Top 32 Material Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Material pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Material conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?
Boyfriend material
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I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.
I also have this shield.
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Your package for one boyfriend is in route. (Date)
Tracking number (phone number)
Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.
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Looking for suggestions for my husband
Every day when he gets off work, my husband calls me and on his drive home, he vents about his workday. To break the tension, I started answering the phone with a corny or sexy pickup line, and he loves it. I’ve been doing this daily for about ten months now, and I’m running low on material.
Any suggestions for clever, cute, sexy, punny, original pickup lines I can use on him? -
What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?
I think it's girlfriend material...
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Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.
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Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...
In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you
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You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
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Hey, feel my shirt.
*proceeds to feel man's shirt *
Man-know what material that is?
Me- no...
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Ma’m did you know your made of a rare material?
Wife Material.
Funny material pickup lines
Nice shirt. Is it made of boyfriend material?
Some guys are boyfriend material. I'm made of wall material.
My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material...
So you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!
Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.
Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?
Girlfriend material.
Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!
Feel my sweater
It’s made of girlfriend material
Are you a donator of large material transport vehicles?
Cause you're giving me a semi right now.
Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material
How to get laid as a bartender?
I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.
How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.
If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?
I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.
Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?
It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.
Is _____ (name of whatever she's drinking) the material weakness in your internal control?
Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?
I would love to harvest your materials.
Let go of your material possession and come to bed with me.
Oh, you like my High 5 jersey? You know what it's made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.
Do you know what my bowling shirt is made of?
Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!
I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.
(Staring at her body) Sorry, I was just checking to see if you had any explosives or hazardous materials in there.
Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.