Do you like cake? Do you like fat asses? Do you want to eat cake off my fat ass?

Hatchling, you put the "ass" in Jurassic.

Your hair is everywhere, mind if I brush it out of your face?

Is your daddy a donkey? Because you have a great ass!

Your breasts remind me of Mount Rushmore - my face should be among them.

I will love you from the first to the last.

Is it hot in here or is it just your hair?

I hope your day is as nice as your butt.

Allow me to find your natural frequency

I don't care about your past babe. I just want to bury my b**... in your backyard.

Is it hot in here, or are your boobs just huge?

Are you a thirsty pie? I would fill cream into your dry inside.

Long hair makes you hotter. This is science.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Babe I am thirsty? How deep do I need to dig to get to your water.

Babe, looking for a ride? You could sit on my lap all night.

Wanna Come Back to My Room and Listen to Some Belle and Sebastian?

Babe, do you want to ride my hair?

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes.

You want to see my tattoos? We need to do some t**... for Tat exchanges.

We should get together, I've heard it's good for bone density.

You could sit on my face any time, and I will let you eat all the way to your heart.

Girl you make me pass out from dehydration when I see you. Because you being so hot make me so thirsty.

I shaved my p**... hair into the shape of some mistletoe.

I hope you like dragons, because I'll be dragon my balls across your face tonight.

They plated all my bones with adamantium. Yes, including the b**....

I can't see my p**.... Can you tell me what it looks like?

By any chance are you a face mask? Because I want you to cover my mouth and nose.

Your ears are beautiful, and I want to put a ring on it.

No wonder the sky is gray today. Your hair is outshining the sun.

Could you please step away from the bar? Your hair looks so hot you’re melting all the ice.

Wanna sit on my lap and take a ride on my magical wand?

Girl, I want to live in the trashcan of your hearts.

Do you love breaking stuff? Perhaps we should smash to demolish your p**... tonight.

Is you daddy named Oliver, because soon you'll be Oliver this d**....

I wonder if your hair would hold after we roll in the sheets.

Babe, your smile makes me flush with blush.

Are you a cigarette? Because you got a hot butt.

Girl, you are so hot you are making a part me into the hardest thing I know.

Let’s check out, whether your lip color stays.

Do you believe in love at first sight or do you believe life is pointless?

Unlike my hair color you're not just a phase.

Your body is made up entirely of skeletons. Another bone won’t hurt.

It looks like your jeans need me to fill you up with some friction.

You're so hot, that if you ate a piece of bread, you'd p**... out toast!

Babe, I will turn that blush into a full on glow.

Girl are you wet yet? Because my little buddy is thirsty.

Are your parents assholes? Because your the shit.

Girl, would you kill me with your love?

Excuse me, I am about to go m**... and needed a name to go with the face.

Are you life's meaning? Because I have visions about meeting you one day.

Are you Monday? Because you can s**... my d**....

Your body is 70 percent water… and I’m thirsty.

Are you from the ghetto? Because I'm about to ghetto hold of dat ass.

You are not getting how much I want you. Perhaps we need your flesh on my b**....

Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your huge boobs.

It's not alcohol's fault that I am read, you are the one who made me blush.

Hey baby, my name is d**.... Wanna s**... my Richard? Happy Suckday!

You light up my day and are music to my ears.

Girl, I want to pierce more than your ears tonight.

My soul may be black, but my snapchat heart is red for you baby.

Someone s**... my lap, I think this girl needs a clean place to sit.

Your lips look really dry. I could moisturize them for you if you want

Girl, I am bad to my b**.... Make it good.

You're so hot you could make a deceased man's d**... rise from the dead!

Hey baby, you've got something on your butt - my eyes!

Your curly hair is like ocean wave. They’re beautiful, inspiring and hard to turn away from.

I am not afraid to keep on living, but I am afraid to continue my life without you.

Girl, are you ready for my liquid blush to make you really blush?

You can call me cake, because I'll go straight to your ass.

I bet you a dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.

Girl are you thirsty from a dry spell? Let me turn on the c**... faucet for you.

You know how to make your hair look even better? In my lap.

If all women have flawless hair like yours, hairdressers will go out of business!

My boners wants to party in your forest.

Just with red lips, you look so stunning. I wonder what makeup will do.

This is a funny Lips pickup line! I got a six inch sub you can put between your lips.

Do you like pudding? Because I'll be pudding this d**... in your ass.

I may not have pointed ears, but every time you're around I become a wood elf.

Babe, with a nose like mine I can satisfy both of you at the same time.

Your hair absolutely, astoundingly gorgeous and that's the least beautiful thing about you.

Babe you got a sweet ass, and you need to sit on my lap because I got sweet candy cane to match.

Would you slap me if I asked to see your breasts? What if I see with my hands?

Babe, I am thirsty for your lips.

If you have time, we can go around my bone yard.

Your forever is all that I need. Do you want to share a pointless life with me.

I think it's time I tell you what people are saying behind your back... "Nice ass!"

Is your name Cindy/ Ella/ Cinderella? Cause I see that dress disappearing by midnight.

I wrote your name on my wrist as a sign of our love.

Want to play battleship with those lips, you can hit on me anywhere.

Is your daddy a boxer? "No Why?" Because your one h**... of a knock out!!!

Are your legs tired? Sit on my laps and take a rest.

Do you know it is t**... Tuesday? It will mean the world to me if I can caress, nibble, and s**... on your sexy boobs.

[Point at her butt] Pardon me, is this seat taken?

You look so familiar… didn't we take a class together? I could've sworn we had chemistry.

Can I borrow your ears? Because I want to whisper sweet nothing into them.

I'm not staring at your boobs, I'm staring at your heart.

Mind if I sit down because your beauty is making me dizzy.

Babe, if you get tired from dancing, you could always sit on my lap.

Girl, you are so hot. I can feel it in my b**....

Damn! You with those curves and me without brakes!

Are you w**... Wonka's daughter, Because you look sweet and delicious.

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you consider getting a lip ring and gauges in your ears so I can actually find you attractive?

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Are you an animal? Because I'm gonna tame you with my bone.

You taught me the meaning of life, maybe it is not so hopeless anymore.

Perfection is defined only when your heart is next to mine.

You really shouldn’t dye your hair. You’re messing with perfection.

The best curve on a girl is her smile. Just kidding... look at that ass.

Girl are you loud? Because you'd need some ear protection when I'm drilling you.

Your lips seem lonely. Do they want some company?

Since it's the times of allergies, I hope your nose isn't the only thing that leaks when you see me.

They asked me for drugs, so I told them about your smile.

Give drink to those who are thirsty, and feed the hungry," How about dinner?

Is your daddy a farmer? Because you sure do know how to raise the c**....

Can I have your ears? Because I want to nibble on them.

Did you sit on donuts? Because you got a fat ass.

Damn baby, is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm sure feeling a strong connection

Are you an interior decorator? Because you are making this room beautiful

What’s the difference between me and your couch? I feel better to sit on.

You're giving me a serious bone condition.

Hey girl, you must be Cinderella, because I see that dress disappearing at midnight.

Are you my nose? Because you take my breath away.

I couldn’t help noticing that you have beautiful hair.

I may not be Santa but you can sit on my lap any day other than Christmas.

Babe, you will need ear protection because I will make you into a loud instrument tonight.

Babe you can have my ears any night. Because I just want to hear you talk.

Excuse me, you have a sensuous overbite and lips.

Amazing Tattoo, amazing t**... Too.

Why pay for a bra, when I would gladly hold your boobs up all day for free?