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Top 16 Mental Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Mental chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  2. Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

  3. Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?

  4. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  5. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  6. Are you okay?

    Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

  7. Hey babe, are you ok?

    Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  8. For asking nudes(copy and paste it)

    There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you. But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

  9. Any good lines to use for Brenda?

    I'm having a mental blank atm so if anyone could think of one that'd help

  10. Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

    Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

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Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged
my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"
Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."
James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"
Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."
James Bond: "That's the part I like."

They say bowling is 90 percent mental. I guess I'll have to quit then, because my mind is 100 percent on you.

It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

Do you know soul breaker, you totally touches me both mentally and physically.