Your eyes sparkle like spanners

& every time i look at them my nuts tighten.

Wanna see my nuts?

Roses are red, Violets are blue...

I failed No Nut November, and that's because of you

That squirrel from ice age finally got his nut… now how about me

Roses are red , violets are blue , I failed No Nut November , All thanks to you

Hey can i put my nuts or your rack?

Rose's are red, violets are blue..

I failed No Nut November thinking about you

If you and I were both squirrels, could I bust a nut in your hole?

=)

I must be made of pecan pralines, cause I am NUTS for you!

Your n**... are the perfect fit for my nuts and pipes.

I’m a squirrel under the sea, and I need your nuts.

Roses are red, voilets are blue I would like to lose No Nut November to you

Your eyes are like spanners. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten.

Girl are you an avocado? Because I'm gonna get the nut from your soft insides.

Wanna see my deku nuts? They'll stun you!

Are you a squirrel?

Because you can have deez nuts

My name's Coco. Would you like to try my nut milk?

Do you like cheerio? Because I'd put my honey nut in you.

I am Sandy, I bring nuts to your Bikini Bottom.

I'm not an expert in plumbing, but I know that you'd be able to tighten my nuts.

Are you a nutcracker?

Because I want to bust a nut in your mouth.

Hey baby are you a wrench?

Because every time I see you my nuts tighten.

Cheerios Cereal: I'm about to make my honey nut in your cheerio.

They call me cheerios

Why, because I put the nut in you, honey.

Are you a squirrel?

Because I want to fill your mouth with my nuts.

Guy: Girl you remind me of a wrench.

Girl: How so?

Guy: Because you make my nuts tighten up.

I'll tap your guac bottom any day to get my nuts out.

Haha, that's a bold offer! How about we start with a coffee first? ☕️

"Just call us PB&J, because I’m nuts about you, Jools. Let's make our initials MMM...Marrying Me Means More Jam."

"Are you a walnut tree? Because I'd risk an allergic reaction just to taste your sweetness."

"I'm not a squirrel, but I'd go nuts if you'd let me test my nut allergy with your heart."

"Are your thighs made of Nutella? Because I find myself going nuts over them."

Are you a squirrel? Because you're about to go nuts for me!

Babe, do you know I am a mechanic? I know how to work those nuts & bolts to get you moving.

"Excuse me, miss, do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again with Deez Nuts?"

"You're so stunning, you could make a monk break his vow of celibacy, let alone my No Nut November."

Are you made of Dairy Milk Silk Fruit and Nut? Because you're irresistibly sweet and nutty.

"If you were a peanut, I'd never stop craving you, because your irresistible flavor drives me nuts."

"If you were a walnut, you'd be the perfect match to my smooth peanut butter charm."

"Are you deez nuts? Because I find myself going nuts over you."

Deku nuts aren't the only things in my pocket.

"Your sexy allure is the only thing that could make me risk breaking my No Nut November, mind sharing a snapshot?"

"Is breaking No Nut November your secret superpower? Because I swear, with your beauty, my restraint is crumbling."

Girl you got an elephant? Because I got some nuts for you.

"Can you fit these nuts? Because the sweetness in your smile could make any bitter thing taste like honey."

"If you were a walnut, you'd be the perfect blend of crunch and charm—hard to resist!"

You must be a hazelnut, because you're nutty, sweet, and oh so delicious.

"Just like my cashews, you're irresistibly sweet, alluringly salty, and one taste just isn't enough."

"Do you have a nut allergy? Because when I see you, I can't help but explode with feelings."

Are you a cashew? Because you're definitely worth cracking open to reveal the treasure inside.

"Do you have a nut allergy? Because whenever I'm around you, my heart goes into anaphylactic shock."

Hey Girl Are You A KitKat

Because you are made of Sugar, Milk Solids, Wheat Flour, Cocoa Butter, Vegetable Fat [Emulsifier ( Soy Lecithin)], Cocoa Mass, Choc Paste ( Milk, Wheat, Soy ), Cocoa, Emulsifiers ( Soy Lecithin, 476), Yeast, Raising Agent (Sodium Bicarbonate), Salt, Flavour. 
 Contains Milk, Soy and Wheat. 
 May Contain Tree Nuts. 
 Product Contains 70% Milk Chocolate and 30% Wafer Fingers. 
 Milk Chocolate Contains Minimum 22% Cocoa Solids, 25% Milk Solids.

Haha, that's a bold move! How about we keep it PG for now and focus on getting to know each other better? 😏

"Can you fit these nuts into your heart's recipe? Because I believe we could whip up something beautiful."

"Hey girl, do you like protein? Because I've got a pair of Deez Nuts waiting to be your perfect snack."

"Are you a pecan? Because you've just cracked open my heart with that smile."

"If you were a nut, you'd be a cashew—because you're simply irresistible and always make my day better!"

"Are you a cashew? Because you're definitely the nut I've been searching for."

Are you a chocolate bar? Because I see me filling you up with my nuts.

"Are you participating in No Nut November? Because I just cracked a joke, and I'm nuts about your smile!"

"If you were a walnut, I’d crack my shell just to get to know your sweet side."

Girl, you so sweet, you about to make my raisin nut.

"Do you like deez nuts jokes? Because I'm falling for you, no joke."

"Are you a straight jacket? Because I'm going nuts over you!"

"Are you a peanut? Because I find you a-'maize'-ingly 'nut'-rient for my heart!"

"Do you like donuts? Because I'm dough-nuts about you!"

