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Top 16 mental Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of Mental chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.

  1. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  2. Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

  3. Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?

  4. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  5. Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

    Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck.

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    Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.

  6. Are you okay?

    Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

  7. Hey babe, are you ok?

    Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  8. How to Accelerate your results in Game?

    What are the 4 shifts you must go through?

    (Part 1/ 2)

    One of the core issues man have is:

    What are you thinking about when you are gaming?

    A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step.

    What should I say next?

    What is she thinking about me?

    Does she like me?

    How can I sexualize more?

    One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries.

    You should already assume that she likes you.

    This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction.

    The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you.

    The main thought should be around what are the possibilities.

    What are the odds of getting her home?

    You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something.

    This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl

    That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere...

    Get rid of that mental RAM usage!

    Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward.

    The rest is assumed!

    You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift.

    You might get results with routines and stuff like that...

    However,

    You will figure out that the goal is not only the result

    You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl.

    STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION!

    For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over.

    Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team.

    You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS.

    Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends.

    Realise that NOBODY is against you.

    They are all part of YOUR TRIBE.

    This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE.

    You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something.

    What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else

    The funny thing is girls start noticing you more.

    She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys?

    She will be chasing you like you never seen before.

    When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see

    Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.

  9. Any good lines to use for Brenda?

    I'm having a mental blank atm so if anyone could think of one that'd help

  10. Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

    my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

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