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110 Nuts Pick Up lines And Rizz

Do you love nuts? Use these nuts pick up lines to help you flirt with that cute guy or girl. Are you a nut, do you have any nuts, do you know any nuts pick up lines. Flirt and impress today with these nutty pick up lines.

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A good Nuts pick up lines that are sure to melt your crush's heart !

  1. Roses are red, Corona's the flu

    Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?

  2. Hey girl are you a chipmunk?

    Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut

  3. If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree

    I’d put my nuts in you

  4. Have you been baking biscuits?

    Have you been baking biscuits?

    Cause you just made this ginger nut 🥜

  5. You have eyes like spanners

    When I look into them, my nuts tighten.

  6. My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.

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What is a good Nuts pickup line?

Here are 110 nuts pick up lines for her and flirty nuts rizz lines for guys. These are funny pick up lines that are smooth and cute, best working to start a chat at Tinder or Bumble and eleveate your nuts rizz. Impress the girls with cheesy and corny nuts pick-up lines, sweet love messages or a flirty nuts joke for a great chat response.

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Short and cute nuts pickup lines to impress a girl

Using a spicy and corny pick-up lines about nuts are guaranteed to work. But a sweet love message at Bumble, or a romantic comebacks are always welcome.

Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

Wanna see my nuts?

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

That squirrel from ice age finally got his nut… now how about me

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Smooth Nuts pickup line

Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

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Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?


I may be a Mechanic
But I promise I won’t just nut and bolt

I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!

I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

Your n**... are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

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Working Nuts tinder opener

Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you

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Funny nuts Love Messages to Start a Conversation at Tinder

Try using funny and charming Nuts conversation starters, sweet messages, love texts and comebacks for sticky moments in Tinder and chat.

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!

Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.

Are you a squirrel?

Because you can have deez nuts

I go nuts over your kind of sweet.

My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

Do you like cheerio? Because I'd put my honey nut in you.

I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

Are you a nutcracker?

Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.

Hey baby are you a wrench?

Because every time I see you my nuts tighten.

Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.

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Clever nuts Pickup Lines for Bumble

Using good and clever Nuts hook up line can work magic when trying to make a good impression.

They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.

Are you a squirrel?

Because I want to fill your mouth with my nuts.

Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.

Girl: How so?

Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.

I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.

"Can I offer you a night out, sweetheart? Guarantee it's nut-free, but I can't promise you won't burst with laughter."

"I'm not a squirrel, but I'd go nuts if you'd let me test my nut allergy with your heart."

"Are your thighs made of Nutella? Because I find myself going nuts over them."

"Are you a walnut tree? Because I'd risk an allergic reaction just to taste your sweetness."

"Excuse me, miss, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with Deez Nuts?"

Babe, do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.

"Just call us PB&J, because I’m nuts about you, Jools. Let's make our initials MMM...Marrying Me Means More Jam."

"You're so stunning, you could make a monk break his vow of celibacy, let alone my No Nut November."

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Smooth nuts Rizz Lines To Get Her Number

Using these smooth Nuts pickup lines make her give you her number.

if I polymorphed us both into squirrels could I bust a nut in your hole?"

"If you were a peanut, I'd never stop craving you, because your irresistible flavor drives me nuts."

"Are you deez nuts? Because I find myself going nuts over you."

"Is breaking No Nut November your secret superpower? Because I swear, with your beauty, my restraint is crumbling."

"Your sexy allure is the only thing that could make me risk breaking my No Nut November, mind sharing a snapshot?"

Girl you got an elephant? Because I got some nuts for you.

"Can you fit these nuts? Because the sweetness in your smile could make any bitter thing taste like honey."

Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

"Do you have a nut allergy? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart goes into anaphylactic shock."

"Do you have a nut allergy? Because when I see you, I can't help but explode with feelings."

"Hey girl, do you like protein? Because I've got a pair of Deez Nuts waiting to be your perfect snack."

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Flirty nuts Pickup Lines To Use on Guys

These flirty Nuts pick up lines are made to get him interested.

"Just like my cashews, you're irresistibly sweet, alluringly salty, and one taste just isn't enough."

"Can you fit these nuts into your heart's recipe? Because I believe we could whip up something beautiful."

Are you a chocolate bar? Because I see me filling you up with my nuts.

"Do you like deez nuts jokes? Because I'm falling for you, no joke."

"Do you like deez nuts? Because I've got a whole heart full waiting just for you."

Girl, you so sweet, you about to make my raisin nut.

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

"Are you a straight jacket? Because I'm going nuts over you!"

Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up

"Are you a peanut? Because I find you a-'maize'-ingly 'nut'-rient for my heart!"

"Do you like donuts? Because I'm dough-nuts about you!"

"Are you a fan of deez nuts? Because I can't resist sharing mine with someone as sweet as you."

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Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you

"Your allure could shatter any resolve, even the strength of a No-Nut-November pledge."

"I hope you're not a walnut because I can't resist cracking up a good joke about testing my nut allergy."

Are you a brownie?

Because you'd look better with my nuts on you.

"Are you a squirrel? Because you seem perfectly suited for finding the best nuts in town."

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes while searching for my missing walnuts."

"Are you a squirrel? Because I think you've just stolen my nuts.. of course, I meant peanuts!"

"Hey Angel, are your cheeks like Sandy's from SpongeBob? Cause every time I see you, my heart does the bubble pop."

"Together we could be a nut and a bolt, since it's plain to see we’re screwed without each other."

I hope you like goblins, because your gonna be goblin dese nuts.

"Are you a peanut-free zone? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've busted a nut... allergy, that is!"

Let's pretend we're squirrels... I can bust a nut in your hole

In Conclusion

Choose only a good well-crafted pick up lines for both ladies and guys. Even though certain Nuts love messages are hilarious, be aware they may not work well in real life like they do on flirting sites and apps. It is often awkward using flirty Nuts chat-up lines to someone you haven’t even met yet.

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