Top 50 Brain Pick Up lines

You may be a zombie, but I'd love you to give ME brains.

I’m actually a psychology major, so I know this won’t work, that you won’t respond or want to go for coffee with me.

(For people with silly brains im referring to reverse psychology)

Your brains are so sexy.

Are you a crawfish? Cuz I want to tear you in half and s**... out your brains.

You want me to prove that I'm not a zombie? Well, your brain is pretty much the only part of you I'm not interested in.

You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts.

Are you an academic? Because I'd like to pick your brain.

You're so smart. I love a girl with brains.

Shortie is you a brain tumor

Cuz i can't get you outta my head

Jason: The point is, you’re cool, dope, fresh, and smart-brained. I’ve never seen you dance, but I bet you’re good, cause you’re good at everything.

Make my day better by giving me your brain. Cuz i'm hungry and I will love you forever.

I will pork the boars out of your brain.

I like to play it dangerously, no brain bucket.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

Can I pick your brain?

Hey girl, are you an inoperable brain tumor?

Cuz I can’t get you out of my head

You're the perfect combination of body and brains...

Girl, did you fall from heaven cause your brains are all over the pavement.

Spike: You listen to me. [Kneels in front of her] I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. A hundred plus years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you.

Only big maths brain

If I am Sin^2x and you are cos^2x then we can be 1.

Frankenstein and I have one thing in common: we are both prepared to receive brain as soon as possible.

You are a fine potato. And I am going to fry your brain out tonight.

I can't stand a brain tumor like you.

My physician wants me to take you out and I can't get you out of my mind!

(has to be on the nose!)

Hey girl, are you brain cancer?

Because I can't get you out of my mind

Hey girl are you a brain tumor?

'Cuz I just can't get you out of my head

Brain is a major turn on. Your brain is.

Are u brain tumour?

Because I can’t get u out of my head

I must be a zombie

Because I like you for your brains.

Are you mentally retarded

Cause I wanna f**... your brains out

Girl I want you to be to me what a spider is to a fly

And s**... my brains out!

(Made this up last night whilst washing the dishes thinking about spiders, no idea where my brain went)

Are you a brain tumor?

Cause I can’t get you out of my mind

Did you know I can perform a frontal lobotomy?

Cause I can screw your brains out.

Are you the impossible?

Cause you are the first thing my brain and heart have agreed upon;)

Are you a zombie? Cuz I want my head in your mouth till you stuck my brains out

Help me pls guys

Need the collective brain power of this group to help me think of a pick-up line about skiing. Tyty.

Girl, are you a brain eating ameba?

Cuss i cant get you out of my mind

Best First Text To Girls On Dating App

I'm a man and looking for a long term relationship and it is kind of brain storm to comeup up with a new customized one for every single profile. Besides, we can't expect everyone to respond or even look at it.

What are someof your best pickup lines for girls on a dating app ?

You know they say we only use 10% of our brains

Well I think we only use 10% of our hearts too