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Top 21 Mental Pick Up lines

Are you trying to pick up a girl or guy who is mentally sound or sane? Use these pick up lines about mental health. They are funny and witty mental health pick up lines to help you.

  1. Hey girl, are you mentally disabled?

    Because I want to spend the rest of my life taking care of you.

  2. Hey I just met you, but calling something "crazy" stigmatises the mentally ill so check ur privilege and call me maybe.

  3. Cerebrum is the part of brain that have mental abilities such as thinking. But why is mine always thinks about you?

  4. Ayyy girl are you my feelings and mental health?

    Because everybody wants to use you

  5. Does your insurance cover mental health? Because you're driving me crazy!

  6. Are you okay?

    Mentally, of course, because physically, you’re pretty fine.

  7. Hey babe, are you ok?

    Because I care about you and your mental health, hows life going? If you want to have a talk im all ears. I love you.

  8. I'm a mental patient

    Wanna get insane with me under the sheets tonight?

  9. Are you my mental health?

    Cuz, sure, your not the best but I can't live without you.

  10. Are you mentally retarded

    Cause I wanna fuck your brains out


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What is a Mental pickup line?

Working mental pickup lines

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude." James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?" Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important." James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?" Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth." James Bond: "That's the part I like."

There is a certain amount of respect I would love to obtain from you.

But this aspect of understanding and knowledge of each other, I would love to get to know you better in all ways in order to respect you more fully, ways i can obtain this respect comes with the knowledge of knowing you better physically, mentally, spiritually and in all other aspects. Knowledge of each other physically can be accomplished in several ways, perhaps a tactic of understanding can be done in photography of our physical bodies. Perhaps we could exchange detailed photographs of us physically in order to understand each other better in turn to set the stage for an even deeper, solid, and respectful relationship

What do you have in common with a mental hospital?

I should be in a mental hospital right now.

Hi im a cop that arrests the mentally deranged

my job to bust a nut , and your under arrest.

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This is a funny Mental pickup line!

Hey baby, you can call me Hulk

Because I am extremely violent and angry and will possibly beat you to death while you sleep due to my extreme mental illnesses.

Major Anya Amasova: "That it's very important to have a positive mental attitude."
James Bond: "Nothing more practical than that?"
Major Anya Amasova: "Food is also very important."
James Bond: "Mm hmm. What else?"
Major Anya Amasova: "When necessary, shared bodily warmth."
James Bond: "That's the part I like."

They say bowling is 90 percent mental. I guess I'll have to quit then, because my mind is 100 percent on you.

Hey girl! It’s ok to use a stick day just for your own mental health.

It's like you're ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.

Do you know soul breaker, you totally touches me both mentally and physically.