Like a cell's vacuole, your beauty isn't just apparent, it's absolutely vital.

Are you a cell membrane?

Because you must be made of phospholipids, 'cause you're giving me lipid bilayers!

Girl, just like a vacuole, you complete my cell because without you, my life would be pretty unstructured.

Like a vacuole in a cell, your beauty holds all I need, What a stunning mystery, you indeed proceed.

In the universe of biology, you're my vacuole so fine, storing all the sweetness and love that's divine.

You must be a cell membrane, because you've got me feeling a strong ion exchange of attraction.

Are you a liposome? Because I want to encapsulate you in my love.

Hey cutie, are you a phosphatidylinositol molecule? Because I’m ready to phospho-inositol my love for you.

Are you a membrane carrier protein? Because I’m ready to let you transport my love across your bilayer.

Are you a channel protein? Because I’d love to let you transport me across your membrane.

Are you a caveolae? Because I’m ready to let you form a little cave in my heart for our love.

Excuse me but are your sodium channels open? Cos I can really see some action potential

Are you a transport vesicle? Because I’m ready to deliver my love to you.

Are you a Phospholipid Desaturase? Because around you I feel kinky

Hey there, are you a phosphatidylserine molecule? Because you’re making me apoptotic with desire.

Hey there, are you a membrane-bound receptor? Because I’m ready to let you activate my heart’s desires.

Hey cutie, are you a lipid droplet? Because I’m ready to store all my love for you.

Baby let's make like a transport protein and pump some hydrogen.

You must be a plant cell, because you have captured my heart like a chloroplast.

Are you in telophase, because you have some nice cleavage.

Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

Can I also deposit my number into your mobile phone?

Boyfriend/ husband material. Will satisfy all your lonely needs and cook some awesome pizza rolls.

Are you a lytic virus? Because looking at you makes me want to bust out everything I have.

I’d rather we started dating earlier rather than later, so give me your number already.

Hey, are you a membrane-coating vesicle? Because I’m ready to coat you with my love.

Are you a transmembrane protein? Because I can’t get enough of your span across my bilayer.

Are you a phospholipid? Because you’ve got my head turning and my tail wagging.

Would you like to be the lucky guy who gets my real number? Give me your phone.

There is something wrong with my phone. Could you call it for me to see if it rings?

I send the best morning texts. But you’d know that already if I had your number.

Hey girl, are you a cell membrane? Because you’re selectively permeable, and I’m choosing you.

Are you a cell membrane? Because I can’t get enough of your lipid bilayer.

Are you cytochrome c oxydase ? Cuz I feel blue with you

I’m thinking about buying a new phone, because this crappy one doesn’t have your number in it.

Hey baby you a phospholipid bilayer because that tail is fatty

Are you a membrane-bound G protein? Because I’m ready to let you signal my heart’s desires.

Hey there, are you a clathrin-coated vesicle? Because I’m ready to let you coat me with your love.

Are you Bacteria? No worries I’m Cell Membrane... Let’s undergo Phagocytosis; I’ll eat you up.

Girl, are you looking for a cell phone plan? Because my family plan got a new line for you.

There must be something wrong with my phone, I need your number – again.

I just love what you are doing with your phospholipids (skin), they look radiant!

Hey cutie, are you a lipid raft? Because I’d love to float around with you.

Order fire, two shots of tequila and your phone number.

How am I supposed to shamelessly flirt with you in the middle of the night when I don’t have your number?

Are you a lipid monolayer? Because I’m ready to let you be the single layer of my heart.

Give me your phone number, I bet it would look better on my phone than in your head.

Are you a myelin sheath? Because you’re wrapping my heart up in love.

Hey, are you a glycolipid? Because you’re making my sugars spike.

Hey, are you a membrane-bound receptor? Because I’m ready to respond to your signals.

Are you a GLUT receptor because I feel like insulin?

I don’t care if you make six digits. I just want your seven digits.

Are you a membrane potential? Because you’re giving me electrifying feelings.

The mitochondria, much like my penis is the powerhouse of the cell

What's a smart, attractive person like myself doing without your mobile number?

Dang you must be a transport protein because you’ve penetrated my barriers.

Are you a peripheral protein? Because you’re holding me tight to your membrane.

Are you Glutamate? Because you’re getting me all excited

Are you a G-protein coupled receptor? Because I am totally coupled to you!

You dont need ABCs ( transporters) to get my membranes pumping!

Do you like magic tricks? Give me your phone to see my number appear on it!

Is your membrane semi-permeable? Because I’d like to permeate please.

Babe, you are the smoothest fluid mosaic model for my membrane!

I lost my cell phone number, can I have yours?

Do you have a cell phone? Because the cell tower in my pants would like to connect with you.

The number one thing holding back my smile is your phone number.

