Top 48 Cell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth Cell chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include killer conversation starters and useful comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work as best Tinder openers.

1. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

2. Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

3. Why don't you share this big cell with me?

4. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

5. Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

6. You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

   their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

7. Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!

8. You must be red blood cell, cause you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.

9. Are you a spreadsheet?

   Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

10. Grunt + moan = groan

    Water + fall = waterfall
    
    Cell + phone = cellphone
    
    Note + book = notebook
    
    Read + it = reddit
    
    Me + you = a great time

Funny cell pickup lines

I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?
It doesn't have your number in it.

Hey girl, are you a cell phone.

Because I just want to look at you all night long.

Are you bone marrow?

Because I feel a surge in Red Blood Cells down south, you maybe the reason why

Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen straight from my lungs and into my heart

Do you have Leukemia?

Because I would donate my white cells to you

Hey girl, are you a cell going through cytokines?
Cuz I’d really like to get a look at that cleavage [furrow]

Girl are you a cell going through cytokinesis?

Cuz I’d really like to see that cleavage [furrow]

Are you the Mitochondria?

Cuz you’re the powerhouse of my cell.

Are you my cardiac muscle cells?

Because you're always in my heart

Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?

Bcoz dat ass is calling me!!

Are you in prison?

Because I’m looking for your cell number

I want you to decribe you cell number to me.

But u can only use digits

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it

Well spread my cheeks and call me "cell bitch;" you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.

I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.

Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.

You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!

Are you an iridium nuclear-energy cell/ hydrogen fuel cell? Because I can't live without you.

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number. (Zombie)

You must be a cell, cause my DNA is all in you.