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Top 50 Nail Pick Up lines

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  1. You’re a work of art.

    Let me nail you against a wall.

  2. Is your name Jesus?

    Coz you getting nailed tonight.

  3. Let’s play carpenter!

    First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.

  4. Are you a fan of rock music?

    Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail

  5. Hey girl are you Jesus?…

    …cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.

    eh kinda works

  6. Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

    Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

  7. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

  8. Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.

  9. Nail me with your cross.

  10. Are you Jesus?

    Cuz I wanna nail you.


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May I dig my nails into your back?

You look like a piece of art

I should nail you against the wall ;)

You’re a work of art,

Now let me nail you against the wall.

Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

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Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.

I have a beard. And I am good at sex.

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.

Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

Hey girl, are you a painting?

Because I wanna nail you in my house.

Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.

Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.

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I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.

If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.

With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up

Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?

Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.

Are you jesus?

cause i wanna nail you

A quad cork isn’t the only thing I’ll be nailing today.

Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.

What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Hey baby, I'm just like Judas

I'm going to get you nailed after dinner tonight

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?