Would you mind holding my phone for a second? You know, my phone is still missing your number.

Hey girl, are you a self-assembled membrane, likely to have been produced from amphiphilic compounds? Because you look like the start of something wonderful.

You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

I bet you smiled when you saw my name pop up on your phone just now.

Is that a phone in your pocket? Because I can see my contact inside your pants.

Are you a lipid raft? Because I want to float around with you in love.

I’d like to permeate your endoplasmic reticulum? Sorry, all I got on short notice.

Are you a membrane-bound ion channel? Because I’m ready to let you conduct my heart’s electricity.

Hey there, are you a cholesterol molecule? Because you’re helping keep my fluidity just right.

Hey, are you a membrane-associated cytoskeleton? Because I’m ready to support you with all my heart.

Hey cutie, are you a membrane-bound kinase? Because I’m ready to let you phosphorylate my love for you.

I carry my cell phone not to feel important but so I can call you when I miss you.

Hey, are you a SNARE complex because I am totally attached to you!

I avoid putting all my eggs in a basket but give me your number and, you’ll be the first I break this rule for.

Are you a cell junction? Because I’m ready to connect with you.

You're the only thing about this ride worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

You must have strong signals, because the cell phone in my pants just got full bars.

Can I get your Telophase number? Cause I want to split you in two.

Hey, are you a lipid anchor? Because I’m ready to attach myself to you.

Are you a caveolin? Because I’m ready to let you form a cave around my heart.

If you gave me your number, I’d give you something even better.

Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat kiss is callin’ me!

Hey girl, are you a cell phone. Because I just want to look at you and touch you all night long.

I’m winning this race to get your number. Are you game?

Girl, you are my mitochondria because you control my cell.

If you think I’m good at flirting now, wait until you flirt with me over the phone.

I wish I was your phone. So you'd be on me all day.

How can I plan our wedding without your number?

I was going to send you n**... last night, but then I realized I didn’t have your number.

Hey, are you a membrane-bound adhesion protein? Because I’m ready to stick with you through thick and thin.

Can you give me your number so I can PHONE you?

Error 404: Your phone number seems to be missing from my phone.

My score may not be that good but my phone number sure is!

I am glad my mobile phone has GPS, because I am totally getting lost in your beautiful eyes.

Want to play a game? Winner gets the loser’s phone number.

Do you know the difference between you and the new phone? The new iphone costs $1,000 and you are priceless.

Roses are red, violets are blue, give me your number, so I can bloom with you.

You’re cute. Can I have your number?

"If you were a central vacuole, you'd be the reason my cells stay healthy and happy!"

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't get through to you without breaking down my barriers."

"You must be the nucleus of a cell, because I feel like an electron being attracted to your positive energy."

I lost my cell phone, would you mind calling it real quick?

"Like a cell's guiding light, I'm the flagellum; with your love, life takes a beautiful rhythm."

"Just as a flagellum keeps cells moving, your stunning grace keeps my heart forever grooving."

Do you have a name you want me to save you as in my phone or should I just put 'mine'.

c**.... Something is wrong with my cell phone. {Oh Really. What is that?} Its just that...your numbers not in it.

"Are you a spreadsheet? Because I can't Excel in life without feeling your 'cell' next to mine."

"Are you a cell? Because my biology textbook didn't mention anything about an angelic mitochondria that powers my heart."

If you were to be as rich as your number, how much are you worth?

"Are you a cell block? Because I’m ready to commit… to binge-watching Nanbaka with you!"

"You must be a cell membrane, because you make my heart beat faster with your semi-permeable charm!"

"Your beauty makes me feel like a cell - unable to get past your captivating wall."

"Are you a cell wall? Because I can't seem to break through your tough exterior, but I'm dying to see what's inside."

Haha, can you imagine Trump in a jail cell? Talk about a reality show twist! So, what's your favorite guilty pleasure TV show?

"Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm feeling a connection that's making my heart ring louder than any cell phone."

Maybe he'll start a reality show in jail - "The Real Housewives of Cell Block C." #LockHimUpInStyle

"Just like a lysosome, you're essential to my life's process, and definitely the hottest part of my cell."

"Are you a cell? Because I can't help but feel we've got some fantastic chemistry."

"Baby, you're like the nucleolus of my cell, the most essential part that keeps my heart beating."

"I'm a flagellum, propelling with grace, won't you be the cell that completes my chase?"

"You must be a cell wall because you're not just attractive, you're uniquely permeable to my love vibes."

Maybe Trump will start a reality show from jail – "The Apprentice: Cell Block Edition." Think we should pitch the idea?

"Are you a cell membrane? Because I can't help but be attracted to your selectively permeable charm."

If you had the same amount of money of your cellphone number.. How much would that be?

"Like a cell wall you stand, resilient and grand, could I be the water to your plant, and hold your lovely hand?"