Top 50 Finger Pick Up lines

Are you my guitar?

Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

Are you a bowling ball?

Because you’re about to get fingered

Are you a guitar?

Cause I wanna grab you by the neck and finger you.

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 10 fingers 11th one is for you.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I admire your f**... abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Are you guitar?

coz my fingers can make you make over 100 different sounds...

Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

Are you a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Do you want to do some finger warm ups?

Roses are red, Violets are blue...I got 5 fingers but these ️ two are for you...

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

Are you a bag of Doritos?

Because I wanna lick my fingers when I'm done ;)

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

You remind me of a guitar.

I want to grab you by the neck, throw you over my shoulder, and get my fingers all over that fretboard!

(might have to mime setting up your air guitar to not be too scary)

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got 10 fingers. Tonight I'll give you two.

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i want to put my fingers in you

I like the way you finger that crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers and I'll give you 2

Roses a red, voilets are blue..

I have 10 fingers, tonight you get 2

Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers.

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Lick my fingers like you could not get enough of me like you do to your sweets.

Girl, I want to dip my fingers into your sweet sugar bowl.