Forget about the flag. My current objective is capturing your heart.

You already have a whole skeleton inside you so another bone will do no harm.

Girl, you are pumpkin spice and everything nice.

Got loans? Because I want you for life no matter the term.

Babe, you sure know how to work a pumpkin, now its time to get all my seeds out.

Girl, it's not about the size of my package. It's about how I deliver it.

I got the blocks and leverage to move you tonight.

Blue sky above my head, calm sea beneath my boat, wind blows upon me saying your name.

Are you microwave dinner? Because I will heat you up and eat you up.

I’m a geologist and I’m hung like a horst.

Wanna put your anchor in my harbor?

Would you like to see how long my boat is?

What do you and socks have in common? You make me feel warm and fuzzy, and I want to take you everywhere except the beach.

Do you believe in love at first drum, or should we bang again?

Hey babe I want to empty my gun magazine in you.

I’ll bring you roses to our first date so that they can see how beautiful you are.

What's the difference between me and a rebounder? None because you can rebound on me all you want.

What's the difference between my bed and a trampoline? Come over and find out.

Girl, do you have a pencil? So I can draw every inch of you.

How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you!

*Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.

Babe, it's time to examine my comprehensive package.

You so hot, you turn my dingy into a full sized yacht.

Girl, would you grant my wish tonight? I have just made my wishes upon your starry eyes.

I like my women like I like my shoes with my toes inside them.

I play drums; I have amazing stick control.

Babe, are you a toaster? Every moment is extra toasted with you.

Girl, are you missing a trampoline? Because I am never bouncing on you.

Are you a microwave? Because I want to stuff you and turn you on.

I am the missing sock that you have been looking for. Now we could explore the world together.

Roses aren't the only thing that will p**... you tonight.

Baby I got a water gun and I want to shoot a load into your mouth.

Hey baby, (give 1 plastic rose) I promise to love you until the last rose dies.

Babe, my package is too big to fit in your front door. How about I drop it in the back instead.

Are you a microwave? Because you make me hot.

Who needs pajamas when we know that you will fall asleep naked tonight.

Babe, I am not going to shoot blanks tonight.

I do not need lights anymore because you bright up my darkest hours.

I plan to ask a girl out. Here is a picture of her.

Did you know cuddling reduces pollution by 30%?

Babe, are you missing wood in your forest?

Do you like cuddling? Me, too. We should do it together sometime.

Can you call you the garbage man? Because I want you to handle my junk.

Hey girl, are you a broken light bulb? Because I want to screw and take you out.

Babe are you wifi? Because you are the one I look forward to everywhere I go.

With a smile like yours, I could kiss your two lips forever.

Babe, don't connect to public wifi! If you want security, come to my room and I can shower you with some private wifi.

Call me trampoline, because you can bounce on me all you want.

Girl, you are so hot, you are giving me accidental discharge.

This ship could take you a thousand miles and could take you toward my heart.

It’s the motion of the ocean not the size of the wave.

Are you a tree hugger? Because you gotta hug my wood.

Got a boat? The waves won't be the only thing rocking you tonight.

Let's just say I like to package your goods.

No matter how scrambled you are, I will always make the right moves to solve you.

Forget about PJ's. I am more into BJ's.

Excuse me, Miss, could you sign for this package?

My skeleton want to party with yours.

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Can you climb onto my wood and make it grow into a tree with your sweet juice?

I want to put my b**... into your pants.

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

Got a toaster? Because your beautify is shocking me.

I must be a pumpkin, because you’ve carved a smile into my face.

Girl I got the strong wifi router, because I will extend my signal into your device anytime.

I wanna take out my pencil and stick it in your pencil case.

If I were a drum I’d let you bang me with your stick all night long.

You've got great lenses . . . I'd love to focus them sometime!

Bad credit, no problem. Because your beauty is my payment.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You can be my Cinderella, I'll even give you a shoe.

Babe I love your guns. I want to fill you up with my projectiles.

I have to check if my camera is on auto focus because you are making everything else out-of-focus.

Babe, I've got a maple tree that you could s**... the sap out of.

We are presents for each other, it's time to get laid under the tree.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I cry myself to sleep dreaming of you.

You must be the North Star, because the light around you led me to your heart.

Do you boat? Would you be interested in a little row-mance between us?

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

I’m gonna put on my glasses. Before I talk to you'll want to focus on my future.

Are you a metamorphic rock, because I am going to turn you on according to varying temperature and pressure.

What size shoe do you wear? I bet it's size sexy!

Girl, are you pajamas? Because I want to fall asleep with you every night.

I don't think you wollastonite when we fukalite.

Your boat must be leaking. Need any holes bunged up?

You are like a pumpkin, you're hard on the outside and soft on the inside.

Girl, you got pencil? Because everything in my life lead me to you.

Girl, you've got the whole package.

Do you have a skeleton in your closet? Maybe you should.

Hey girl, are you a tree? Because I want to chop you up with an axe.

Girl, are you a drum? Because I got a stick in my hand to make love music with you.

Row row row you boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, I can make you scream.

Can I borrow your glasses? Because I want to share my life's vision with you.

Are you shoes? Because I'd have to finger you to see if you are the right fit.

Your beautiful face looks like a field of flowers.

Rub my magic lamp and I'll bring light into your world.

If ya wanna ride, I have plenty of rope to tie you up with later.

Your beautiful face looks like a field of tulips.

Girl, you want to see how I can harden up on demand?

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

Girl, I am a drifting boat until I met you. You give me meaning.

I have a case of heartbreak and only your phone number can fix it

You must be my missing glasses, you help me see this world in a better and beautiful way.

Girl, I am not just a loan. Because you have total ownership of me.

I saw your bf and went to shake his hand but I hit a mirror.

Why do we even need guns anyway. You have me.

Are you a mud rock, because you sure look fine to me.

Babe, here's my number. I could deliver my package to your bed any night.

Hey, are you my missing sock? Because I've been looking for you for a long time and I'm glad that I finally found you.

Roses are red, violets are blue. There’s no lady fairer than you in all the land.

Girl, I will be your pajamas tonight. Because no matter what, I will be there for you at the end of the day.

Girl, I got a huge pumpkin in my pants. I'll make you go 'oh my gourd' all night long.

Babe, once you are with me, you do not need no pajamas, because we will be naked all night.

Got a gun? Because I want to load you.

Girl, your bass is perfect for my drum stick.

Babe, no matter what layer we are on, we are always positioned for each other.

I cube and I'm master of advanced finger tricks.

It's not the size of the boat, but how fast it sinks.

Are you trees in the grasslands? Because you are on fire and we should do something about it.

Orange you pumped for Halloween?

I can’t wait to kiss your tulips.

Babe, you so hot you turn me into rubbles.

Hey baby, take off those shoes and skirt and get comfortable.

If I had a dime piece every time I think of you. I'd be a millionaire.

Are you my glasses? Because I always hate it when I lose you.

Girl, as soon as you blow, this sail boat is going to sail.

I don't want to walk in your shoes, but I do want to share your life.

Roses should learn what it means to be perfect from you.

I've got a very large bone for you to examine.

Girl you so sexy, I can feel you in my bones.

How much do those pants cost? You could get them off 100% off when we cuddle at my place.

You must play drums, because you know how to make my heart go boom.

Hey girl, are you a neutron star? Because time slows down when I'm near you, and you're hot.