50 Nail Pick Up lines

Use the best nail pick up lines here. Take advantage of the best nail related pick up lines. Whether you are a manicure or a pedicure, pick up girls or guys. Take advantage of the cheesy and funny pick up lines about nails.

Best Working Nail Pickup Lines

A good Nail hook up lines and rizz that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

You’re a work of art.

Let me nail you against a wall.
Is your name Jesus?

Coz you getting nailed tonight.
Let’s play carpenter!

First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
Are you a fan of rock music?

Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail
Hey girl are you Jesus?…

…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

eh kinda works
Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

Short and cute nail pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nail are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.

Nail me with your cross.

Are you Jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you.

You look like a piece of art

I should nail you against the wall ;)

You’re a work of art,
Now let me nail you against the wall.

Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

Cheesy nail Pickup Lines to Steal Your Crush's Heart

Are you a painting?

Because I want to nail you against the wall

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

I have a beard. And I am good at sex.

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my v**...?

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

Corny nail Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Nail conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.

Hey girl, are you Jesus?

Cause I wanna nail you :)

I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.

If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

A quad cork isn’t the only thing I’ll be nailing today.

Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Hey baby, I'm just like Judas

I'm going to get you nailed after dinner tonight

A good nail Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and smooth Nail hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Are You a Nail?

Because i want to kiss you on the wall

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?
Because I want to nail you so hard

Girl are you a painting?

Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)

Are you furniture? Cause

I wanna nail you on every wall 🧱

Are you a peace of art

Because I want to nail you againt my wall

The name's Hammer

Wanna get nailed?

Damn girl you wanna know why my bedrooms called the toolshed

How about we both get hammered then nail eachother until we're saw all over

You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

Are you roadkill?

I wanna pick you up, take you home and nail you to the wall.

Do you want to play carpenter?

We can get hammered and ill nail you!

Are you wood?

Cause I wanna nail you

Hey do you want to do some role play?

I'll be the hammer and you be the nail

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nail love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nail chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.