Top 50 Nail Pick Up lines
Use the best nail pick up lines here. Take advantage of the best nail related pick up lines. Whether you are a manicure or a pedicure, pick up girls or guys. Take advantage of the cheesy and funny pick up lines about nails.
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You’re a work of art.
Let me nail you against a wall.
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Is your name Jesus?
Coz you getting nailed tonight.
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Let’s play carpenter!
First, we’ll get hammered, then I’ll nail you.
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Are you a fan of rock music?
Cuz I'll show you my nine inch nail
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Hey girl are you Jesus?…
…cuz i wanna nail you against some wood.
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Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?
Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed
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You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.
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Hey are you Jesus? Because I wanna nail you good.
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Nail me with your cross.
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Are you Jesus?
Cuz I wanna nail you.
Working nail pickup lines
May I dig my nails into your back?
You look like a piece of art
I should nail you against the wall ;)
You’re a work of art,
Now let me nail you against the wall.
Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.
Babe, let's work construction. I will hand you my wood and we could nail and screw.
I have a beard. And I am good at sex.
I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?
I’m gonna take out my hammer and nail myself to your heart.
Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.
Hey girl, are you a painting?
Because I wanna nail you in my house.
Do you want a drink? I'll get hammered and you will get nailed.
Babe, I'll drill you first then nail you good.
I am a hammerhead shark, and I am about to nail you tonight.
If you think my haircut is well groomed, you should check out my ass.
With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.
I am a good carpenter, I can nail you any time, and I promise I won't screw up
Hey girl, are you dimensional lumber?
Because I’d like to lay you flat and nail you.
Are you jesus?
cause i wanna nail you
A quad cork isn’t the only thing I’ll be nailing today.
Babe I am the best carpenter, I know how to hammer, screw, and nail.
What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?
Hey baby, I'm just like Judas
I'm going to get you nailed after dinner tonight
Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?
