Top 19 Peanut Butter Pick Up lines
Following is our collection of smooth and dirty Peanut Butter pick up lines and openingszinnen working better than reddit. Include killer Omegle conversation starters and useful chat up lines and comebacks for situations when you are burned, guaranteed to work best as Tinder openers.
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Are you my dog
Because I wanna put peanut butter on my cock and let you lick it off
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Do you like peanut butter?
Wanna fuck?
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Are you peanut butter
Because my dog likes you on my penis
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Your legs are like peanut butter, smooth creamy and easy to spread.
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Did you know my legs are like peanut butter?
Smooth, creamy, and easy to spread.
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Hey girl are you peanut butter?
Because I want to spread you
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Hey girl, you know why I love peanut butter and legs so much?
Because they spread with real ease when I use a proper tool.
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Are you a jar of peanut butter?
Because if I stuck my dick in you, I'd be fucking nuts
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Hey Girl, are you a jar of peanut butter?
Cos I wanna stick my fingers in you and taste your insides.
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Let's talk about our favorite sandwich spreads!
I like peanut butter spread, peanut butter and jelly spread, egg and mayo spread, and I also love your legs spread.
Funny peanut butter pickup lines
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam?
I can't peanut butter my dick in your ass
In order to be classified as peanut butter,
Peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
Have you ever put peanut butter on your face?
No, well you might want to consider it because your face is the jam
Are you peanut butter?
Cuz I wanna spread you
Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
I'm peanut butter, you're jelly, let's have sex.
You must be peanut butter because you're making my legs feel like jelly.
We would go great together like peanut butter and jelly