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Top 50 Bodies Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Bodies pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

  1. Heeey girl, you have a nice body.

    Like the one buried in my backyard.

  2. You see, your body is 70% water

    And I’m thirsty

  3. Are you butt-dialing?

    Because I swear that ass is calling me

  4. Hey are you into geology?

    Cause your body rocks.

  5. I'm not an organ donor

    But I'd be happy to put my body parts inside you.

  6. Hey girl, do you have an externally-located scrotum?

    Because your body is really hot

  7. Dammnn baby! Your body must be from McDonalds? Cause “I’m Loving It”!

  8. If I said you had a nice body would you hold it against me? Because if you don't I'm going to die of hypothermia.

  9. Say girl, are you related to Henry George? Cause I only wanna tax that body once.

  10. Who need a perfect body, when you are a perfect nobody.

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If I told you you had a celestial body would you hold it against me?

All of my gym buddy is to have a perfect body, but for me my goal is to have you.

Hey baby, is your name scorpion because your body is telling me to 'get over here'.

I wanna bust that body; ooh yeah, ooh yeah.

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Is that a full body scan in your back pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I don't like to show off but...I can stretch my entire body. My ENTIRE body.

If I said you had a pale body would you hold it against me?

There is nothing accidental about your body, baby. No sharps, no flats, all curves...

If I said you had a good body would you let me stand next to you and talk to your' owner?

I was freezing, until I saw your hot body.

Is your body from McDonald's miss? Cause i'm lovin' it.

If I told you that you had a nice body would you hold it against me?

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With you my body's defense mechanism shuts off entirely, I think your hotness fried the wires.

I'm Baberham Lincoln and I'm here to emancipate your body from those clothes.

Hey baby, let's lay and learn what each other's bodies are for.

Hey, have you been blowing things up? Because I swear that's some smoking hot body.

Knock Knock Who's there? Anime!

Anime who? Are you from Japan? Cause you got anime-zing body. 

Is your body McDonald's? Cos I'm lovin' it.

Shh shhh. You won't get pregnant, you're body just takes care of those things.

Are you mic tape? Cause I want you leaving scars all over my body.

You know what people do to survive in the cold? Snuggle up and use each other as body warmth. Are you a survivor?

Hey girl. Maybe later I can show you my body bending.

I'm gonna need to tax your foreign body.