21 Mental Pick Up lines

Are you trying to pick up a girl or guy who is mentally sound or sane? Use these pick up lines about mental health. They are funny and witty mental health pick up lines to help you.

Best Working Mental Pickup Lines

A good Mental hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.
Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.
Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?
Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

Because everybody wants to use you
Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!
Are you okay?

Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

Short and cute mental pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about mental are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Hey babe, are you ok?

Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

I'm a mental patient

Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

Are you my mental health?

Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

Are you mentally retarded

Cause I wanna f**... your brains out

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

What do you have in common with a mental hospital?
I should be in a mental hospital right now.

Any good lines to use for Brenda?

I'm having a mental blank atm so if anyone could think of one that'd help

Cheesy mental Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.

They say bowling is 90 percent mental. I guess I'll have to quit then, because my mind is 100 percent on you.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"
Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."
James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"
Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."
James Bond: "That's the part I like."

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Mental love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Mental chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.