Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Is your dad a thief? Because your hair looks like a masterpiece from a museum.

Hey girl, are you the sea wave? I see you come. I'm getting thirsty. I will drink your salty juice.

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

You may love my funny bone. But you will love my b**... even more.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Do you come here often and sit hopelessly under the dim lights of the bar? I might just make your life even more meaningless.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

Do you know I have tattoo on my p**...? Come to my place and find out.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

Damn baby is your body from McDonalds?(No Why?) Because I'm Lovin' It

Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Damn girl I’d love to kiss those beautiful, luscious lips. And the ones on your face.

Babe, your smile makes me flush with blush.

Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

I dreamed I blew up a shampoo factory. Hope it wasn’t yours because your hair looks perfect.

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

Are you waiting impatiently for the reaper to come harvest your soul? Your soul is mine.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Your lips look really dry. I could moisturize them for you if you want

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

Your hair is beautiful. Don't let anyone tell you any different.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

If all women have flawless hair like yours, hairdressers will go out of business!

My boners wants to party in your forest.

Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

Freaky Friday! h**... I'm just glad it's Friday.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my b**....

Are you w**... Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

I must be dancing with the devil, because you're hot as h**....

Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

Perfection is defined only when your heart is next to mine.

You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Girl are you loud? Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you.

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Since it's the times of allergies, I hope your nose isn't the only thing that leaks when you see me.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

Can I have your ears? Because I want to nibble on them.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Are you my nose? Because you take my breath away.

I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?

Babe, you will need ear protection because I will make you into a loud instrument tonight.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

You have a beautiful voice. I bet it would sound even better muffled by my p**....

Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite and lips.