You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.

Nail me with your cross.

Are you Jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you.

You look like a piece of art

I should nail you against the wall ;)

Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

Are you a painting?

Because I want to nail you against the wall

Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my v**...?

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.

Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

Hey girl, are you Jesus?

Cause I wanna nail you :)

I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.

If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

"Your nail art looks stunning, how about we mix our colors together and create our own love story?"

"Your nails look stunning, but they're nothing compared to your beautiful smile. Care to show me more?"

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

"Your brown skin glows brighter than any nail polish, got me hooked like your YouTube tutorials and physique."

"Are you a carpenter? Because I feel like you're the expert at hitting nails on the head... or in my case, ass."

"Excuse me, but I can't help noticing your talent in nails. How about you polish my heart like a masterpiece too?"

"Your manicure is as flawless as you, sweetheart. How about we intertwine fingers for life?"

"Are your nails painted, or did you just steal the colors of the sunset? Either way, they’re stunning!"

Are you a magician? Because every time I look at your nails, all my other problems disappear!

"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I show you my toenails again?"

"Are you a nail file? Because you just smoothed out all my rough edges!"

"For a delusional blonde, you've certainly nailed the tall, absolutely breathtaking reality."

"I must be a polish brush, because I can’t help but want to glide over those gorgeous nails of yours."

"As you paint those nails with grace, my heart's in awe of your lovely face."

"Is your nail polish called 'Unforgettable'? Because I can't stop admiring your beautiful hands, darling."

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

"With those pink lips and black nails, you’re like a work of art—I’d love to be your muse."

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

"Are you a toe nail? Because you’ve just polished my day with your smile!"

"I must say, your nail color perfectly matches the sparkle in your eyes—both are absolutely captivating!"

"Only if I get to be your co-star! I can totally nail the part of 'The Guy Who Always Forgets the Popcorn.' 🍿😄"

"Are your toenails painted? Because they must be the prettiest things I’ve seen since my last pedicure!"

"Your nails are so perfectly manicured, they're like a work of art. Can I be your canvas next?"

"Your nails are the only art I need in my life, Picasso would be jealous of their masterpiece."

"You nail every look you wear, but how about we hammer out some details for a date?"

"Those toe nails must be magic because they’ve got me falling for you from head to toe!"

"Do you sing? Because your presence makes me feel like I've nailed the solo in my life's symphony."

Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

Is your name "Mani"? Because you've got me feeling like a perfect 10!

A quad cork isn’t the only thing I’ll be nailing today.

"I can't help but get nailed by your beauty. How about we paint our nights with passion?"

"Are you a nail polish? Because you've just added the perfect splash of color to my day!"

"Just like your perfectly shaped nails, I can't help but be drawn to your sharp sense of style and alluring charm."

"I must be a nail, because every time I see you, I get hammered by your beauty."

"I must say, your nail game is strong. It's got me thinking about other ways you could pamper me."

"Those nails are sexy, but I bet they’d look even better wrapped around me."

"Are your nails as passionate as your eyes, because they've been driving me crazy all night?"

"Are you a nail polish? Because you just brightened up my day with your color!"

"Those nails are sharp enough to catch my heart—careful, I might just fall for you!"

"Your nails are so stunning, they're almost as captivating as your smile. Can I be your hand model?"

"Those nails are dangerously beautiful, much like their owner. Care to scratch beneath my surface?"

Your nails are so hot, they should come with a warning label - danger: may cause heart palpitations.

"Your nails are goals, just like you. Can I be the one to admire them up close next time?"

Are you a nail polish color? Because you make my heart skip a coat!

Are you a magician? Because with nails like that, you've definitely cast a spell on me.

"Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? And don't worry, I've just had a manicure!"

"Is your name Pedicure? Because you make my heart feel perfectly groomed and ready to shine!"

"I must be a polish, because I can’t help but shine brighter whenever you're around doing your nails."

"Are your nails the canvas? Because with those eyes, you've painted my world in the brightest of colors."

"Are your nails done by a magician? Because they’re making my heart disappear with every color you choose!"

"Watching you do your nails is mesmerizing; I bet you’d paint my world with that same talent."

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

"Are your nails as sharp as your looks? Because they're absolutely nailing my heart right now."

"Is there a manicure for stealing hearts? Because your nails sure seem skilled at it!"

"Your nails are a masterpiece, baby. How about we add another beautiful story to them together?"

Are you a nail? Because you are perfectly shaped and always leave me impressed.

