Top 50 Cell Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Cell pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams!

2. Give me you cell phone number, I will call you when I need another drink.

3. Are you a prison cell?

   Cause i want to be stuck in you forever

4. Why don't you share this big cell with me?

5. If I were a Shwann cell, I'd squeeze around your axon and give you a fast action potential.

6. Are you a deadly pathogen? Coz my white blood cell cannot stop you from coming into my mind.

7. You know what are my last two brain cells are doing

   their confused because they can't understand how cute you are

8. Hey girl are you a cancer cell?

   Cuz each day passing you grow more and more in my heart

9. Is that a cell phone in yo pocket? Cuz dat ass is callin’ me!

10. You must be red blood cell, cause you take the oxygen away from my lungs and straight to my heart.

Funny cell pickup lines

Are you a spreadsheet?
Cause I would merge cells with you on this table

Grunt + moan = groan

Water + fall = waterfall

Cell + phone = cellphone

Note + book = notebook

Read + it = reddit

Me + you = a great time

Are you a red blood cell?

Because you take the oxygen from my lungs and bring it to my heart :)

I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.

Are you bone marrow?

Because I feel a surge in Red Blood Cells down south, you maybe the reason why

Are you a red blood cell?
Because you take the oxygen straight from my lungs and into my heart

Mature cell seeks same who still enjoys cycling and won't go apoptotic on me. Let's fight senescence together!

Do you have Leukemia?

Because I would donate my white cells to you

Hey girl, are you a cell going through cytokines?

Cuz I’d really like to get a look at that cleavage [furrow]

Girl are you a cell going through cytokinesis?

Cuz I’d really like to see that cleavage [furrow]

Are you the Mitochondria?

Cuz you’re the powerhouse of my cell.

Are you my cardiac muscle cells?

Because you're always in my heart

Are you in prison?

Because I’m looking for your cell number

I want you to decribe you cell number to me.

But u can only use digits

Your cell block or mine?

There is something wrong with my cell phone. It doesn't have your number in it

Well spread my cheeks and call me "cell bitch;" you're prettier than anyone I ever met in the joint!

If I had a cell phone, or any fingers, I would ask you for your number.

I just love the way you made Cell go perfect! Think you could do that for me?

Just call me Cell, because I want to stick it in you.

Super Saiyan 2 Gohan defeated Cell with only one hand. I've got a much easier job you can do with it.

You're the only thing about this traffic worth smiling about! Got a cell phone? I'd love to chat with you!

Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control cause I just saw a fox!