Top 50 Finger Pick Up lines

Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Finger pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than Reddit as Tinder openers. Charm women with funny and cheesy Finger conversation starters, chat up lines, and comebacks for situations when you are burned.

1. Roses are red

   Violets are blue
   I have five fingers
   But tonight you'll get two

2. Imma treat you like gollum treats the ring...

   Worship you quietly and finger you all day

3. Hey girl, are you a book?

   Because I want to run my fingers down your spine while I bury my face in you for hours.

4. You know those gaps between your fingers?

   I think they were made for mine

5. Hey beautiful, are you KFC?

   Because you look finger lickin’ good

6. Wait hold up, are you a bowling ball?

   Cause I wanna stick three fingers in u ;)

7. Are you my guitar?

   Cuz I wanna grab your neck and listen to the noises you make as I finger you from behind.

8. Are you a bowling ball?

   Because you’re about to get fingered

9. Are you a guitar?

   Cause I wanna grab you by the neck and finger you.

10. Do you work at KFC?

    Cause you're finger licking good!

Funny finger pickup lines

I got an itch inside of me that my fingers aren’t long enough to reach.
Want to help satisfy me?

Roses are red violets are blue

I have 10 fingers 11th one is for you.

Are you an Oxymeter

Coz I wanna put my finger in you

Are you a bowling ball

Because i wanna stick my fingers in all 3 holes

You only need to use two fingers on my trackpad!

Are you a guitar?
Because I want to grab you by the neck and listen to the sounds you make while I finger you

I can help you.

I have fingers.

I don't rate the iPhone. The touchscreen buttons are too small. But you know what they say about guys with big fingers.

You must be Frodo... Because I’m the one for you, and you’ve got me wrapped around your finger.

I don’t use my fingers only for thousand years of pain.

Let's put a rock on your finger.

I admire your fingering abilities, maybe later you could test them out on my instrument.

Hey babe wanna play with my foam finger?

Are you a secret blend of 11 herbs and spices?

Because you look finger lickin’ good

Do you know Constrict ? Because you’ve got me wrapped around your little finger.

Bow ties may be cool, but I think you're cooler. I swear it on fish fingers and custard.

Do you want to do some finger warm ups?

Roses are red, Violets are blue...I got 5 fingers but these ️ two are for you...

Hi there. Wanna use your fingers to enlarge my pixel size?

Hey baby... you know, pianists do it with ten fingers.

Excuse me. I forgot to bring my rosary. May I use your fingers?

Can a doctor sue me for breaking his finger during a prostate exam?

You remind me of a guitar.

I want to grab you by the neck, throw you over my shoulder, and get my fingers all over that fretboard!

(might have to mime setting up your air guitar to not be too scary)