Top 50 nuts Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of Nuts chat up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. They include pickup lines, comebacks, and hugot lines that actually works like the best Tinder openers.
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu
Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
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Hey girl are you a chipmunk?
Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you
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Girl if you were a tree and I were a squirrel...
I'd shove my nut in your hole
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You have eyes like spanners
When I look into them, my nuts tighten.
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My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
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One time there was this squirrel on coc and he wents NUTS!!!
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Wanna see my nuts?
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If I was a squirrel I'd store my nuts in your hole!
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Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.
Latest nuts chat up lines
You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!
Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.
Im a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.
Are you a squirrel?
Because I want to give you my nut
Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!
If you and i where squirrels....
Id bust a nut in your hole....
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?
Hey baby are you a wrench?
Because every time I see you my nuts tighten.
Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.
Girl: How so?
Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.
Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.
Girl, are you a squirrel?
Cuz I want you to keep my nuts in your cheeks all winter.
Call me a squirrel
Cuz i wanna bury my nuts in your mound
Hey are you a wrench?
Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up
Are you a brownie?
Because you'd look better with my nuts on you.
I hope you like goblins, because your gonna be goblin dese nuts.
Do you know why they call me the squirrel?
Cause I want to bury my nuts in you.
Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,
Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet
But when I'm done with you there will be another
Cheerios
Are you a Cheerio, because honey, you make me nut.
If I were a squirrel id chuck my nuts up your hole.
Hey, is your dad a chef?
Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts
Are you a jar of peanut butter?
Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts
If I were a squirrel...
Could I put my nuts in you?