Top 50 Finger Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Finger pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

   Worship you quietly and finger you all day

3. Hey girl, are you a book?

   Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

4. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

5. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

   Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

6. Are you my guitar?

   Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

7. Do you work at KFC?

   Cause you're finger licking good!

8. Are you an Oxymeter

   Coz I wanna put my finger in you

9. Are you a bowling ball

   Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

10. Guitarists finger faster, you know.

Funny finger pickup lines

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Are you a guitar?

Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

Do you know Constrict ? Because you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Do you want to do some finger warm ups?

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

Are you a bag of Doritos?

Because I wanna lick my fingers when I'm done ;)

Do you mind helping me work on my fingerings?

Depressing pickup lines.

Are you suicide? Because I think about you every day.

Are you a toaster? Because I really want to take a bath with you.

Are you a noose? Because I really want to hang with you.

Are you a gravestone? Because I really wish you were on top of me.

Are you anti-depressants? Because if I don’t have you every day I’m going to kill myself.

Are you a coffin? Because I really wish I was inside you right now.

Are you a coroner? Because I really want you to inspect my body.

Are you a death certificate? Because I really wish you were mine.

Are you an electrical outlet? Because I really want to stick my fingers in you.

Are you traffic? Because running into you would really make my day.

Are you a sinking ship? Because I’d really like to go down on you.

Baby, you're the fish fingers to my custard.

I don't only use the fingers to do the 1000 Years of Pain.

If you know what I mean.

Are you a bowling ball

Because i want to put my fingers in you

I like the way you finger that crack.

You are the fingers

To the itch on my balls

Roses a red, voilets are blue..

I have 10 fingers, tonight you get 2