Top 20 Property Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Property chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. You look like a rebel. Wanna mess with government property?

2. My parents don't live on the same property.

3. I’d invite you to my place, but I don’t believe in private property.

4. Are you a property inspector? Because I noticed that you were checking me out.

5. Are you looking for a new property? Because I've got a listing on "Boner Street."

6. My love's a tidal wave...

   And you're beach front property.

7. Are you a frog?

   Because hippity hoppity, you're now my property.

8. What does having sex with you and sharing Copyrighted property of the NFL have in common?

   I can't do either without expressed written consent

9. Are you the criminal activity of burning the property of others?

   Because I want your arson my lap

10. Not original but

    Hippity hoppity wanna be my property?

Funny property pickup lines

What are you doing here?
It’s a smoke free property and you’re smoking hot

Are you school property?

Because I wanna shoot kids all over you.

Baby, you’re beachfront property, and I’m a tidal wave of love.

Hey, baby. Are you looking for property? Because I'm a real estate agent and I've got an opening on "Boner Street."

Are you a property manager? Because you are checking me out.

You’re more than just a piece of property.

I will held liable for all bodily injury or property damage.

Can you help me subdivide my property?

May I have permission to erect a structure on your private property?

Are you a property inspector? Because you are checking me out.