of coconut oil and a video camera that has the ability to send the live feed of what you do, to one person, who is not related to you.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Because you have a pretty sweet career objective. I like your hustle.
Hey girl, are you an objection?

Because I’m gonna overrule you tonight

Short and cute objects pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about objects are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

What's the difference between me and a rebounder? None because you can rebound on me all you want.

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

Blue sky above my head, calm sea beneath my boat, wind blows upon me saying your name.

Just like the boat, my heart swings back and forth to the oceans every time I see you.

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

Cheesy objects Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

Babe, I like the way you bounce.

Babe, I promise I am not faster than the speed of light.

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

Girl, you could inspect my gun closely any time.

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

Corny objects Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Objects conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

Girl, I just made a wish. Because I just mistaken your eyes for the wishing star.

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

Can you call you the garbage man? Because I want you to handle my junk.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

A good objects Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Objects hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

I like my women like I like my shoes with my toes inside them.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 30%?

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

We are like microwaves, because we will get heated in less than 1 minute.

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

I must get a new pair of glasses, because I cannot believe how beautiful you are.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Objects love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Objects chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.