Top 50 Nuts Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Nuts pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu
Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
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Hey girl are you a chipmunk?
Because I wanna fill ur cheeks with nut
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If I were a squirrel, and you were a tree
I’d put my nuts in you
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You have eyes like spanners
When I look into them, my nuts tighten.
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My nuts would fit perfectly in your crack.
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Wanna see my nuts?
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Roses are red, Violets are blue...
I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you
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Do you like tapes and CD's? Cause I'm gonna tape this dick to your forehead so you CD's nuts.
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You’re like my favourite chocolate bar - half sweet and half nuts!
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Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?
Funny nuts pickup lines
Rose's are red, violets are blue..
I failed No Nut November thinking about you
I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!
Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you
It worked for me so hopefully it works for you
Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.
My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?
Hey baby are you a wrench?
Because every time I see you my nuts tighten.
Are you a nutcracker?
Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.
They call me cheerios
Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.
Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.
Girl: How so?
Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.
Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.
Hey are you a wrench?
Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up
Are you a nut cracker
'Cause I want to bust a nut in you
I hope you like goblins, because your gonna be goblin dese nuts.
Let's pretend we're squirrels...
...so I can bust a nut in your hole
Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?
Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!
The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet
But when I'm done with you there will be another
Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,
Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts
Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...
... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten
Cheerios
Are you a Cheerio, because honey, you make me nut.
Hey, is your dad a chef?
Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts
Are you a jar of peanut butter?
Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts
If I was a squirrel I'd chuck my nuts in your hole!