Are you my guitar?

Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

Are you a bowling ball?

Because you’re about to get fingered

Are you a guitar?

Cause I wanna grab you by the neck and finger you.

Do you work at KFC?

Cause you're finger licking good!

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 10 fingers 11th one is for you.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

Guitarists finger faster, you know.

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I admire your f**... abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Are you guitar?

coz my fingers can make you make over 100 different sounds...

Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

Are you a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Roses are red, Violets are blue...I got 5 fingers but these ️ two are for you...

Do you want to do some finger warm ups?

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

Are you a bag of Doritos?

Because I wanna lick my fingers when I'm done ;)

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

You remind me of a guitar.

I want to grab you by the neck, throw you over my shoulder, and get my fingers all over that fretboard!

(might have to mime setting up your air guitar to not be too scary)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got 10 fingers. Tonight I'll give you two.

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i want to put my fingers in you

I like the way you finger that crack.

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I have 5 fingers and I'll give you 2

Are you a bag of snack? Because I want to finish you off and lick my fingers.

Roses a red, voilets are blue..

I have 10 fingers, tonight you get 2

I'll have to ignore the ring in my ears like I'm ignoring the ring on your finger.

Lick my fingers like you could not get enough of me like you do to your sweets.

I don't want to give you rings for your ears, I want to give you the ring for your finger.

Girl, I want to dip my fingers into your sweet sugar bowl.

Hey dude, are you a hacker?

Because I want you to do finger magic and say "I'm in"

Hey girl, I wouldn't lift a finger on you, unless it's a middle one, to finger you.

Are you shoes? Because I'd have to finger you to see if you are the right fit.

I cube and I'm master of advanced finger tricks.

Call me Galena, because I'll leave residue all over your fingers

I would finger you, but I would disembowel you by accident so may be just f**... me

You're so hot, I need to put this ring around your finger to safe Middle-earth.

Roses are red, violets are blue.... I've

Five fingers. I'll give you two.

I can do magic with this cube. My fingers can do even more.

I can make my fingers disappear. Inside you.

(Soulfist) My Deadly Finger will surely make you come tonight.

Do you like ice cream? I like my ice cream like I like my women.

Dripping down my fingers while I lick them.

Does your ring finger hurt?

Because I’d love to put some ice on it

Girl I want you on the bone, because you are finger licking good.

Rock under the fingers beats a rock on a finger.

Have you tried the KFC sandwich? It's finger licking good when my c**... gets in your buns.

I’d like to put a rock on that finger!

I may not be a wizard, but I’ve got the magic fingers.

Girl are you a booger?

Because I wanna finger you then eat you

Saxophonists do it wish alternate f**....

Are you a light bulb cuz i can turn you on with fingers

Hey r u a book written in braille?

Coz im tryna take u home, open u up n and rub my fingers all thru u

Babe you are definitely not M&M, because you are melting by my fingers.

My two fingers will grant you grace, but my three fingers will drive you mad!

"Are you a cracker? Because I find you cheesy and irresistible, just like my love for Chinese takeout!"

Well, if artist hands are long, mine must be a masterpiece! Just don’t ask me to paint your portrait—stick figures only. 😂

Soon enough babe I will put a rock on your finger.

True! Long fingers for painting masterpieces and plucking heartstrings. If you could create one artwork, what would it be?

Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!

"Is your hand a map? Because I've got this undeniable urge to explore new territories, like your five-fingered peninsula."

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeout menu? 'Cause I can't resist ordering another round of your dim sum.

In the stillness of night, your beauty shines bright, a touch from you feels just right.

If I were a blade of grass, I'd want to be wrapped around your fingers all day.

"Your manicure is as flawless as you, sweetheart. How about we intertwine fingers for life?"

"Are your fingers as talented in the shower as they are in my daydreams?"

Long fingers? That must make it easier to catch those sneaky snacks before they disappear! What's your secret snack obsession?

"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber. Can't wait to explore your garden tonight."

"Your 11th finger is right here, darling, interlaced with mine, creating a bond stronger than any romance novel."

"Your hand in mine feels like fate. Let's intertwine our fingers and create magic together."

Are you from Mordor? Because my precious, you've got me wrapped around your finger!

"Hey Ethan, are you a finger? Cause I can't resist sticking you in my favorite place."

"Are you a belly button? Because I can't stop exploring you with my fingers."

