Top 50 Nail Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nail pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. You’re a work of art.

   Let me nail you against a wall.

2. Hey girl, are you a DaVinci painting?

   Because i want to nail you on the wall behind my bed

3. You know, I've always found bruised legs, short nails and three days without a shower dead sexy.

4. Nail me with your cross.

5. May I dig my nails into your back?

6. Call me the Yellow Eye Demon but I would nail you to the ceiling and light a fire.

7. Is your name Piccolo? Because I wanna Nail you.

8. Hey girl, are you a painting?

   Because I wanna nail you in my house.

9. With that smile, you could nail Lucifer to the cross.

10. What is this word "Spa"? I feel like you are starting to say a word and you are not finishing it. Are you trying to say spaghetti? Are you taking me for a spaghetti day?

Funny nail pickup lines

Is this your real hair? Because I saw one just like it on a mannequin in the hair store but it was real expensive! So can I have your number?

I really like your beard. Can I touch it with my vagina?

I'll treat you like Jesus, nail you and let you hang around for a while.

Are you related to Jesus? Because you're pretty good with getting nailed.

Damn girl, are you Jesus Christ because

I wanna nail you

Are you Jesus from Nazareth?
Because I want to nail you so hard

Girl are you a painting?

Cuz I wanna nail you on the wall behind your bed ;)

Hey girl, you got any nail polish remover?

Cause dat ass, it toned

The name's Hammer

Wanna get nailed?

You're equivalent to Jesus.

You're all I get on my knees for, and you're definitely getting nailed.

Are you roadkill?

I wanna pick you up, take you home and nail you to the wall.

Do you want to play carpenter?

We can get hammered and ill nail you!

Two things you need to know about me:

1. I am hung over.

2. Many times I like to say the word "over" for no reason.

BOOM! Nailed it!!

Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail

You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall

Ayy girl, are you a pagan?

'Cause I want to satur-*nail-ya*

Are you a nail?

Because I’d like to pound you in all the wrong places.

Girl, are you Pontius Pilate?

Because I'll rise if you nail me.

Hey baby, are you a nail?

Because I wanna smash you with my hammer.

Hey girl are you a board

Because I want to get you hammered and nail you.

Are you a block of wood?

Cause I want to nail you

I hope you dont have tetnus cause tonight you're gonna nail me.

Are you Jesus?

Coz i wanna nail you SO bad