Hey baby, I'm just like Judas

I'm going to get you nailed after dinner tonight

You're as tough as nails, but I see the softness in your eyes. Can I unravel more layers?

"Is your nail polish magnetic? Because I'm incredibly attracted to your hands right now."

"Do you believe in love at first swipe, or should I buff my way into your heart?"

Your nails are like a work of art, just like the masterpiece that is you. Can I admire both?

"Are you a nail artist? Because your beauty is as captivating as your perfect polish!"

"Do you come with a nail lamp? Because every time I see you, my world lights up."

"Are you a nail polish? Because you just added a splash of color to my day, and I can't resist!"

"Are you a nail polish? Because you just added a splash of color to my otherwise boring day!"

You must be a DIY expert because you've nailed the art of stealing my breath away.

"Are your nails as passionate as you? Cause they're making me feel like I've hit the jackpot of beauty."

"Are your nails a weapon? They've just pierced right through my heart with their stunning charm."

Are you a nail? Because you're driving me crazy with how perfectly you fit me.

"Your nails are stunning, but nothing compares to the beauty of your smile. Mind if I make you laugh?"

"Your nails look gorgeous, just like you. Let me take you out and show you off."

Oh, I'm a pro at this! I'm going to go with... the planet Mars. Nailed it, right? 😉

"Are you a nail artist? Because every moment I spend with you, adds color to my life."

"Your smile shines like polished toes, a beauty that even the moonlight knows."

Do you have a map? I just got lost in your perfectly manicured nails.

"Your nails are stunning! If they’re this beautiful, I can only imagine the creativity behind them."

"Is your nail polish magnetic? Because I'm irresistibly drawn to your hands, and the beauty they hold is undeniable."

"Your nails are a masterpiece. The way they're polished makes my heart beat faster."

"Just like your nails, beautiful and always on point, I'd love to hold the perfect hand they adorn."

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

"With each stroke of polish, a work of art, your beauty shines and captivates my heart."

"Are you into carpentry? Because I'm looking for a real man who knows how to handle his tools and nails it right."

"Love the confidence! Just make sure to add 'personal cheerleader' to your resume for when I nail that first date. 😉"

"I must say, your nail game is on point; it matches the spark in your eyes perfectly."

"Are your nails as stunning as you? Because they both deserve a little extra attention tonight."

"Those red nails of yours are as fiery as your personality, can't help but imagine how they'd feel tracing my skin."

Are You a Nail?

Because i want to kiss you on the wall

"Do you believe in love at first mani, or should I buff and shine again?"

"Your nails look stunning, but they're nothing compared to the beauty of your smile. Can I see both up close?"

"Is it just your nails you've mastered, or is making hearts flutter another trick up your sleeve?"

"Your nails are like artwork, and I'd love to explore the rest of the gallery."

Your smile is like the finishing touch on a beautiful manicure - simply stunning and irresistible.

"Excuse me, but those nails are as stunning as your smile! Can I be the reason for your next masterpiece?"

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Are you jesus?

Cuz I wanna nail you to death

"Are your nails as passionate as you? Because they sure nailed my heart with their stunning beauty."

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?

Because I want to nail you so hard

Girl are you a painting?

Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)

"Are those toe nails polished? Because they’re just as stunning as your smile, and I'd love to admire them closer."

In a world that's tough as nails, your support never fails. You're an angel in human form, setting sails.

"As a nail artist model pure and bright, your beauty inspires my every night."

Are you furniture? Cause

I wanna nail you on every wall 🧱

"Your nails are as sharp as your wit, darling. Let's scratch the surface and explore the depths of passion together."

"Are your nails as passionate as your eyes? Because they're driving me crazy with desire."

If you were my interviewer, I'd nail every question just to spend more time with you.

"Your nails are fire, but the real sparks are flying from your Instagram stories. Can I take you out sometime?"

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your stunning nail art.

"Are you a nail polish? Because you just added a pop of color to my day!"

"Playing a kid character? Nice! I once played a tree in a school play—really nailed that photosynthesis part. Got any dramatic tree stories?"

"With your pink hair and those killer black nails, it's like you're a fantasy I can't wait to explore."

"Your grey eyes are like enchanting storm clouds, and every nail art you create strikes me like thunder, gorgeous."

Are you a peace of art

Because I want to nail you againt my wall

"Do you like to laugh? Because whenever I see your smile, it feels like I've just nailed the world's funniest joke!"

"Do you believe in love at first manicure, or should I paint my nails again for better results?"