"Are you KFC? Because your beauty is finger-licking good, and I crave you more than my favorite meal."

Well, if my fingers were any longer, I’d be a professional piano player. Just call me Chopin’s long-lost cousin! 🎹😂

"Your hair is as beautiful as your smile. Let me run my fingers through it sometime."

"When I'm near you, my heart beats like a skilled violinist's fingers over the strings of a cello."

"Is your hair made of Swedish gold? Because I can’t resist wanting to run my fingers through it."

"Is that a secret you're hiding, or can I join you in unraveling it over coffee?"

"Your patience is a virtue, like a delicate flower waiting to bloom in my touch."

"Those fingers must be magical; I’d love to find out what else they’ve been up to!"

"Your hair is like silk, I can't help but imagine running my fingers through it."

"Are you a KFC bucket? Because you're finger-lickin' good at leaving my heart crispy and fried."

"I can’t help but wonder if those fingers have a story to tell—care to share over coffee?"

F.A.N.G: I didn’t even get to use my best moves! I could defeat you with my little finger alone!

Your touch sends shivers down my spine, like a lovely melody in perfect time.

Your fingers look like they're wearing the infinity gauntlet, because with you, time stands still.

"Well, darling, your 11th finger is waiting to slot perfectly into the spaces of my hand."

"Are your fingers tired? Because they've been strumming on the strings of my heart all day."

Long fingers? Does that mean I can finally reach the top shelf? Because I've been avoiding it like it's a bad relationship! 🙈

Hey Ethan, are you a Chinese takeaway? Because I'm craving some finger-licking good time with you in my booty hole.

"Your finger cracking is as mesmerising as your beauty, how about we intertwine our specialties over dinner?"

"I'm not ready for a ring on your finger, but I'd love to get lost in the sparkle of your eyes tonight."

"With a scent like that, I can't help but wonder what other delightful surprises you have in store."

"Long fingers, huh? I bet they can work some magic... both in music and maybe something a little more fun. What else are you good at?"

"With a scent like that, you must be the sweetest temptation—care to share your secret over a drink?"

Babe, I am a one man five-one team. I got five fingers and one serious d**....

Guess that means I'll have to impress you with my finger painting skills! 😂 What’s the most artistic thing you’ve ever done?

"Your curly hair is like a maze I want to run my fingers through all night long."

"Is your hair made of silk? Because I can't help but want to run my fingers through it."

Hey can I tell u a poem

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Ihave 5 fingers and
Two is for you

"Your hair is like silk, I bet running my fingers through it would be heaven."

Are those rings on your fingers? Because you've got the power to make my heart skip a beat.

You will love my gun. Want to shoot it with your fingers?

"Your eyes sparkle like the stars in the night, I can't wait to hold you tight."

Like delicate petals in bloom, your touch is a sweet perfume. Let's create a symphony when our fingers entwine soon.

"Are you a fortune cookie? Because I can't resist cracking you open, Ethan."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put 'U' and 'I' closer together, just like our fingers on our date."

Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman m**... with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "'Cause they're mine sweetheart."

Are you a KFC bucket? Because you've got me feeling extra crispy and finger-lickin' good.

Are you a fluffy unicorn? Because I can't resist running my fingers through your soft mane.

"Is that a saree you're wearing? Because you've got me wrapped around your finger with your elegance and beauty."

"Are you a microwave? Because you heat up my heart without me lifting a finger!"

"In your eyes, I find admiration's glow, my words for you, like sun's warmth, continue to flow."

True! My fingers are basically an art installation at this point. Call it “The Struggle of Tying Shoelaces: A Modern Dilemma.” 🤣🎨

Are you a bowling ball ??

Bcs i want to take you with 3 fingers in

I like my ice-cream, like i like my women

Dripping down my fingers while i lick them...

Babe, I am a magician, and I got the best finger work to play both on stage and in bed.

Want to answer my Furled Finger? It is a relic of those who came before, left to help those who would come after.

"Your gaze, my sun, warms my world and melts my fears, your laughter is the symphony that serenades my ears."

Are you made of black spiral lingerie? Because you've got me wrapped around your finger.

"Your smile lights up my world, just as my words seem to ignite a fire within you."

"If you were a chicken at the baseball game, I'd always choose you because you’re finger lickin' good."

"Your finger-cracking talent is impressive, but can you crack the code to my heart too?"

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.