"Are you a squirrel? Because you've got me going nuts just thinking about you."

"Are you a pistachio? Because every moment with you feels like discovering something deliciously unexpected."

"Are you a walnut? Because you’ve cracked open my heart with just one look."

"Are you a fan of deez nuts? Because I can't resist sharing mine with someone as sweet as you."

Heres another one for ya lads :p

Roses are red, i just want u to remember, ur the reason i failed no nut november

Hey are you a wrench?

Cause everytime i see you my nuts tighten up

Are you a nut cracker

'Cause I want to bust a nut in you

"Are you a squirrel? Because you seem perfectly suited for finding the best nuts in town."

"Your allure could shatter any resolve, even the strength of a No-Nut-November pledge."

Gym rat? More like a gym squirrel! I only go for the nuts... and occasionally to lift weights. What's your workout snack of choice?

"I hope you're not a walnut because I can't resist cracking up a good joke about testing my nut allergy."

Are you a brownie?

Because you'd look better with my nuts on you.

"Are you a squirrel? Because I think you've just stolen my nuts.. of course, I meant peanuts!"

"Do you like almonds? Because I've been going nuts trying to find someone as sweet as you."

Are you a palm tree? Because I'm going nuts over you, my lovely coconut queen.

"Do you like almonds? Because just like them, I can't seem to stop craving your presence."

"Do you have a map? I just got lost in your eyes while searching for my missing walnuts."

Just like the delightful mix in Dairy Milk Silk Fruit and Nut, your presence is a delightful treat.

"Is your name Peanut? Because I find myself going nuts over you."

"My circle knows I'm a tough nut to crack, but with your smile? I'm instantly all yours."

"No Nut November ended, but my fascination for your captivating allure is just beginning."

"Hey Angel, are your cheeks like Sandy's from SpongeBob? Cause every time I see you, my heart does the bubble pop."

"Do you like peanut butter? Because I can’t help but go nuts for you!"

You be the tree i be the squirl

So let me shove my nuts in ya

"Are you a peanut-free zone? Because every time I see you, I feel like I've busted a nut... allergy, that is!"

"Together we could be a nut and a bolt, since it's plain to see we’re screwed without each other."

"Ever tried gourmet cooking? Because these nuts would taste definitely better with your spice in life."

"Despite my No Nut November vow, your sensuality seems to rewrite the rules of my restraint."

I hope you like goblins, because your gonna be goblin dese nuts.

Let's pretend we're squirrels...

...so I can bust a nut in your hole

"Did it hurt when you fell from the vending machine? Cause you're the Deez Nuts of my dreams."

Well, I must say, you've got quite the way with words. But let's save the nut-busting for our first date. 😉

"I must be a squirrel, because I’m nuts about your short brown hair! Got any acorns to share?"

The macadamia nut is the hardest nut on the planet

But when I'm done with you there will be another

"Are you a locksmith? Because only you could fit these nuts perfectly with your charm and wit."

"Your allure is so intoxicating, one glimpse could shatter my No Nut November, care to share a photo?"

"Hey Angel, are your cheeks as fluffy as Sandy Cheeks' squirrel ones? Because I'm nuts about you."

"Awesome! Just remember, my enemies are usually just squirrels trying to steal my snacks. Are you ready for some intense nut-cracking action? 🐿️😂"

Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?

You're a nut, I'm a squirrel

Winters coming and I want to store you in my cheek girl.

Hey girl, do you like Imagine Dragons?

Cause Imagine Draggon’ these nuts across your face!

Well, aren't you nuts about me already? I must say, that's quite the creative way to express interest!

Are you a walnut? Because you're the perfect mix of tough on the outside and sweet on the inside.

"They call you Peanut, but you're more than a nut, you're a delicious temptation I crave to crack."

Hey girl are you a socket wrench ...

... because everytime you look at my my nuts tighten

Are you a squirrel? Because I can see your nuts

"Your allure makes No Nut November a myth; how about we turn this goodnight into an unforgettable delight?"

If we were ice cream flavors, we'd be the perfect sundae - sweet, irresistible, and a little nuts!

You're quite the charmer! Let's stick to cheesy pick-up lines for now. So, what's your favorite way to spend a rainy day? 🌧️

"If breaking my No Nut November is your mission, then girl, you're definitely the most tempting temptation."

"Are you Deez Nuts? Because you've got all the crunch and flavor that my heart desires."

Cheerios

Are you a Cheerio, because honey, you make me nut.

"I'm a tough nut to crack, but your smile? That's an enigma I'd love to decode."

"Are you made of granola? Cause I'm nuts about that mustache style and can't help but raisin my eyebrows!"

"Are you a nut-free dessert? Because with just one taste, I'm already craving more."

Hey girl, are you a squirrel?

Because I wanna put my nuts in your mouth.

"You like peanuts, but I'm nuts about you; let's shell this attraction together."

"If you were a nut, you'd be a fine-apple – sweet, unique, and absolutely irresistible!"

"Are you a cashew? Because you make my heart feel all nutty and warm inside."

"Just like deez nuts, you're a rare mix of sweet, delightful, and totally irresistible."

Hey, is your dad a chef?

Then how did he cook dat delicious booty with only his nuts

"Are you a walnut tree? Because I'm really nuts about you and willing to risk an allergy test."

"How do you manage to fit these nuts? Your charm is so irresistible, it's like a gravitational pull."

"Is your name Coco? Because you're sweeter than any chocolate and I'm totally coco-nuts about you."

Are you a squirrel? Because you can have all my nuts...deez nuts!