Top 19 property Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Property chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

2. My parents don't live on the same property.

3. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

4. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

5. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

6. My love's a tidal wave...

   And you're beach front property.
   
   Just caught this rewatching Johnny Bravo.

7. What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

   I can't do either without expressed written consent

8. Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

   Because I want your arson my lap

9. Not original but

   Hippity hoppity wanna be my property?

10. What are you doing here?

    It’s a smoke free property and you’re smoking hot

Latest property chat up lines

Are you school property?
Because I wanna shoot kids all over you.

If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is just a list of hand picked from Johnny Bravo from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”)

Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me.

Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me!

Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities.

If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.

I’m pretty your pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other?

I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart.

Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice.

I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you!

I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer!

Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams.

Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute.

Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me?

Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty?

Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way.

I got you a birthday present, Me.

Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered.

Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer?

Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise.

[after saying she has a boyfriend]
You look like the kind of girl that could use two.

Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

You’re more than just a piece of property.

I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

Are you a property manager? Because you are checking me out.

Can you help me subdivide my property?

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.