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Top 23 Material Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Material chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of?

    Boyfriend material

  2. I have a weapon made of the hardest material on Earth.

    I also have this shield.

  3. What kind of fabric do you think you are made of?

    I think it's girlfriend material...

  4. Feel that shirt I'm wearing, it's husband/boyfriend material.

  5. Like my shirt? You prolly think im gonna say it's made of girlfriend material, but...

    In truth, im not sure what my shirt is made out of, but i do know that im 100% cott-on you

  6. My grandma once told me im serious boyfriend material...

    So you boutta call my grandma a liar, huh? I'll FIGHT anyone who calls my grandma a liar!

  7. Damn girl you’re stalker material, wanna get a drink?

    No? Ok, see ya around...

  8. Hey girl you want to know what this shirt is made out of?

    Girlfriend material.

  9. Feel my sweater

    It’s made of girlfriend material

  10. Baby yuh sell inna Pings? Yuh luk like two yaad a wife material

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Are you a donator of large material transport vehicles?
Cause you're giving me a semi right now.

How to get laid as a bartender?

I'm working as a bartender. I've always been super introverted but finnaly start coming out of my shell. My friends always say "you must get laid a lot!" I don't. Girls just ask me to give them free drinks and stuff. Never numbers.

How can I learn to game in the bar? Any lines, questions, interest peaking material.

If you were me. How would you do it. And what would you say to women?


I put my work first. So I can't give booze away for free since I'll get fired.

Hey feel my shirt, you know what that is?

It's a cotton and polyester blend... what you thought I was going to say boyfriend or girlfriend material didn't you. Well, you are wrong. Don't assume I like you if you don't even know me. On the flip side, your clothes look so soft that we should cuddle.

Do you know what my bowling shirt is made of?

Hey! Feel my bowling shirt, know what it's made of? Boyfriend/girlfriend material!

I would fill out four whole pages of supplemental materials just to have a chance to be with you.

(Staring at her body) Sorry, I was just checking to see if you had any explosives or hazardous materials in there.

Hey girl, feel my thobe. You know what it's made of? Husband material.

Is _____ (name of whatever she's drinking) the material weakness in your internal control?

Sir : Hey madam, your assets are materially overstated.
Madam: So said who? The man with the very small bank account balance?
Sir: huh!
Madame: ah!

Did it hurt? When you fell out of the ethereal plane and landed on the material plane? I guess that wouldn’t hurt, really, but that must have been weird, right?

I would love to harvest your materials.

Let go of your material possession and come to bed with me.

Oh, you like my High 5 jersey? You know what it's made of? Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.