Top 50 Cell Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Cell conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.
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Are you a red blood cell?
Because you never fail to deliver what my heart needs
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Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!
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Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.
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Are you a prison cell?
Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
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Why don't you share this big cell with me?
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If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.
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Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.
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Hey girl are you a cancer cell?
Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart
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You know what are my last two brain cells are doing
their confused because they can't understand how cute you are
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Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat kiss is callin’ me!
Funny cell pickup lines
I lost my cell phone, would you mind calling it real quick?
Are you an embryotic stem cell?
Cuz I wanna make you my baby
You must be red blood cell, cause you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.
Are you a cell phone??
Because I can't put my eyes out of you.
Grunt + moan = groan
Water + fall = waterfall
Cell + phone = cellphone
Note + book = notebook
Read + it = reddit
Me + you = a great time
Are you a red blood cell?
Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)
I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?
It doesn't have your number in it.
Hey girl, are you a cell phone.
Because I just want to look at you all night long.
Are you bone marrow?
Because I feel a surge in Red Blood Cells down south, you maybe the reason why
Are you a red blood cell?
Because you take the oxygen straight from my lungs and into my heart
Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!
Do you have Leukemia?
Because I would donate my white cells to you
Girl are you a cell going through cytokinesis?
Cuz I’d really like to see that cleavage [furrow]
Are you the Mitochondria?
Cuz you’re the powerhouse of my cell.
Are you my cardiac muscle cells?
Because you're always in my heart
Girl, do you have cell phone in your back pocket?
Bcoz dat kiss is calling me!!
Are you in prison?
Because I’m looking for your cell number
I want you to decribe you cell number to me.
But u can only use digits
Your cell block or mine?
Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.
Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.
You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!